YOU CAN'T WALK OVER HERE

YOU CAN'T WALK OVER HERE

SIR I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO BACK OFF

THIS IS A NO ACCESS AREA

STOP MY INVINCIBLE FLAME OF UDUN

SIR YOU'RE IN MY SPOT

YOU'RE STANDING IN MY POSITION SIR

>Balrog
>was a big guy
>literally a hothead

Explain how is this possible.

AM I BEING DETAINED

truly ahead of it's time

HOWEVER

>Durin's Bane
>A big guy and a hothead

POTTERY

HOWEVER

DON'T FLAME ME, BRO

I'M CURING CANCER! FIND ANOTHER HALLWAY!!

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>you might wonder how a guy like me ended up in a situation like this
>*camera on gandalf*
>no no that's not me
>*wooosh*
>*camera sweeps over to balrog*
>that's me

well done

>just before he appears, the fire rises

holy FUCK

>He didnt fall so good!

I hate you people so goddamn much.

>inb4 hothead

>the diary they find in Moria lists him and his men (the orcs)

>have wings
>can't fly

BRAVO PETER

>inb4u

GET OUT OF MY CAVE YOU STINKING FLESHIES

fire can't fly no matter what shape it takes

AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING IMPORTANT?

You should have been here ages ago you fucking senile old wizard

YOU HAVE PERFORMED DECENTLY SLYTHERIN

NONETHELESS

TELL ME ABOUT FRODO WHY DOES HE WEAR THE RING

BRO! REMEMBER ME? I WAS BEHIND YOU IN CHOIR CLASS!

BILBO BAGGINS! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF SHIT POSTS! I AM NOT TRYING TO BAIT YOU!

...I am trying to meme you

No, but it can rise brother

Wizards get here whenever the fuck they want you wee little cunt

>wizards=women with beards

>They're taking the hobbits to isengard

what did he mean by this?

best

I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING SOUL

you're arse hole

...

underrated

>a big guy
>a hothead
>the fire rises
>he didn't fly so good
>crashed a bridge, with no survivors!
>can't advance past a certain point
>did it have the high ground?

WHAT IS IT

Let the virgins be, son. They like their reddit meme.

ITS THE BEARDS
*cheeky grin*

>image.jpg
fucking iphoneposter

shut the fuck up dad

You're not my real son anyway. I was going to wait till you turned 18 for me to explain why we have radically different shades of skin color.

Dank have my memes been of late

Is the menu line in the books too?

someone get this hothead outta here

Legit made me laugh. My girlfriend was telling some stupis story that I wasn't listening to and thought I laughed at something she said and that made her happy. So double thanks.

>Dank have been my memes of late
Fixed

Of course not.

fuck you say?

story of my life lmao

What exactly is this meme

> triggered by the mobile phone selection of some user

get a life meme

not really a meme, just made a stupid thread for a laff