Griddlegirders on pooicide watch

griddlegirders on pooicide watch

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i dont understand, metacritic and rt top critics agree that the new ghostbusters is bad, so doesnt everybody lose?

Premier is in 12 hours (for many states/theaters)

Post your local theaters

Just get a bunch of hacks to write positive reviews to show those stinky misoginnists and feminism wins XD

It's the perfect plan because Sony is a bastion of integrity and it's not like they've been caught doing the same exact thing in the past XD

>F11 going to the cinema by himself

Is ironically pretending to be a Sony marketer the hottest new meem?

>still caring about """"""critics""""""
how do we fix Sup Forums, Sup Forums?

I FOUND A PIC OF F11

>GURLPOWER!!

The only people gong to see this are fat SJW females and F11 men

Hey Sup Forums, name something receding faster than his hairline

what is reason for holywood make reprodce movie Ghostbusted? Original movie Ghostbusted too much better.

Dr. Robert William great actor, make Ghostbusted too much fun. Dr. Robert William dead and new Ghostbusted make shame to the sacrifice

holywood not care??

Sony's investment into marketing Ghostbusters

Writer here (not a screenwriter, I write articles for publications)

Look at some of the reviews.

These are either paid reviews or these people are deluding themselves by writing very shallow-sounding reviews.

It reads like one of those $5 comedy DVDs that have the stupid "fun for the whole family!" tagline

His father's respect for him

My boner.

>That rarest of big-studio offerings - a summer flick
What?

His chances of losing his virginity

my own hairline. ;_;

the odds any of those women will see him in a sexual or romantic light

Those reviews seem to claim it's just a throwaway, completely forgettable movie.

POST PICS OF F11 MEN

Paul Fieg was on Sway in the Morning yesterday, and DB said he thought it was "alright"

Even in front of the director himself, he couldn't muster any more fake praise

It's not about whether the product is actually good or not, it's about how it fits with the reviewers political opinions.

There are no standards for reviews, which is why half of these fucking dipshits have been defending the movie for months without knowing its actual quality. It's not a film, it's a weapon to be used against people with different opinions.

The tides are turning

polygon.com/2016/7/13/12173660/ghostbusters-criticism-anger

The movie's not even out yet and Polygon's already jumped shipped to save face

>mfw China denied permission to show Ghostbusters over there
>mfw this will be the biggest bomb since Fant4stic

>These are the critics who might have viewed their position on this controversial movie as picking a side in that battle. Meanwhile, the critics who reviewed Ghostbusters less favorably seemed to be older, well-established film reviewers

Holy shit

>It's not a film, it's a weapon to be used against people with different opinions
Just like so many other 'products' that's been coming out the past decade?
In 2016 people's primary way of expressing their political views (beyond just preaching to the choir on the internet) has become spending money on things they think support their views, or actively avoiding things they think oppose them.
Either way, you're all being played by the corporate executives. They absolutely LOVE this new bout of political commercialism.

>But I've been afraid to state any opinion about this movie up until now, when I have reviews from critics like Edelstein and Roeper to hide behind, because I have been afraid that speaking negatively about Ghostbusters would result in me being falsely associated with an activist movement that I disagree with and disapprove of.
>Actual discussion of the film feels impossible, which is a bit depressing. Films with middling scores and a talented cast and crew can sometimes be the most interesting movies to pick apart. We've lost that interesting and fun conversation for this take on Ghostbusters, and it may be gone forever.

Kek

Will China be able to save them this time?

Must be bad when when fucking Polygon has more integrity than you

the latter part is true, now I don't know if the movie is as extremely bad and revolting as people here say or if its just your typical bad remake or if the humor is actually so gross and out of place or if it actually includes "all white men being evil" etc

Daily reminder that Paul Feig is a Jews wet dream.

And the critics on rt either open with "in your face haters", which kinda spoils their critics,
or they criticise it but give it a "this cast" or "its funny" bonus to shift the rating in a fresh tomato.

Daily reminder Paul Feig was photographed having an orgasm with the cast of Ghostbusters dominating him

>How internet hate crushed useful discussion of an upcoming film

Literally the first sentence after the title completely invalidates any chance of this article being anything less than pants-on-head-retarded like all the rest.

Noone hated this movie any more than they did the Robocop reboot or any of the other garbage Hollywood remakes that get shit out for a cheap buck nowadays and it would have flopped and been forgotten about just like the rest had a bunch of twats not turned it into a political weapon to use against people on the internet they've never met who have different opinions than them because its the only joy they get out of their pathetic lives.

Noone's seriously claiming this fucking garbage remake is raping their childhood because that's fucking retarded and noone's seriously claiming that womyn can't be Ghostbusters because we've already had a fucking cartoon that proved otherwise.

The movie will bomb and it will bomb hard because it doesn't have the Chinese market to save it and then a wave of articles will be shat out crying about those evil Patriarchal misogynerds using their penises to defeat the movie that was going to save feminism and then everyone will forget about it and eventually another movie studio will reboot a classic film with an all gender and/or race-swapped cast and the cycle will begin anew.

Summer flick is the new language way of saying it's a forgettable and mediocre film. A pump and dump.

>Sony makes another flop

Do they have any other successful IPs besides Bond? And even then there's murmurs of making Bond a black guy.

Dont know if this indicates something.
How does it on other blockbusters. And dont many buy it on impulse?

But i read on twitter that some cinemas in the uk already decreased their airing time.

I'd pump and dump a roll of this film before I'd ever touch any of the gross fucking women in this film.

