ITT times when we were alpha as fuck, I'll start
>be stroking neighbor's cat
>fucking bitch animal scratches me
>kick the little fucker
>run inside
>see neighbor later
>she tells me they had to have the cat euthanized
>thinks a car hit it
>lol fatality
>flawless victory
>alpha
>as
>fuck
>i'm awesome
You realize alpha mentality is being assertive not kicking a cat to death then running and hiding in your home. That's being a psychopath.
fond the autistic beta faggot
THIS FUCKING THREAD AGAIN
i'm gonna fuck you in the ass op
that's not alpha
that's being a little bitch
here's how that story really goes
>harrassing innocent animal
>animal tells me to fuck off
>cry like a baby
>savagely lay the boot into harmless fluffball
>panic
>flee
>neighbour distraught about beloved pet
>too much of a pussy to admit fault
>brag about lack of balls to Sup Forums
>in hope that people will be on your side
>so you can stop feeling guilty
>autistic beta faggot
Wow three whole buzzwords. You sure showed me what an unoriginal little cumgargler you are kek
some girl on omegle that had terminal cancer thought i was some member of one direction so i blew off a date to talk to her all night about her life. it was obvious that no one around her cared about her past her illness and i felt horrible for her because she was a really sweet girl... ever since i talked to her i can't really look at "normal" girls the same, they all just come off as vapid retards..
Damaged goods are fun. They're usually dependent which with me being possessive of my fuck holes works out great kek
>OP posting old pasta
>people falling for it, creating drama
>Post successfull
>Alpha as fuck, at least for Sup Forums standards
>OP posts old copypasta
>people post old response copypasta
>people falling for it, creating drama
>post successful
>just fucking sad, even for Sup Forums standards
Are you 12?
KYS
what the fuck is happening
>ask out grill
>she says she's too hot for me
>throw battery acid in her face
>I'm the most alpha man in my cellblock
Posting pasta in response to pasta posted in response to pasta
>be me 2009
> in the Marine Corps, oorah
> be 20
> lowly Lance Corporal
> hang out with my Corporal from Texas against the rules.
> 18 yo sister comes to visit, fuck her brains out in his guest room loudly
> call my roomate over and we DP this bitch, no joke. That was more alpha than shooting sand niggers.
>be me
>be alpha
>be in McDonalds drive thru
>order filet of fish meal with coke
>get Sprite instead
>be alpha and take that shit back
You should know that a LC out ranks a Corporal.
thats fucking savage bro
Thanks bro! I'm alpha
>me
>got new nazi haircut
>faggot from class is screaming, trying to get attention over my head
>,,You look like gay faggot, not even blind guy would like you,,
>blonde chick 9/10 from other side of class screaming
>,,But i like that haircut,,
>Class in chaos
>Rolling on the floor
>Everybody walks the dinosaur
a Lcpl in the us Marines is E-3, Corporal is E-4.
And you have absolutely no idea what the fuck you're talking about. The lower the number, the higher the rank.
But he's go a lance
it's pasta all the way down!
>rest assured
>this will be the umpteenth time we have posted it
>and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
Not that guy, but what military are you talking about dude?
are you trolling?
are you thinking about class designations in the Navy? In that case you would be right, but google is your friend, look up enlisted rank structure.
pfft, you call that alpha, as a 11 year old i put a piece of wood on a kitten then stomped on it having its eyes fly a few meters away, now thats a true savage
...
here you go buddy
Beta as fuck
Bump
see?
LC is above corp
ok you are trolling, nobody is this retarded
agreed
LOL
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>be me
>b15
> b running in the woods for cross country practice
> whole team just running around
>chaos.jpg
>need2shit.gif
>find a good spot 2 drop load
>find an open area. Feelin' risky
>open bomb bay doors and start to drop load
> trevor runs into scene, i see him b4 he sees me.
>I greet him
>startled sperglord
>stillshitting.img
> he notices and immediately looks away.
>unreciprocated eye contact.
>massive shitsnake exits my body
>wipe ass w/ leaves
> ask him to run with me
>follows doesnt speak
>we get back to the locker room
>he says he's going to tell the coach.
....
you're the one who thinks below means above
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>faggots going to do it
>follow close behind
>goes to coachs office
>slams door
> hear his whiny voice bitching
> coach stops him
>longPause.docx
>takes a deep breath
>i hear coach scream at sperglord
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
lol you're one of those unoriginal faggots huh
>shit on mom chest
>she says thanks