Help my autistic ass get laid famm! I don't know how to talk to girls!
Help my autistic ass get laid famm! I don't know how to talk to girls!
pls respond!
*insert a b8 image*
You just creeped me out. Why tell a girl you like soccer. What's next you'll tell her you play FIFA 24/7
"hey girl ... wanna play FIFA 17 with my balls ?"
Only until Tuesday? I guess you could say we have a problem... Houston
>jolly gee damn!
KYS
WHAT NOW LADS?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
I'M ABOUT TO SPERG OUT!!!!!!!
How do you feel about coming over and watching a movie Wednesday night?
There's nothing that makes a girls panties wetter than loud autistic screeching. It asserts dominance
>Wednesday night
she leaves on Tuesday you retard (not OP but still)
> I'm getting my dick wet tonight lad
>as best friends
what the fuck is wrong with you
the sad part is that you actually had a chance right there
Yup no doubt, you have autism.
>as best friends
jesus fuck man, cmon
Op is a full out autistic cuck that's what's wrong with him
this is a fake text session
OP is a b8ing faggot and should kill himself
That might have been a bit too much.
triple dubs confirm
I still have a chance desu
Op sounds beta as fuck. Over enthusiasm is not attractive.
>asking Sup Forums how to talk to girls
Cmon op do it!
What's your DPI on? 150 or something?
I kinda like it tho. Over Enthusiasm is pretty good sometimes.
and user picks Sup Forums of all threads
Kek
No. Its never good.
Oh cmon you pessimistic faggot what's so bad about being this happy and enjoying yourself this much?
I think I fucked up lad
you did long time ago *lad*
I'm beta as fuck but dude, what you just did was one of the betaest shit I've ever seen.
How do you come up with this shit?
beta as fuck tbqhwy OP
better luck next time bud
>I'm getting my dick wet tonight lad
>lad
well played, OP
take my fedora tip.
Just say that you are her neighbour
Tell her your high af
Get