Tell me your secrets and I'll tell you mine

Tell me your secrets and I'll tell you mine

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I don't keep secrets. It's my secret shame

interesting way to start a thread

I keep some secrets, because if I was too honest I wouldn't have friends

.I know right ;3

well, what are your secrets?

I think it's all how you spin it. When I started to stop keeping secrets they threw me in the Looney bin but I got better

Im a faggot who´s into eating shit
so now tell me your fucking seacrets

That's not the way it goes. Secret for a secret. But after you tell me yours you have to tell me which one should I tell and you get to choose if it's going to be social life/sexual life etc.

Fair enough. i'll ask you the same though, what secret do you want to know?

Let's start it slow and easy and pick this, social. What are you hiding from everybody and don't want them to know about?

Just the usual, that i'm a giant furry and enjoy furry porn. How about you? What are you sheltering from everyone?

Oh I know this one

secrets

A few things one I have a s/fur fetish. two I think widowmaker is hot and I play to much of her and im slowly beging to like futa and trap hentai

Same I guess, but that's not a good answer so I'll tell you this. I also don't want anyone to know that I'm a furry and in 2012 I even watched mlp. If anyone finds out that I'm a furfag it would be the end of me. Next, what is the craziest thing that you have done and want to keep it for yourself?

you are me

Shit, i also used to watch mlp. 2012 as well, that's actually worse than my furry fetish, but i digress.

Shit, craziest thing i've ever done is shove a lint roller handle up my ass, i'd rather keep it to myself that i enjoyed it somewhat

i'm slowly getting into g fur myself

Guys,
your fetisches are kinda boring
im into Scat vore trap gay and MLP furry porn and im not even ashamed of myself
get some more self confidence and sunlight :D

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oh i'm not INTO mlp, i just used to watch it.

as for the g/fur, i'm pretty confident in it. not enough to tell my peers mind you, but internally i'm just fine

Another one from me. The first time my parents found out that I masturbate (just in general not to s/fur) my dad stole my phone and him and sister went off on my ass about it and the cops had to be called because I all most got into a fight with my dad

When I was 14 I let my dog fuck me and knot me. Best experience of my life

2 years ago or so I wanted to feel what is anal like so I've put a handle of a hair comb right in my ass and I kinda liked it so I kept on doing it, I've even put a cucumber, fingered myself and since I'm into fur I've even considered buying a bd dildo. Even though I like anal I could never picture myself in a relationship with a guy. Next. What are your fetishes?

go to /trash/, that's where you belong

nice, nice. my mother always left me alone in regards to porn and the such

wow calm down man no ofense but if it´s about fetishes there is no deepest point and whatever it is you jack off to its fine if no one is hurt so stop thinking about it and fap to what you enjoy

Are you a girl?

No I'm a guy

S/fur, creampies, gloryholes, more recently g/fur, and my biggest fetish is knots, thinking of buying a bd as well. yours?

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I im a wanna be writefag with semi-ok ideas for a few erotic fanfictions but have never had the time/drive to write any of them

Bra you are not even the worst
my gf is into gore stuff and i mean she is really into it
whe keep talking about sloughtering people whe know or just talk about how whe would eat our neighbour and stuff like that

Ok ... that is what we should expect if we finally man up and try to get a gf.

bump

except for scat and watersports....Every...single..thing. I've taught myself to get into everything. Feet, futa, g/fur, s/fur, milking, fisting, you name it I like it. Have you ever thought of fucking an animal or animal fucking you? Like a dog or a horse. Since you're a furry as myself I know that it has crossed your mind at some point.

im into it too and she looks fine enogh so hey, why not? :D

oh it most definitely has. currently a huge fetish of mine is to be fucked by a dog, i dont really want to fuck an animal though. it's crossed my mind, and i've jerked off to the thought if it, but i dont see myself doing it.

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Oh I can imagine myself. I'm too horny to not imagine myself fuck a dog or a horse only if I could though. I have a cat but getting a dog or a horse just for pleasure imo is a little too twisted for me. This furry shit has messed with me long enough so I think that I can really fuck a dog if given the opportunity. Have you ever felt insecure about your penis size and why?

i did in my earlier years but now i'm pretty confident in it, its an average 5 inches. i'm not too concerned over it tbh . i agree, this furry shit has twisted with me to the point of dogfucking being fap material.

would you ever suck a dog off?

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bumping this is quite tedious with no one to talk to

This is a thread where there should be no lies so I'm gonna tell openly yes. BUT! It has to be a nice shape, big, washed thoroughly and pretty. Otherwise I would think that it's just too nasty. But I would still prefer getting fucked by one other than suck one off. Same question. (Thanks for the pic, I've been looking for it for a while now.)

I'm here for u bby

im gay

shit now you're getting ME in the mood
i'd have to say yes, with the criteria you provided. too distracted to think of a secret, you ask one

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FA is lame, i dont want to make an account to access furry porn
thank you

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Have you ever dropped some hints on your friends about being a furry but not too obvious ones? I'll answer this right now. I like to play a little dangerously so I sometimes drop them hints, and I just can't keep it to myself. Yeah and if you do what are those hints?

