If there was a war between these two nations and you had to fight, who would you support?

If there was a war between these two nations and you had to fight, who would you support?

The hideous pasty mongrels with shit teeth and bad manners or Britain?

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Germany.

Fuck the inselaffe.

Germany

Deutschland über alles.

Germany

>Killed millions of Poles and put them in labour camps
vs
>I don't appreciate Poland sending all their bydlos here

Stockholm syndrome is real

both sides

At least they didn't pretend to be friends, you fucking inbred scum nigger.

Gott strafe England.

Germany first then GB

>At least they didn't pretend to be friends
Communism was a good thing capitalist bastard
You're the reason why wars exist

Depends on why they are fighting.

First the blondes then the redheads

UK hands down.

Germany

UK

Would not allow the Germans to ruin the world a third (fourth?) time

kek
Britain is exterminating muslims in camps and Germany are trying to stop them

obviously...

UK
UK attempted to protect independence and stability in Europe. Why so edgy

XD
UK is the reason Central Europe burns since Partitions of Poland, which were their partial doing.

Protestant niggers.

>UK is the reason Central Europe burns since Partitions of Poland, which were their partial doing.
>Protestant niggers.
>XD
just ban all poles already

Neither, hope you kill eachother to the last remaining person

THE ETERNAL MARIO

Ah yes, Martin Luther King, borne of London

Unlike those Catholic-propagating Germans

Just shut the fuck up, Ahmed al-Britani.

No one cares about you anymore.

lesser evil desu

Germany. I like muslims more than anglos

>UK is the reason Central Europe burns since Partitions of Poland, which were their partial doing.

>Prussia, which was part of the partition and core of Germany, is better

fuck off

Retarded reason. I don´t like conflicts and I´m really lazy, so I will just travel around, loot dead soldiers and perhaps help some war-prisoners on both sides.

WE BEAT EM BEFORE

WE'LL BEAT EM AGAIN

the winning side

jokes aside, it's a difficult choice

personally germany

I'd prefer Germany, but I don't think it's a good idea to side with the eternal losing side.

God save the Queen.

I don't know why are you fighting?

UK obviously

Germany of course.

Germany

third time's a charm

Would probably bum a german instead

Good post

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Prussia was pretty much funded by UK and London bank, my dear orthodox russia-loving friend.

but what are you going to do without half of the world helping?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

I wouldnt take that, Britain.

Germany obviously.

Sit on our island and blockade you. Merkel will be petioning us to let her have her refugees back in a week.

>Sit on our island and blockade you

>WE BEAT EM BEFORE WE BEAT EM AGAIN

>blockade you

>what is strategy
This is why you keep on losing, Hans

>bongtactics
but we already ruled out that other countries get the job done for you

Two of the worst, most vile filth fighting each other?
Wonderful.

>who would you support?

Absolutely no one.
I hope they both wipe each other from existence.

Germany. End the anglo menace.

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UK of course.

Other countries are the natural weapons of the British. Would you ask Yanks to fight without guns or Frogs without baguettes?

Inherently unfair, tbqh.

Please do not forget that – as you can easily verify by remembering the Ribbentrop-Molotow pact – our natural weapon is changing the rules of the game. Hence you are unfairly calling this unfair.

UK obviously

>The secret tactic of the brits is to cry for help

>The secret tactic of the Germans is to lose

Germany.

Death to the Eternal Anglo.

TWO WORLD WARS ONE WORLD CUP

>yoU ONLY BEAT US CAUSE YOU USED STRATEGY

uk

Whoever wins, we all lose. This has always been the case when Germany and Britain went to war.

THREE EUROS AND FOUR WORLD CUPS

my country made a shitton of money during your last war :)

the kraut menace will be crushed once again

Consult with Italy and choose Britain.
There is no hope in the world that Germany makes.

Excelent post

The United Kingdom, proudly!

Neither. European wars are not our thing.

The UK so I can save Europe.

>mfw this thread

Germany.

youtube.com/watch?v=mZ8zUcg_Lks

lol imagine believing this

Germany: tried to stop zionist world domination once.

UK: literally the zionists.

with the jerrys

Britain. Let's go for the hat trick

Germany

Wouldn't be much of a "war" desu

>The hideous pasty mongrels with shit teeth and bad manners or Britain?
britian or britian?

fuck hahahahahhahahahahhahaha

Germany. The good guys will win this time.

>the joke
>>
>>
>>
>your head

didnt know anglo jokes are as stale as german jokes

Er strafe es!

I never said it was a good joke :^)

staler than your mother's crusty minge though it still does the job

>questioning

the uk

The UK because anglosphere family memes

I don't understand why everyone roots for the country that crippled the power and reach of european empires, but maybe I just have a meme grasp of history. In a way, the US should be thankful for Germany, because we wouldn't be as powerful as we are today if Germany didn't fuck with the major European powers. Or maybe we should curse them for thrusting this position onto us

>the support for germany from some countries here who literally got raped of their resources by germany in WWII

BBC > BMW

probably the eternal anglo because germany has done nothing but betray us in the past

>get attacked and abused by the germans
>fall in love with them
maybe when we took in so many germs, we gained this power ourselves

Germany, I don't give a shit if i'm branded a "traitor"

Probably Germany considering that they've been the only ones apart from ourselves looking after us when we've had hard times.

Germany
The more you read about world war one the more you realize it didn't have much to do with Ferdinand's assassination

>mfw islamic state has a Leopard 2 tank

Do it again Bomber Harris

> Tfw I thought we were friends
:(

This is beautiful irmão. Do you know where it was taken?

>vile filth
speaking of which, i got some shit for you to clean off my toilet, get your plunger ready jakub