Getting upset about people actually doing their job to clean up a theater after a screening

>getting upset about people actually doing their job to clean up a theater after a screening

What, are the employees just supposed to stand there while the patrons do their jobs for them?

Why are millennials so pathetic that they think they shouldn't have to clean this mess up even if they are employed as staff and receive a paycheck to do so?

Remember, cleaning up is the staff's job, not yours. You aren't getting a paycheck to keep the place clean. They are. Let them clean up the theater after you.

You really are a piece of shit.

this.

i have a great job with high prestige because i work damn hard and make good money. at the theaters i feel obligated to make a mess, for three reasons

one it makes me laugh and gives me happiness.

secondly it gives the employee work to do they wont get anywhere lazing around all day.

and third before all else it feels necessary to create a mess for someone of that low stature,
they've accomplished nothing in life and deserved to be treated like the fucking peasants that they are.

Do you guys put your boogers on the back of the seat in front of you? Sometimes there is a qt with long hair draping over the back so I glue her hair to the back of her seat. This one time, she turned around after getting up with a disgusted look on her face at the end of the film. I just said that these fuckers can't bother to clean the damn theater after charging $10 for popcorn and $5 for a bottle of water (I'm not a soda drinker). She stormed out out, brought back the manager, and he fired two of the ushers working that section of the theater.

The idea is that you're making their job easier, not doing it for them. Who the fuck drops that much popcorn anyway, jesus

OP is always a faggot, this time he's so profoundly unhappy that he's done this for two threads to feel better.

OP deserves our pity, not our contempt.

>using the millennial buzzword

Dude, it's common courtesy not to be a fucking animal. Yeah, it's the custodian's job to clean up the place but it's your duty as a normal human bean to not be a fucking pig.

I wet myself once in a cinema
I left my pissed soaked jeans on the chair
I snucked out the bathroom window

You guys are amateurs. One time long ago my friends and I bought some mice and snuck them into the theater. They were the brown/gray kind.

Once the movie was over, we just let em loose!

Pasta bait from the last thread.

Someone here is in a lot of pain.

Who else urinates on the seats to mark their territory?

I'm sorry you're hurting OP.

But hurting others won't help.

>getting drunk with wife
>go to the local theater
>she's on her period
>dare her to throw her maxi pad on the floor
>the actual madwoman goes to the bathroom takes it out and throws it a few seats next to us
>its fool of blood and fucking REEKS
>call the manager and complain acting mad as fuck
>he gives us a refund and 2 free tickets of our choice

She felt really embarrassed the next day after she sobered up but this is still hilarious to me

fuck those "moral" cunts, overcharge ME? for food and a ticket i'll make as much of a mess i want.

everytime i go to the theater by the end of the movie i intentionally try to make as much a mess as possible, i empty all my food onto the ground just pour my drink all over the floor and chuck my popcorn all over it. I kick over all the food containers and buckets to make sure the shit is spilled. After exiting the movie I go into the bathroom and piss all over the toilet paper, seats and floor.

have a good laugh as im walking out and see the poor wagecuck sigh when he sees the mess he has to clean up

lmao why wouldn't you make a mess if they overcharge you $30 for some crappy food and drink
if you don't like cleaning other people's shit find another job

Nope, you are an unemployed KHV NEET, posting bait pasta.

are you patrick bateman?

Based. Holmes shot the wrong people that day, he should lit up the concession.

>dont make a mess/clean your own mess
>cleaners have no purpose
>they lose their jobs

you're fucking welcome you pieces of shit

I don't see the problem, its not like the guy doing this job would be doing anything else if he wasnt cleaning. only reason youd get mad at this is because now you cant stand around they to score with the other faggot teenkids working there.

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Why didn't you go to the theater gym and get a free change of clothes and a bath

>gather hundreds of cockroaches in a box
>take it to the theater
>when movie is over just open the box and toss it into the middle of the seating
>toss your soda and popcorn into the floor so the cockroaches have something to eat
>walk out with a smile

And that's how you make sure millennials do their job.

>peasant is this mad
get a decent job, do something with your life anything deserving of my respect

because currently the only thing you're deserving of is the shit on my boot

Blame the people who sneak in food and drinks and the movie companies hogging all the profit from ticket sales. Concession items are a large. arguably largest, part of how theaters make money and are able to stay in business. Movie companies get most the cash from ticket sales for the first month of a films release. The prices are going up because it is harder and harder to make money owning a cinema.

