Tom Hardy is coming to kill you right now and the protagonist of the last movie you watched is now the one to defend...

Tom Hardy is coming to kill you right now and the protagonist of the last movie you watched is now the one to defend your life.

How fucked are you, Sup Forums?

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John Wick so bane is gonna due

Frodo fuckn Baggins. He'll just give Tom a second breakfast.

Why did you even make this thread? Even CIA couldn't stop the big guy, how could anyone else?

Fuggin Dory

He's due on beating your ass, yes.

rip hardy

Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe in the Nice Guys. I think, I'll be fine.

>old man and fuck boy
>fine

Nah, the big guy is gonna get you, son.

he's a big guy

Brie Larson in short term 12

sorry Brie yous dead as fug

HND-181

If she gets free of the wall, I might stand a chance.

>being intimidated by a manlet
when will you learn?

Charlie Kaufman from Adaptation

fuck me

Cannibal holocaust

I didnt finish it yet .

Whos the protagonist and does he have gun?

Did I live?

I'm fucked

>imiplying she's the protagnoist

Dad from Prisoners
I think I'm fine

Only he could save me.

You might make it, user. Congrats. You repelled the big guy.

How does it feel?

It certainly wasn't smalldick creampie Asian #6.

CAT? If I take that muzzle off, will you bite?

I think I'll be okay.

I'm fine.

Status: Not Fucked

I think I'll be fine.

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Sorry user, but you won't. Cruise is pretty based but at his best he can't compete with the big guy.

Kurt Russel pls

RIP me

Kirsten Dunst from melancholia

Couldn't be more fucked

Court Jester

>He's a big guy, get it?
>Got it
>Good.

...

I'm fine

Your best chance is that the planets collide before the big guy gets to you. At least that way it'll be quick and you can take the big guy with you.

Yeah I'm fucked

at least he's got a gun

Hair

I guess Berger starts a musical numer, Big Guy can't help himself and joins in, then he falls prey to Berger's charms and they weed up and fuck.

I'm crawled up in the corner, sober, watching while crying and jerking off.

Well, I'm certainly not fucked.

How do I achieve hardy mode abdomen ?

i had a good life

Tango & Cash was the last movie i watched so i think im good.2v1 they will fuck him up.

Hes fucked. Noah would destroy Hardy

He would crash this arc with no survivors.

I'm all good

i'll be fine

I have these 2 pair of fools covering me, i'll be ok.... hopefully

Max the Dog from the movie Max
RIP Tom

But Sam will protect Frodo, therefore you by default. And they are roughly the same size as Hardy

actually i think the balance is going to tip in the favour of my character, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a seesaw... next to.. a dwarf

I feel sorry for him

...

>Batman and Superman

I.. I think I'll be fine

extremely painful

I've my own big guy

Pretty comfy desu.

>implying he didn't stop him

He's just biding his time. The plane crash was planned to fool him into a false sense of security

Was being adorable part of your plan?

argo aka ben affleck? batman vs bane? woah tom doesn't stand a chance mate.

I might be fine, right?

Is tom a joy division fan?

Good God, what kind of chaos will come from such a showdown?

Does anime movies count?

>BIG GUY vs BIG COUNTRY

Who wins this?

Your right, user.

Sam+Frodo together could probably take hardy

Yeah! Sure. As long as he comes trough he front door.

>Have we started the flood?
>Yes, the water rises!

Tom Hardy vs. Tom Hardy

I don't know man, Rex Kwan Do is a lethal technique.

>big country
patrician taste 2bh famalam but there's no way this prancing faggot would stand a chance

Unless his killer portrayal of Salieri stops the big guy I think I'm pretty fucked.

>Norihara Shinnosuke
meh. Hardy's a soft cunt. Shin-chan will rek him with smelly farts and fun-for-all-the-family antics.

Lt Ellen Ripley from Alien
I don't know

>Does anime movies count?
Yes. Maskettaman is fucked.

Totally fucked. He'll sell me out in a heartbeat.

I'd take him on alone, he's a fucking short arse who sucks dicks and roids for roles.

Even his Bane was just tubby camera tricks.

>mfw Tom's head will be on a tip of a spear and his homeland genocided by the end of the day

I think I'll be fine.

>Captain America: The First Avenger

Really, just the actor, not Bane or some character he plays?

I'd tell Cap I got this one. Give him a root beer and a seat so he could watch the show.

Luke Skywalker as of Empire Strikes Back so... maybe? The blaster pistol + lightsaber combo will probably give him the edge.

rest in piss

things are about to get interesting...

>implying HE was the protag

You guys are really badass.

Hardcore Henry. I think I'll be fine, thanks

but the last movie i watched was Mad Max Fury Road?

Justin Long tusk xD

I watched the shitty Doug Walker movies in Eggkara, I am basically fucked

At least I'll get to rape her before being killed.

I've never been more of a dead man

>Mary Poppins.

Time to get fucked Hardy.

Shame it wasn't the last one though, it was Mad Max Fury Road, would've been fun to see them kill eachother.

forgot pic

Tom won't know what hit him.

she can hold her own against polar bears. keep dreaming

I could beat that manlet up myself

fuck you hardy

I feel pretty safe

Kill me with what, his tiny penis?

He was nerfed for most of this movie but I'm pretty sure I'll be ok.

Dirty Harry... I mean, I should be okay.

Achtung! Fus!

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