>“I thought, ‘He hates me! He absolutely is regretting his decision.’ But then, I was like, ‘I’m going to prove to this little dude that I can absolutely do this! Maybe I don’t have the demeanor that my character does, but I’ll do it when you fucking call ‘action,’” she explained.
>Kristen added, “That first day, he would come up to me and say things like, ‘You look terrible. You’re supposed to be pretty.’ But it’s not personal, and he’s not trying to offend. If anything, he knows that it’s funny. He’s not the type of person who likes actors who are totally up their own asses and have massive egos. I feel like it was almost a tool for him to go, ‘If they can take it, they’re cool. And if they can’t, then fuck it.’” yahoo.com/movies/kristen-stewart-on-woody-allen-twilight-and-181823443.html
>‘I’m going to prove to this little dude that I can absolutely do this!
Colton Lopez
>Kristen added, “That first day, he would come up to me and say things like, ‘You look terrible. You’re supposed to be pretty.’ Alpha as fuck, no wonder all those prime lolis flock to him.
Noah Wood
to be fair she looks fucking terrible in that pic
Angel Perez
>Christian Stewart
Owen Lopez
shes looks terrible 99 percent of the time. like some used up crackwhore
Lincoln Powell
my showerfu
Parker Hernandez
she looked good when she was a teen
Isaiah Clark
she's hot objectively
but more of the hottest girl in the trailer park/small midwest town sort of way
Michael Stewart
what movie? adventureland?
Easton Rogers
She's still hot
Zachary Murphy
is kristen steward #blackpill?
Josiah Sullivan
Manlets BTFO
Samuel Perez
>You look terrible. You’re supposed to be pretty.’
Then why hire her? Shes not that attractive.
Nathan Garcia
footfags tell me her feet game is on fleek
Justin Perry
She looks so delicious with clothes on
I bet shes a skinny boy underneath
Jason Allen
Just look at her, she looks like she does drugs all day
Christopher Morales
This. He should have hired a qt asian
Jack Roberts
She looks like Edward Furlong
Lucas Davis
Looks like Niall from Sleepycast
Chase Gomez
>I feel like it was almost a tool for him to go, ‘If they can take it, they’re cool
Sure Kristen, that's exactly what's happening right now.
Oliver Hill
JUST
Jordan Evans
why do she wear the white supremacist jacket?
Cameron Nguyen
>footfaggots and beta losers think this is a 10/10
Fags are retarded but dykes are even more retarded. I despise fags but I hate dykes, just seeing them makes me ill. All those people should be medicated heavily but thanks to the cultural marxist enablers, it's not going to happen.
Hudson Howard
This holy fuck she was cute at like 19 before twilight and it's been downhill ever since
Jeremiah Sullivan
>Woody Allen telling someone they look terrible That's like max Landis telling someone they have stupid looking hair
Adrian Howard
Woody allen has always bashed his own looks though, if anyone's an expert on looking bad it's him and in this case he's right.
Jackson Richardson
...
Isaiah Allen
Snitch
Cooper Collins
Muy reeferfu!
Nathaniel Perry
Made me cringe tbqh senpai
Chase Morris
That's because it's not her, you nitwit. That's Edward Furlong
Jordan Long
She has great facial aesthetics. Why the fuck doesn't she take care of her looks? She looks fucking awful there, look at those eyebags
Michael Nguyen
She a bad bitch, bruv
Isaiah Thomas
>Implying that doesn't turn me on more
Luke Morales
...
Nathaniel Evans
Of course he thinks she looks awful, she is not 12 anymore.
This fucking pedo kike should be in jail
Jacob Ross
>a woman getting mad that a pedophile gets uppity about the femflesh being worn out
>getting mad Did you not read the excerpt? She's not mad at all, just thinks its a character trait of ol' woody.
Jayden Adams
fuck that's a good description
Brody Powell
Is this a fucking crack pipe?
Gavin Gray
she looks like she was posessed by Zuul and his huge-jaw demonic form is coming out of her face
Bentley Adams
looks like a fucking bird, worse than Kaitlin Olson
Levi Watson
if your age aint on the clock you dont get woody's cock
Christian Watson
Yeah, most women do.
Kayden Cox
No, you idiot, it is a large glass spoon-style pipe. Obviously used for marijuana.
Crack is smoked in long thin generally clear pieces of glass tubing or modified test-tubes.
