Daily reminder that there are only 2 types of men: those who wear a watch and those who wear a fedora. Which are you?

Daily reminder that there are only 2 types of men: those who wear a watch and those who wear a fedora. Which are you?

I wear neither

Tits or gtfo

The fourth.

>future fedora wearer

I wear both

That automatically places you into the fedora category. Sort of like how if you are a bi man, that means you are actually gay.

Also, dubs thread

I carry a cell phone

Not big on accessorizing because I'm a male

jokes on you, i get rashes from wearing hats and watches likewise

>m'lady

I carry a phone with a clock (as does everyone), and I never wear hats. Ever.

I wear adidas

Fedora.

How am I doing?

I don't wear a fedora or a watch but I do wear a condom at all times just in case. What category does that put me in?

a retard

Like Mr. Draper, I wear both.

What the fuck checked
This is now a get thread

a dick

>man tits or gtfo
Also noticed you refer to yourself as a male, not a man. I would agree with you.

I wear panties

Tits or gtfo