AHHHHHHHHHH FUCK GUYS SOMEONE LEFT THE DOOR OPEN AND A COCKROACH GOT IN!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHH FUCK GUYS SOMEONE LEFT THE DOOR OPEN AND A COCKROACH GOT IN!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEONE KILL IT GET THE RAID PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!

oh god. OH MY GOD.

>tries to pick up a shoe to hit it with
>get scared and run away

here guys! I got one of these to drive the roach out!

kick the turk out before he brings his family

oh fawkkk i just opened up the wall and i think we got a problem..

how much is an exterminator going to charge us?? :(

So? just step on it.

I used to raise Dubia roaches for my gecko.
They were pretty neat to watch by themselves.

ewwwwwwwwww. but they're so grosss!!!! :'( ;_;

This isn't some shitty anime, step the fuck up.

stop cussing at me it sounds really really ugly and give me bad feelings and vibes!!! :'/ :c

OH SHIT NIGGA WTF ARE YOU DOIGN GET THAT SHIET OUTTTTT

Yup I got a colony too. They breed like crazy

awww

That's pretty messed up, fam.

Fuck. He's in the fridge!!!!!!!!1

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I got the little shit.

check out the website lol

If you think about it, the average cockroach is much more successful than the average Sup Forumstard.
>Will get laid
>Has many children
>Lives as successful a life as a creature of its kind can
>Living quarters are huge
>Lives off the land
>Able to intimidate people much bigger and stronger than itself

You should study them, you might learn something!

All you need is a penguin

I prefer to check your dubs

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