Joshua Flores
her feet are actually kind of misshapen and ugly. i just like them because she's a greasy stoner chick and her feet are probably always warm and sweaty, which is hot.
Noah Phillips
I want to watch her face stretch and grow as he tries to escape!
Elijah Mitchell
Possessed chicks are better lays than crazy
Christian Wright
...
Jaxson Nguyen
it literally looks like it's escaping her face and changing her bones
"your mother sucks hitler in hell, my anus shits out rats" is not my kind of dirty talk
Julian Roberts
Woody Allen and his future wife.
Jackson Sanchez
>Sup Forums's taste in women
Absolutely macabre
Luke Perry
You're such a fool lol
Blake Jackson
>That worry in her eyes SHE KNOWS
Caleb Flores
>"Have a bath, Sup Forums thinks you look dirty".
Ok, I'll do it, cause it's you...
>Has a bath.
Lol I was kidding, now get the fuck into role!
Colton Ross
Fuck off normies
Jaxon Roberts
Bcoz she's supreme and white. Why does an African wear a mud vest?
Bentley Morgan
this is reddit
Julian Rogers
It's trendy around the tents.
Christian Mitchell
Fuck that pedophile kike, Kristen is gorgeous 24/7.
Juan Moore
That's what I think too but I'm taking something into account you're not, sometimes I'm sure I've looked that rough after a session. I kind of like the fact she hardly gives a shit, and she's famous, I felt bad after all nighters and no one was snapping pics of me.
Logan Turner
Woody loves that white supremacy shit man. Makes him feel cucked.
Daniel Parker
I'd like to see him in on the brown couch in Dr. Lector's office. To see how Lector would talk him out of his obsession. Then go kill everyone in Woody's life who re-enforces that mindset on him. Then see how the next appointment would go.
>Doctor, you were right! Why didn't I do that years ago?
Lector would say,- Because I liked your movies, I never accepted you as a patient before.
>Oh man, I guess you're write... Now what?
Care to join me for dinner, sir?
Joshua Moore
No she's just a chink their eyes are always like that
Luis Anderson
>But it’s not personal, and he’s not trying to offend.
No, he meant you literally look like shit. Stop overthinking it.
Benjamin Lee
Woody probably tastes of overcooked sprouts and Dr Lector probably likes them Al dente.
Alexander James
user I want you to read what you just wrote out loud and have a think about what you've done.
Hudson Scott
I regret a couple of the grammatical errors. Other than that, I'd rather not have Woody ever read it. Fictionally though, I think it would be hilarious.
Cameron Gutierrez
BARKLEYED
Brody Anderson
Ohhh, nah. He wouldn't come after me? Would he?
Jace Kelly
textbook negging. what a creep
Carson Williams
She looks like that kid from T2 here.. But scrawnier and less attractive, no homo
Christopher Robinson
>you will never get high by licking kstew's sweety feets
David Gonzalez
>I’m going to prove to this little dude YOU'RE A BIG GIRL
Joshua Hernandez
her footsweet is chemically addictive so you'd be addicted to her footsweet for the rest of her life after just one taste
Robert Turner
you hurt her again and I'll kill you Woody
Connor Rodriguez
fucking disgusting kike
Adrian Hill
Woody Allen is an overrated hack. He's a filthy daughter fucking kike.
David Lee
it wasn't his daughter
imagine you date some woman who has kids and barely said hi to them when walk by them on the way to your date
still creepy tho
Matthew Thomas
...
Isaac Rivera
She's perfect
Kevin Myers
Many times Woody had no control over what actors are hired for his movies. Many times the investors chose the actors. Do you really think Woody wanted to work with the American Pie guy or Will Ferrell?
Daniel Adams
Getting closer Woody. Don't just tap it yet.
Connor Baker
...
Zachary Cruz
She was with her dog all night at the emergency vet you fucking cunt.
Brayden Murphy
...
Brandon Allen
bath time
Gabriel Garcia
He's also accused of perving over Mia Farrow's kids as well as trying to get the custody of them when he and Farrow were seperated.
Ryan Butler
To be fair, Mia is fucking crazy. She might've brainwashed her children.
Jackson Nelson
Did she take the knot and get stuck? >her face when
Christian Taylor
She looks good here i dont get it.
If your gf looks like that waking up after a drugbender night with no makeup you hit the fucking jackpot.