You're fucking retards, the reality is that staff don't have enough time to comprehensively clean up after between screenings.

You're shiting up the place by acting like an entitled retard.

Dude do you know how expensive crab legs are? $30 is not that expensive

My fucking fag theater only has imitation crab. It is a fucking disgrace! I make sure to to smear the leftovers under the seats before I leave.

Anyone got more /mischief/ things like this to do?

I was thinking about cracking multiple stinkbombs on my way out or something

>be 15
>go to the movies with friends
>there are 10 people at best
>we've watched jackass like 3 days ago and used to do all these stupid shit
>3 of us take shits in various places in the room
>sit down and wait
>people start wondering at first and then loudly discussing the smell
>one guy brings the manager
>he clears the room
>see 2 poor guys going in with mops and shit, having the most sad looks on their faces
Im not proud of it desu but at the time it was really funny.

If you had any kind of dignity or self respect you'd be accomplishing your dreams and doing what you want to in life by now. The only reason you need to hold a min. wage millennial teenager job is simply because you are a loser who lacks the motivation to chase what he truly wants in life. Yes, we get it, the world is a big mean place and you've been swindled and duped into believing in the education system as an infallible cradle that will hold your hand until your life "starts". If you are in this position you have nobody to blame but yourself.

this movie would be perfect for u OP

I know that the guy who had to use the steam cleaner got paid $2 more an hour. So, I always dump my soda on my seat after the movie is over so that he doesn't get fired. One time, though, I was watching some shitty movie, 12 Monkeys, absolutely terrible. Anyway, so in the middle of the movie, I went out dumped my soda on the garbage can (no recyclables then), walked over to the concession area, and filled it with "butter" from the pump. I went back to my seat, and when the movie was over, I poured it over the top of seats of the entire row in front of me in protest. It got absorbed into the cloth and foam where people place their heads and it dripped all down the plastic back of the seats.

t. gypsy

this.

have a job like that and you deserve no respect you deserve to be treated like the disgusting fucking cockroach that you are

this guy did mice. Stink bombs run the risk of staining you and it is immediately a red flag, they will know someone did it. They wont be able to prove who, but it is risky.

I would say buying fish and duct taping it under the seat would be a good one.

I do something similar.
When I see someone with long hair sitting in front of me I stick some gum at the top of their seats.
There has been at least 3 separate occasions where the gum stuck in people's hair and they made a whole fuss about it but I always blamed the theater for not cleaning up kek

I once had diarrhea while watching a movie and shit all over the floor and seats. I couldn't stop and the ushers came in and saw me so I had to run away.

LOL

How did they not notice a man using the butter pump for over a min? That must have been half of their butter gone lol

Also i love the idea that somehow this was the right thing to do in "protest" lol

Ever worked at a cinema?
It sucks.

>sneak pissbottle in
>sit in the top row and start pouring that shit
>move to less incriminating seat
>get more entertained than the actual movie

>he lives in a country that doesn't have unlimited popcorn butter
yuropoors really have it rough

I remember as a kid sitting in the back throwing candy at people. Fucking hilarious right until we were thrown out.

cinema food is too expensive to waste throwing on the floor.

small tins of tuna with a ring top are cheap and easy to conceal then dump on the cinema floor.

It was pretty busy that time plus there was a fat guy (would be considered average today) using one of the pumps at the same time. This was before 9/11 so it's not like someone was going to come over and stop me when they were busy with the lines.

>People think they can act like pigs because janitors exist

fucking human garbage

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>americans have heart starters at every row in the cinema and every 5 metres from the popcorn stand
good for them taking care of themselves

its their job?

i usually take a shit on floor directly next to the toilet

always gives me a good laugh imagining some poor fuck having to clean it up when the toilet was right there

I remember one time me and a younger cousin and his mother went to watch Star Wars Episode 2.. He was a lot younger than me but she spoiled both of us with shitloads of sweets and popcorn and a fuckhuge cup of coke each

Lil cousin put his coke on the floor because the cupholder was full of his sweets and shit, I kicked it over on purpose and it was like a tsunami of coke rushing down the rows in front. Took me around 20 minutes to stop laughing.

