YOU CAN'T WALK OVER HERE
YOU CAN'T WALK OVER HERE
SIR I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO BACK OFF
THIS IS A NO ACCESS AREA
STOP MY INVINCIBLE FLAME OF UDUN
SIR YOU'RE IN MY SPOT
YOU'RE STANDING IN MY POSITION SIR
>Balrog
>was a big guy
>literally a hothead
Explain how is this possible.
AM I BEING DETAINED
truly ahead of it's time
HOWEVER
>Durin's Bane
>A big guy and a hothead
POTTERY
HOWEVER
DON'T FLAME ME, BRO
I'M CURING CANCER! FIND ANOTHER HALLWAY!!
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>you might wonder how a guy like me ended up in a situation like this
>*camera on gandalf*
>no no that's not me
>*wooosh*
>*camera sweeps over to balrog*
>that's me
well done
>just before he appears, the fire rises
holy FUCK
>He didnt fall so good!
I hate you people so goddamn much.
>inb4 hothead
>the diary they find in Moria lists him and his men (the orcs)
>have wings
>can't fly
BRAVO PETER
>inb4u
GET OUT OF MY CAVE YOU STINKING FLESHIES
fire can't fly no matter what shape it takes
AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING IMPORTANT?
You should have been here ages ago you fucking senile old wizard
YOU HAVE PERFORMED DECENTLY SLYTHERIN
NONETHELESS
TELL ME ABOUT FRODO WHY DOES HE WEAR THE RING
BRO! REMEMBER ME? I WAS BEHIND YOU IN CHOIR CLASS!
BILBO BAGGINS! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF SHIT POSTS! I AM NOT TRYING TO BAIT YOU!
...I am trying to meme you
No, but it can rise brother
Wizards get here whenever the fuck they want you wee little cunt
>wizards=women with beards
>They're taking the hobbits to isengard
what did he mean by this?
best
I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING SOUL
you're arse hole
...
underrated
>a big guy
>a hothead
>the fire rises
>he didn't fly so good
>crashed a bridge, with no survivors!
>can't advance past a certain point
>did it have the high ground?
WHAT IS IT
Let the virgins be, son. They like their reddit meme.
ITS THE BEARDS
*cheeky grin*
>image.jpg
fucking iphoneposter
shut the fuck up dad
You're not my real son anyway. I was going to wait till you turned 18 for me to explain why we have radically different shades of skin color.
Dank have my memes been of late
Is the menu line in the books too?
someone get this hothead outta here
Legit made me laugh. My girlfriend was telling some stupis story that I wasn't listening to and thought I laughed at something she said and that made her happy. So double thanks.
>Dank have been my memes of late
Fixed
Of course not.
fuck you say?
story of my life lmao
What exactly is this meme
> triggered by the mobile phone selection of some user
get a life meme
not really a meme, just made a stupid thread for a laff