This kids life is unimaginable to you. He could fuck your gf in a second and she would never look back...

This kids life is unimaginable to you. He could fuck your gf in a second and she would never look back. He will have it all and you will live a poor shitty life.

And?

yeah right, as if my imaginary girlfriend would fuck an autistic kid. Nice try fuckin cuck

Fuck her in a second? Does he suffer from premature ejaculation?

I was going to just skip yet another barron thread, but I really liked this part of your post
>he could fuck your gf in a second and she would never look back

I am now picturing a twelve year old fucking some girl doggy style and she refuses to look back for some reason.

don't look back gf, whatever you do don't look back

Barron is 10
>he can even pop a boner

Considering my gf isn't a pedophile, I doubt it very much

Although, if Trump gets re-elected, my ex would... the bitch...

cheap baito.

So, is there already porn of him?

did you see him staggering though the street yesterday? that kid is somewhere on the spectrum. considering he has never said anything on camera....

also,Baron? Baron Trump? Where your parents fucking idiots? yes, we know now...yes.

>don't look back gf, whatever you do don't look back
Don't you look at me! Don't you fucking look at me you low-born whore!

he is so cute

Runs in the family

666

But I'm a gay billionaire

Anyone have the picture of him holding his head, getting visions at the inauguration?

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He gets a fourth when the time is right. And the trump organization may be bankrupt by then.

His family is rich enough to own hundreds of sex slaves.
Why would he even look at some internet retard's fat girlfriend?

Hahahaha nostalgia

Because it would be fucking funny

Because it's not about the sex, it's about the power. Knowing he can strip anything he wants from you because he is better than you. He can destroy your entire world without breaking a sweat. He can take away everything you ever loved and destroy it in an instant.

If your woman leaves you because of money, she's a gold digger.
Gold diggers are sociopaths.

>he could fuck your gf in a second
What happened to girls having independent thoughts? Since they're your gf, it stands to reason that they like being with you and are loyal to you. So why would she jump to this guy? Doesn't she have a say in this too?

not trolling, genuinely curious

It's not the money she leaves you for. It's because he's better than you in every way.

He cums within a second of having sex? Almost feel sorry for the fucking kid

At least I'm not fucking autistic.

Wait, are YOU Barron OP?

>kid born in rich family
>better in every way

Have you even met one of those?
They often have serious social and mental issues.

What's your name user?

If we are shitting on names now let's put yours up on the measure

This kid is probably going to kill himself not having any self worth. It happens a lot to very wealthy kids

Are we really white-knighting for the son of Donald Trump? Christ

Actually most I've met are pretty sociable and well mannered. They know when to flash cash, and when not to, are usually pretty liberal with buying drinks for others because mommy and daddy's money, not mine. Pretty chill dudes, all in all, in my experience.

>Primal instincts will drive her to more money
>yada yada yada

what do you expect these people to say

If you watched the inaugural parade. You would have seen this autistic fuck walk. Mother fucker looked like he was the real life inspiration for QWOP. The only think fucking him is gravity.

That's old money, not new money

>Sup Forums
>girlfriend

/thread

Right, but you just said "kid born in rich family". That has not been my experience in dealing with them at all. They're usually well groomed from a young age.

I knew 4 of them since childhood.
They are sons of rich lawyers and they always had everything they wanted.
They are all heroin user now.

Future President 2046 or whatever.

>user literally said "imaginary girlfriend"
are you retarded?

I would expect "these people" to act like human beings. Sorry if that's too much to ask

Shit parenting raises shit children.

You are taking all of this way too seriously you hugbox.

Jokes on you dickhead my girlfriend is black judging from his lily white family I doubt he's fucking anything my way not even to make a point.

How did Trump manage to produce this cute shota?

are you kidding? he's the spitting fucking image of trump. trump was tired of having kids that only contained 50% of his DNA, so he cloned himself to produce barron.

>implying Barron isn't fucking gay
gtfo

Not yet, too bad tho, tweeting it to Trump would be fucking majestic.

I mean base income of a psychiatrist is 180k/yr. I will devote my life to giving psychotherapy to those in need in hospital and at my firm. Its a modest life. I get to give back to my community. That is enough for me..

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>implying Barron isn't actually a god playing everyone for fools
gtfo

>suggesting Trump was cute
Stop

My greatest hope for this presidency is for it to surface that Pence or Trump or hopefully both at the same time molest the fuck out of this little fuck
The backlash
Oh my god.
Please.

I hate it when threads randomly die.

Years from now (or maybe minutes) he'll be the star of a bunch of posts that begin with "You walk into the White House and this kid slaps your gf's ass..."

The other thing about him that amazes me is that he's 10 and he already looks way more smug than even Donald does.

He is the Kwitazs Haderach.

Ah, another reason why I try to numb myself to cold hard reality.

I'll go make one of those threads now.

B-BUT user! I'M AFRAID! WHO IS THIS KID?! WHY ARE YOU LETTING HIM RAPE ME?!

>smug

He looks blank and expressionless, not smug.

Probably because there's something mentally wrong with him.

This is Baron's future, we must groom him Sup Forums

>And user sits in the corner, crying softly and he whispers "grab em by the pussy".

Barron is a little legend and future shitposter