When I'm at McDonalds I always buy an extra packet of ketchup and smear it on the seats and under the table

If they want a minimal wage increase, they should work for it

>its a jani/mod gets triggered episode
these are the best

i dont give a fuck

those cunts overcharge me i'll make all the mess i want. and i always make sure to spill drinks and kick popcorn buckets everywhere

didn't your parents teach you to use the trash can you fucking waste of skin

>4th of July rolls around
>get a huge pack of those firecrackers that are strung together and pop in rapid fire succession with a long wick at the end
>bring the firecracker roll to the theater under your jacket
>get one of those big nacho boxes or those really big popcorn buckets and put the firecrackers in those nicely laid out
>as people are beginning to get up as the credits start to roll, walk along with the first wave of people and casually light the firework while leaving it near a wall
>stand around the wall and wait for while people walk by
>watch gleefully as people think its another theater shooting and get heart attacks, dive to the floor, and generally lose their shit
>blend into the crowd as they realize it was just a firework
>watch the staff run in and have to help people clean up their vomit, urine, and fecal matter because they were so scared they were going to die in a mass shooting
>on the way out, kick some more popcorn buckets and sodas so there's even more to clean
>laugh about it on the drive home

>go see a movie
>it's absolute garbage
>shits in my popcorn bucket
>throw it at the front seat
>they are covered in shit
>i laugh my ass off as they are crying
>blame other people for doing it, front seat believes me
>they get thrown out and everyone else gets free tickets and a refund
>the seat I was sitting on is full of shit and piss

>skeletons think a little butter is going to kill them

yeah, at my house, where no one is paid to clean shit

when youre at a business and people's jobs are on the line, you gotta make their jobs seems valuable

one time i was at the theater and did the usual and "accidentally" kicked over my drink as i stood up to leave. then one of the employees cleaners caught what i did and started talking shit.

i said it was an accident and he got mad. so i asked to talk to his manager made a complaint then when i came back next week turned out he was fired lmao

>on the way out, kick some more popcorn buckets and sodas so there's even more to clean

The American society in action.

Everyone for themselves, screw over every other man as hard as you can.

Isn't it wonderful?

You're acting like this is a school, home, or office. It's a movie theater tradition to leave your popcorn and soda on the floor after the movie ends. Ushers are hired solely for the purpose of cleaning the floor and seats after each showing. That's how it works in the US. It's part of why the concessions are so expensive in the first place. At the dinner and a movie theaters, you don't clean your table area, or bring dishes back either. It's part of the service.

kysrn

>typical non-american hates freedom
color me surprised

wow you guys are horrible cunts

why would you do this to someone who's never even wronged you? seriously fuck this board im done

>shit on floor
>laugh as people slip in it

>Be CD sissy fag.
>Go to theater, I am an exhibitionist
>place dildo on sear and lower ass onto it.
>dildo ass while watching marvel movies

been doing this for years

lol, its the wagecuck's fault for getting mad he had to do the job he was LITERALLY hired to do

Fuck off, UK here and I love doing that shit.
Think you can charge me £3 for a fucking bag of maltesers and get away with it, cunt?

>random bag checking
>usher sees my 3 liter pepsi bottle and tells me I can't bring it in
>calmly explain to her what a pissbottle is
>she gags, throws it in the garbage, and tells me to get the fuck away
>piss on the seat in protest, and wipe on it my bumbum
>movie wasnt even good

>Hey mom look how mad I'm making everyone on Sup Forums. Thanks for the tendies btw. Can you get me a mountain dew?

you mad?

it's every man for himself bitch

>hurr america
I'm eastern european, and if you dont act like this you are considered a weirdo

Like "wtf, you dont even know the cleaners why do you care"

None of these people do this shit. They're baiting for reactions and you're taking the bait.

t. triggered theater cleaner

My theater has disposable "massagers" available at the concession stand. Usually couples who go to see a romcom buy them.

the ceiling seems like a good place, I should slingshot some shit up there stealthy like

>None of these people do this shit
you'd be surprised

>Mom look I did it again. I bet he's so mad now.

