Give me one good reason why you wouldn't sit on it

Give me one good reason why you wouldn't sit on it.

Because i want it slammed into me from behind or when on my back.

Or this one

the only penis I like is my penis

That's a pretty good reason

I'm not OP.

because I'm not gay.

because i'm not in the mood for anal right now. havent done assplay in a while, have to be in the mood for it.

I said a good reason

I ate a burrito earlier.

An enema will fix that right up

Because it can't be in my mouth and my ass at the same time

Aids

But i would user. I would.

She's not black

I dont have an anus

holy fuck nigga

I can't. I know deep down that if I was given the chance I would

Because I want to dom a hot little sissy instead. I feel like I'm more of a top.

because i would suck that beautiful cock all day long so she wouldnt have a chance to fuck my ass.

because im not a faggot

I don't like to sit

You sure seem like one

Because it's crooked

hemorroids

Because I'm not homosexual
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That's a good reason, if he's not gay he would never sit on the penis of a man
It's simple and logical

No it's not, OP is not a faggot, and still he wants to sit on that dick. So do I.

Where is your logic now ?

I'm not gay and you should come out of the closet already

I got diarrhea.

I was in an accident as a child. My asshole was sewn shut and I was given a colostomy bag.

He is a faggot, if you are a male and you sit on another male's dick, that's gay
Any good reason this is false?
It's biology, not rocket science

Perfect! Then u dont need lube...

>She
>Male's reproductive organ
Choose one

He's Ugly

Face isn't feminine

Because I dont want to

You can't be serious !
You just claim he is a faggot, but well, that's just... like... your opinion man.
I claim he's not a faggot and you can't prove me I'm wrong.
By the way, what does science has to do in this ?

This is now a spiderman thread

Because the one in the pic is a man on women clothing with his penis out
OP wants that penis in his asshole
That's gay
That makes him a faggot

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Whatever you say, man.
Loving traps is not gay, loving shemale neither.

Because unlike op I'm not a faggot.

Well I'd have to get on my knees and help lube it first.

i have a hemmorhoid atm

Because I'd rather suck on it