No problem stud. Whatever you want to throw out just throw it this is an open thread

some of my friends straight up know i'm a furry but are ok and joke around with it, but the hits i DO drop usually come up when talking about movies, or porn, etc. "whats your favorite movie?" "zootopia :^)" shit like that. would you ever fursuit?

why do furries hate weed

I never told anyone that I have ADD

im so horny and i would fuck anything. a man or a woman i dont care

Oh hell no no one knows that I'm a furry when I'm not anonymous and I would like to keep it that way. I'm too scared and not prepared for that kind of thing. But fursuits? Well since I'm kinda fit I would put only the head and the paws sthat I can show off my body >:3 but I think that full fursuit is unnecessary and I think that I would sweat my balls off in it. Since you ask about fursuit, you go to conventions?

man that's not even furry, at least you're ok with it

no sir, i don't do any furry social events. mostly because i dont wanna deal with that autism, and sweating in a big ass fursuit doesnt sound too fun.

Also, something something i'm REALLY in the mood for knots right now. a secret i'd thought i'd let you know :3

Exactly. Imo furry conventions are just too cringe. The way they act like their characters and shit, I am literally embarrassed when I see a video from a furry convention. Have you ever tried something sexual that is so embarrassing that you don't intend to do it again and keep it a history?

i once tried to have sex with my female dog. there was no penetration, i just ended up rubbing my dick on her for 5 mins and then wanted to kill myself for the next 6 hours. you?

I love knots too. They look like it would be sooooo good when they're locked in there. That's why I'm determined to get a toy with a knot in the future. That's my secret and I appreciate yours as well ;3

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I was once so horny that I licked my cats balls. After that I couldn't even look at him for 3 days. At least he didn't mind it. That shit was definetly the most retarded one. How could you not penetrate her? Was she too small or what the hell happened?

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it happened 4 years ago, and at the time i didn't know how dog anatomy worked so i just whipped my dick out and started rubbing it on there like the autist i was is what happened, not my fondest memory lol.

whats the horniest you've gotten?

I don't know what's going on this thread, but it pleases me.

i'm glad

I don't recall why I was so horny but I remember the most retarded part. I was watching some kind of porn and I started fantasizing about it and It got me so fucking horny that I've almost put my dick in the mouth of a dead fish. I came to my senses but I was still so horny that I had to fuck something so I sliced open an orange and fucked it till I came. Super fucking weird. Still happy that I didn't fuck that fish. What about you?

I'm liking this thread. If I may, the stupidest thing I've done is when I was at my friends house and their cat kept jumping up on my lap and sitting right on my crotch and licking my hand...which kind of turned me on. I fell so gross for feeling like that though.

you know, i don't really remember. currently every time i get horny it's when i'm high, so it feels like the best time every time. i CAN recall i time i got so horny i put peanut butter on my dick and tried to get my dog to lick it off. she looked scared, so i stopped

forgot to ask a secret, silly me. how horny are you right now?

That doesn't necessarily have to be with your mind. Your body is simply reacting to any kind of friction against your penis and is getting ready for sex. The only thing is that your body doesn't see what is giving you that kind of friction

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Nobody likes you, Gincie. Kill yourself.

I steal underwear and put them on my dog

Then I watch her strip

Well when reading the messages and looking at the pictures I'm pretty semi hard right now. I would even go masturbate later if I could. Have you ever got a chance to do something with a horse?

But knowing it was the cat is what turned me on, especially the licking, given the texture of cats tongues.

never gotten the chance, but i'd be lying if i said i hadn't fantasized, you?

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When I was on a family trip we went to my uncle who lives in the village. He had 4 mares and 2 stallions. When my family were inside talking to my uncle and his family I've sucked out to fuck a god damn horse. The away the barn was I tried to put a chair beneath me but it had a small gap in the ground so I couldn't get more closer after about ten minutes of adjusting my Dick was literally 1 INCH from that pussy and then I heard my mother calling for me. I was never that angry in my life. Never got the chance of doing it again.

rip everyone? :(

Jeez, what`s wrong with you people?
Are you guys 16 or something?

Words

damn, that's hot. if horny/high enough i would probably attempt to do the same. do you have a horse fetish? i used to but kinda got over it, but every now and then my interests will get peaked

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I have a fetish for everything. Just read this.Name a fetish and I'll tell you if I've done it or not

you've been talking to me the whole time, i posted that lol

still lurking

enjoying yourself?

I don't know who I'm talking to anymore. Well... here goes my question. Are you a closet furry or do people know that you're one?

im the guy who said a couple of my friends already know, and we've been talking this whole thread, about animals and fetishes and shit

Welp shit it's starting to kick in. I'm not gonna last long in this thread anymore

that's a shame. whatd'cha take?

Is this a furry thread or can I just post a normal secret?