>you'd be surprised
This
I have done a lot of shit

>I've never worked as an usher at a theater before

>go to movies by myself because I can
>ask ticket bitch for my ticket "ticket for one for BvS"
>ticket bitch says "for ONE? what's it like going to the movies alone?"
>I say "Yes, for one. what's it like earning 9 dollars an hour?" laugh in ticket bitch's face and walk away
>walk up to stub ripper...say "IS THIS YOUR WHOLE JOB? YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD LOL" rip my own stub because I'm not an idiot
>enter eatery, walk up to servant "what will you have?" she asks, "it's okay! I brought my own!" I say while showing her the contents of my backpack with cola and homemade popcorn inside
>turn to those behind me and say "ENJOY PAYING THREE BUCKS FOR COLA, MORONS"
>make my way to cinema doors...notice lots of couples
>"WHAT IS THIS? MAKE OUT HOUR? THIS IS A MOVIE MORONS, NOT A FUCKING LOVE IN, GTFO"
>laugh at them as they leave in embarrassment
>cinema all to myself, put my feet up and throw popcorn at my face because that's how I eat it

youre my fucking maid
now clean my NEET shit and thank me afterwards

I piss all over the seat and floor in the toilets. If there's toilet paper there, I'll blast that with piss too.

>he doesn't know that ushers are essentially janitors regardless of theater mess

light bulbs, detailing, bathrooms, checks, tickets, vacuuming and sweeping, soda machine cleaning and other shit ALL with the theaters.

Every time I hold the door open for people from now on I'm going to trip every single one of you fuckers.

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The hotheads here exaggerate it though. We have no way of knowing how many of them are just baiting and even then the total number of people that even visit this board isn't very large.

Working day shift at a cinema is pretty based.
Working night shift is absolutely horrendous.

I work at a multiplex here in Australia and it's atrocious at times.

>15 Screens
>Training is poor
>Results in a bunch of people not knowing what the fuck they're doing

>Website says to show up 15 minutes before the session.
>intended so you can collect your tickets if there's a queue, but most people misinterpret it as they HAVE to be there 15 minutes before session, meaning they'd show up 30 minutes before hand.
>At the end of every session, there is about 15 minutes to clean it in preparation for the next session.
>Generally these happen in groups, so you'll have 3 cinemas to clean in 20 minutes.
>On day shift with maybe 30 people spread across them, it's easy.
>On night shift, with 600 split across, it's difficult.
>Of course on day shift it's just yourself
>On night you might have one or two people with you.

>Company policy means we can only clean when no customers are in the theater.
>Means that these people who showed 15 minutes before turn up RIGHT as the session ends, meaning they sit down in the cinema.
>We have to make them stand outside, wasting even more time
>If they're disabled, it's even worse

>Poor training + Barely any time to clean + Impatient customers being told to show up early, then to wait = a mess

Favorite time was when we had 4 minutes to clean a 80 person session of Hunt For The Wilderpeople.

>Session ends at 12:26, next one begins at 12:30
>expected to clean 90 peoples mess in 4 minutes
>only option was to sweep popcorn and shit under the seats

>In highschool
>Go see Love Guru with best friend
>Friend thinks it would be hilarious to jizz on the floor
>He can't jack off, too nervous
>Start sucking him off
>He starts laughing
>He cums on floor, starts sucking me
>After movie we walk out laughing so hard as ushers go in to clean the floors

stop lying faggot
you just wanna get paid for doing nothing
but I'll always make sure you EARN your money in the worst way possible

>I TOLD THIS GUY FIVE TIMES TO STOP TROLLING ME AND HE KEEPS DOING IT

FUCKING STOP

PLEASE

I fucked you're mom

I always pick up my rubbish from the cinema as I leave because when I did it after seeing Batman v Superman, the cleaning lady noticed and complimented me for making her job a lot easier. Since I wasn't autistic, I struck up a conversation with her and asked her if she wanted to go with me to a screening of the new Marvel flick. Since she worked there, she had free tickets and happily obliged.
We've currently been dating for 4 months.

Who /wentbackhomebecauseitwastheatershowerday/ here?

when I see these lonely fucking cucks who come to movies by themselves, I just know they go on this board.

I feel bad for you desu. You should just end it all cuckboy

I like to pour pop into the seat when I get up to leave. It usually goes unnoticed so some poor fucker gets a sticky ass later.

I just fucking made that up. I don't actually do that. I just wrote it here to prove that not everyone that says this shit does it.

Why do people even care? Ushering is an easy minimal wage job, so sorry you are mildly inconvinienced once in your life lol

Some of us do actually important shit for 5 thousand a month, so please just shut up kid

I want to fuck DAW 2bh