Walk into your brother's room

>walk into your brother's room
>see this

what do?

"MOOOOOOOOOOM DARIN SHAVED HIS FUCKING ANUS"

gently place on floor penis pointing down
spin like a top

Turn 360 degrees and smash nuts with a hammer.

"Hello Brother, wanna fuck?" seriously what are you even thinking lol

Take a picture, go on Sup Forums, upload picture on Sup Forums asking what I should do.

fuck him

Wonder when I got a brother

nice dick

post a pic of sharpie in pooper

bash him for having a bigger dick

I lost

Suck my bros nuts

"C-can I touch it?"

tell him to sit on my lap

Look for his wallet while he's occupied, take money out, dance all the way to the liquor store.

Take a picture and post it all over social media, tag his friends. Post it on Sup Forums and give him the link

...

Ill freak the fuk out bc my bro died 10 years ago

moar

how's that fags manage to get such cocks?

Tell my brother to put pants on

is there actual video porn of guys like this? or is it just fucking pics?