Woody Allen Told Kristen Stewart She Looked Terrible

>“I thought, ‘He hates me! He absolutely is regretting his decision.’ But then, I was like, ‘I’m going to prove to this little dude that I can absolutely do this! Maybe I don’t have the demeanor that my character does, but I’ll do it when you fucking call ‘action,’” she explained.

>Kristen added, “That first day, he would come up to me and say things like, ‘You look terrible. You’re supposed to be pretty.’ But it’s not personal, and he’s not trying to offend. If anything, he knows that it’s funny. He’s not the type of person who likes actors who are totally up their own asses and have massive egos. I feel like it was almost a tool for him to go, ‘If they can take it, they’re cool. And if they can’t, then fuck it.’”
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Will LesbianStew ever recover?

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>‘I’m going to prove to this little dude that I can absolutely do this!

>Kristen added, “That first day, he would come up to me and say things like, ‘You look terrible. You’re supposed to be pretty.’
Alpha as fuck, no wonder all those prime lolis flock to him.

to be fair she looks fucking terrible in that pic

>Christian Stewart

shes looks terrible 99 percent of the time. like some used up crackwhore

my showerfu

she looked good when she was a teen

she's hot objectively

but more of the hottest girl in the trailer park/small midwest town sort of way

what movie?
adventureland?

She's still hot

is kristen steward #blackpill?

Manlets BTFO

>You look terrible. You’re supposed to be pretty.’

Then why hire her? Shes not that attractive.

footfags tell me her feet game is on fleek

She looks so delicious with clothes on

I bet shes a skinny boy underneath

Just look at her, she looks like she does drugs all day

This. He should have hired a qt asian

She looks like Edward Furlong

Looks like Niall from Sleepycast

>I feel like it was almost a tool for him to go, ‘If they can take it, they’re cool

Sure Kristen, that's exactly what's happening right now.

JUST

why do she wear the white supremacist jacket?

>footfaggots and beta losers think this is a 10/10

what's happening here
she's beautiful

>looks like she being baptized in acid
>beautiful

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Into the Wild

Fags are retarded but dykes are even more retarded. I despise fags but I hate dykes, just seeing them makes me ill. All those people should be medicated heavily but thanks to the cultural marxist enablers, it's not going to happen.

This holy fuck she was cute at like 19 before twilight and it's been downhill ever since

>Woody Allen telling someone they look terrible
That's like max Landis telling someone they have stupid looking hair

Woody allen has always bashed his own looks though, if anyone's an expert on looking bad it's him and in this case he's right.

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Snitch

Muy reeferfu!

Made me cringe tbqh senpai

That's because it's not her, you nitwit. That's Edward Furlong

She has great facial aesthetics. Why the fuck doesn't she take care of her looks? She looks fucking awful there, look at those eyebags

She a bad bitch, bruv

>Implying that doesn't turn me on more

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Of course he thinks she looks awful, she is not 12 anymore.

This fucking pedo kike should be in jail

>a woman getting mad that a pedophile gets uppity about the femflesh being worn out

Woody is apparently taking direction advice from Vincent Gallo
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>getting mad
Did you not read the excerpt? She's not mad at all, just thinks its a character trait of ol' woody.

fuck that's a good description

Is this a fucking crack pipe?

she looks like she was posessed by Zuul and his huge-jaw demonic form is coming out of her face

looks like a fucking bird, worse than Kaitlin Olson

if your age aint on the clock you dont get woody's cock

Yeah, most women do.

No, you idiot, it is a large glass spoon-style pipe. Obviously used for marijuana.

Crack is smoked in long thin generally clear pieces of glass tubing or modified test-tubes.

her feet are actually kind of misshapen and ugly. i just like them because she's a greasy stoner chick and her feet are probably always warm and sweaty, which is hot.

I want to watch her face stretch and grow as he tries to escape!

Possessed chicks are better lays than crazy

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it literally looks like it's escaping her face and changing her bones

"your mother sucks hitler in hell, my anus shits out rats" is not my kind of dirty talk

Woody Allen and his future wife.

>Sup Forums's taste in women

Absolutely macabre

You're such a fool lol

>That worry in her eyes
SHE KNOWS

>"Have a bath, Sup Forums thinks you look dirty".

Ok, I'll do it, cause it's you...

>Has a bath.

Lol I was kidding, now get the fuck into role!

Fuck off normies

Bcoz she's supreme and white. Why does an African wear a mud vest?

this is reddit

It's trendy around the tents.

Fuck that pedophile kike, Kristen is gorgeous 24/7.

That's what I think too but I'm taking something into account you're not, sometimes I'm sure I've looked that rough after a session.
I kind of like the fact she hardly gives a shit, and she's famous, I felt bad after all nighters and no one was snapping pics of me.

Woody loves that white supremacy shit man. Makes him feel cucked.

I'd like to see him in on the brown couch in Dr. Lector's office. To see how Lector would talk him out of his obsession. Then go kill everyone in Woody's life who re-enforces that mindset on him.
Then see how the next appointment would go.

>Doctor, you were right! Why didn't I do that years ago?

Lector would say,- Because I liked your movies, I never accepted you as a patient before.

>Oh man, I guess you're write... Now what?

Care to join me for dinner, sir?

No she's just a chink their eyes are always like that

>But it’s not personal, and he’s not trying to offend.

No, he meant you literally look like shit. Stop overthinking it.

Woody probably tastes of overcooked sprouts and Dr Lector probably likes them Al dente.

user I want you to read what you just wrote out loud and have a think about what you've done.

I regret a couple of the grammatical errors. Other than that, I'd rather not have Woody ever read it. Fictionally though, I think it would be hilarious.

BARKLEYED

Ohhh, nah. He wouldn't come after me? Would he?

textbook negging. what a creep

She looks like that kid from T2 here..
But scrawnier and less attractive, no homo

>you will never get high by licking kstew's sweety feets

>I’m going to prove to this little dude
YOU'RE A BIG GIRL

her footsweet is chemically addictive so you'd be addicted to her footsweet for the rest of her life after just one taste

you hurt her again and I'll kill you Woody

fucking disgusting kike

Woody Allen is an overrated hack. He's a filthy daughter fucking kike.

it wasn't his daughter

imagine you date some woman who has kids and barely said hi to them when walk by them on the way to your date

still creepy tho

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She's perfect

Many times Woody had no control over what actors are hired for his movies. Many times the investors chose the actors. Do you really think Woody wanted to work with the American Pie guy or Will Ferrell?

Getting closer Woody.
Don't just tap it yet.

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She was with her dog all night at the emergency vet you fucking cunt.

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bath time

He's also accused of perving over Mia Farrow's kids as well as trying to get the custody of them when he and Farrow were seperated.

To be fair, Mia is fucking crazy. She might've brainwashed her children.

Did she take the knot and get stuck?
>her face when

She looks good here i dont get it.

If your gf looks like that waking up after a drugbender night with no makeup you hit the fucking jackpot.