By internet hate he means from both the youtube faggots ant twitter SJWs

he's just being intentionally vague because it's polygon and he doesn't want the class 5 full roaming vapor formed from Zoe Quinn's vaginal discharge to assault him

THERE'S SOMETHIN STRANGE
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
WHO YOU GONNA CALL?

the theatre for a refund

I stopped reading after >MANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT GHOSTBUSTERS ARE UNQUESTIONABLY MISOGYNIST

Jump Street has been successful both critically and commercially enough for it to get a MIB crossover as well as a rumored female Jump Street

Isnt he just trying to look under her skirt?

>How does it on other blockbusters
Same theater was sold two weeks in advance for Age of Ultron (all screenings that night), a month in advance for Force Awakens (all screenings that weekend), and a few days in advance for Dory (first showing only, second showing very full)

Obviously Ghostbusters isn't anywhere on the same level as those movies but the Palisades mall is pretty big and draws a lot of consumers. 3 people for opening night seems very bad

Madman

>a lot of enjoyable, disposable fun
that's possibly the most negative way there is to be positive

What the fuck? Why would you do that?

JUST FUCK MY MOVIE EXPERIENCE UP

Further in the article he starts actually criticizing the groups that deserve it.

Remember this is polygon, if it didn't seem 100% feminist approved they wouldn't have published it

Masaka, It's even faster than Star Platinum!

>China bans moviess that has depictions of ghosts, living dead, moving skeletons, etc
>plus quotas of foreign movies to be allowed in theaters
>Ghostbusters won't be in chinese theaters
Nope.
that plus the fact that the franchise was never that big in most of Europe means it will be a disaster in foreign markets.

It was already fucked up user

These are making me laugh more than they should

...

>class 5 full roaming vapor

IMAGINE BEING A SANE NON-KUCKED MALE UNDER A TYRANNICAL HYSTERICAL GYONOCRACY

IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE A HILLARY CLINTON PRESIDENCY

BETTER WATCH WHAT YOU SAY SHITLORD!

>raping your childhood
Isnt this just a internet meme regarding rule 34 and the fan porn?
I think the ones hating are just too exxagerated. Just like the others using this to hate back.
Both sides should grown some thicker skin.

>couple seat
What?

tbqh, the AVGN got BTFO'd

i guess its a loveseat.

>tfw Ghostbuster got destroyed by Pokemon Go

case and point, when talking about Rolfe
>The content of the video wasn't hateful, overtly misogynist or particularly unreasonable.
>overtly misogynistic
>implying it was even slightly misogynistic

Also those comments are a hilarious dumpster fire

>age of ultron
>tfa
Dont think they are anywhere near to compare them with gb16.
But dory i think is. Thats not a good sign for gb16.
Than the reservations are very poor.

>People so caught up with a shitty app game that they forget about Ghostbusters
dohohohoho

>clever move to destroy nintendos competitor sony
I dont think pokemon go have anything to do with it, you still can do both. But i will not say it isnt possible.

>student loan
Whoa looks like he is the only into it.
>bills
Like he really acts
>rest
Its our job to do.

Why is this so depressing? Even most of the guys look like as if they had too much girls and now its just doing duty.
And sure i know know it just pornbiz.

I have one free ticket to my local cinema.

Should I go see this?

>not including alimony

Come on bruh

Alimony isn't really a thing for a proper user

No, it'll still count towards their box office

You could pirate it to try and show Sony how big of an audience they lost letting Feig and McCarthy reboot a franchise into their toilet humor lineup

In what world would a kissless permavirgin user get to pay alimony?

I don't have any stake in this and am just not interested in seeing another shitty modern comedy, but it's just pathetic when I see reviews like this.
I actually don't mind McKinnon though

I guarantee if they just put the original Ghostbusters into theaters they would have gotten more money. It would have required almost no work too

LMAO

Brianna Wu joins the party: archive.is/VmJL4

I am sure China will save this one.

>magazine that outright standard citizens rapists
>never bothered to publish an apology when the woman making the claims admitted it was fake and they were freed of all charges
>not being a biased feminist mouthpiece
that woman actually wound up in jail for murder

dat face

'Ghostbusters' Denied Release in China
hollywoodreporter.com/news/ghostbusters-denied-release-china-910563

BLACKED.COM = SLAVERY 2016 EDITION

dat (((hair)))

what did they mean by this?

My sister said she's going to see it and not once have I seen her even act interested in this movie. From what I've gathered she thinks it's IMPORTANT. I can't believe she fell for this shit.

Meanwhile she says she refuses to see meme masterpiece Suicide Squad.

Did Richard Simmons start doing meth?

Fun fact, porn actors are mostly gay.

TELL UR SISTER SHE'S A DUM BINT

WAIT TILL SHE DYES HER HAIR PURPLE

AY
*smacks lips*
HOL UP

>his kino house doesn't have couple seats
get with the times

>My sister said she's going to see it and not once have I seen her even act interested in this movie. From what I've gathered she thinks it's IMPORTANT. I can't believe she fell for this shit.
Ah so she's F11? Or is she dragging her poor boyfriend along?

"We need some positive critical reception to slap on a movie!"
"Quick, call Peter Travers!"

>brobabiez

wow, thats actually a new variant, good on her. Out of all the highschool level bullies that these "journalists" are, she the bulliest and the high schooliest, well done well done

You should fuck her.

>Kristen Wiig Ghostbuster says 'Say hello my little friend!'
this is definitely a parody.

Paul Feig. More like Paul Fag am I right?

Venezuela's GDP.

>every positive review is just critics screaming "take that man babies!!" and uses vague buzzwords

I think that's how it's pronounced anyway.

Be careful, an 8 year old said that to him once and he's still seething over it