Don't be a slut ok

don't be a slut ok

Said the pot to the kettle.

I was reminding myself.

staying up late with classwork is pretty lame, but i think it's the sort of thing that's gotta get done at some point
i think i'd like working nights, what do you do?

Eating some laundry and doing lunch

Also slamming down energy drinks and running a shitty prison

Fucking tragic

> "My family has been keeping our bloodline pure"

Oh. You're not Amazonian. You're just freakishly tall due to inbreeding.

I did it to myself, really.

Just the one.

You and Jeff also had a good exchange going on. Funny shit.

>"running a shitty prison"

You're the prime minister of Australia? Since when?

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide!

Well, don't. You're a staple form of entertainment 'round these parts.

I serve desperate shits alcohol and pretend to be interesting for eight to ten hours at a time.

I'm from Michigan. We don't do that inbreeding shit up here.

Oh ok. Yeah I'm not concerned about that picture it's clean and shit.

What were we talking about?

zingggggg

I realize you've only been back for a few days but that's not, like, normal behavior.

There are 53 images in that folder. You were never Rick with so few images.

Oh well fuck that. I'll order my women the old fashioned way.

Than 1,200 dollars over four years which is what was spent on fake dicks for a sad man's real ass? Yeah, I would certainly hope.

So which website are you then?

How about that he actually wants a terminal illness that doubles as a social stigma?

I know about coffee and making coffee drinks.

It goes with the job, man. The few times I go to bars every year I don't talk to the bartender. Gimme me the alcohol, take the money, and leave me alone.

I was actually voted most likely to become Prime Minister in my graduating class

Michigan is the only state where you're allowed to fuck you relatives.

He was jealous of your new title of thread bicycle that you got dubbed last night.

oh that must be real fun. i think being a bartender would be neat still since you'd learn a bunch of mixed drinks and know a good few even after you're done working as a bartender

There's no such thing as normal behavior.
Not for you, not for anybody in these threads.
Only behavior.
You do you, and if that happens to include some risque photographs of you in a skirt strattling an assault rifle, then you make it happen.

You're the kind of customer I pray for on Saturday nights.

(alleged amazon chick)
That's really not good enough.

I knew my trade before I was a bartender, but that's part of sharing in vehement alcoholism. The one benefit I see in this job is the better I do, the less conscious my clientele becomes.

jesus fucking christ

No, there is normal behavior. It's whatever is done with the greatest regularity, by definition.

That said, crossdressing and playing with guns isn't abnormal for me, but I usually don't post it in the threads.

It sounds like you do.

I was voted "most likely to be a dictator" after finishing psych classes in college. I think it's because I was quiet and have angry eyebrows.

That's just describing the situation, doesn't explain it.

I do beat men up from time to time... If you want me to beat you up during sex, I certainly will.

You should make a habit of it.
Or a dropbox, y'know, whatever.

So how's the hangover?

Also; You were dubbed thread bicycle. I don't even have to be a regular here to recognize that.

No you don't. Unless you're specifically targeting the infirm and disabled.

I didn't think dictators do the whole quiet thing

Angry eyebrows, sure. Maybe more of an Evil Genius kinda thing.

oh for fuck's sake

the hangover is complete, I woke up at noon

and what the fuck was the context of thread bicycle, anyway? I haven't posted pictures of myself in years prior to yesterday.

Tell that to Adolf.

Now we're talking. Even if you aren't what you say you are, I give you points for being creative with a fake persona.

I was voted "Who?" in high school.

I try to talk to as few people as possible when I go out. They're doing their job, me talking to them makes their job harder since that's forcing them to put off other things they should be doing.

He feels like if he is Tom Hanks someone, anyone, would finally be able to love him.

Want me to rip your balls off and eat them afterwards?

You've slept with two people here, posted and shared numerous photographs, and are generally a slut.

In all honesty, it's part of a bartenders job to be an open ear. You're not inconveniencing us, as only a total simpleton wouldn't be able to maintain a conversation while pouring drinks, it's just an inconvenience if we don't want to deal with you on that particular night.

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I was voted "Most likely to be homeless," in high school

Jokes on them, I WAS homeless.

....wait.

He did a shitload of public speaking, that cancels out the quiet

well that fucking escalated quickly

oh, right, katia and amal

I have shared that gun picture, and prior to that the last time I posted myself was literally 2012.

Only if you promise to kill me afterwards.

I misread that as "I think dictators do the whole quiet evil thing"

Disregard this, I suck cocks.

Maybe if you did it more, you'd desensitize everyone.

I hate having to talk to people at work.

it's not happening again. From now on when I get shitfaced I'm closing every tab that has clover leaves

I thought you were an artist? Are you doing something else to, yknow, actually pay bills?

Well what fucking fun is that?
Does that me you and I aren't getting rekt tomorrow night?

Only if you disappoint me will I do that.

Requesting dragons.

They do if they're plotting. It's the calm before the angry, shouty storm.

They're not big bushy, mad scientist eyebrows. They just give the impression of an angry demeanour.

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I'd come with your favorite killing tool with that criteria.

Yes, I work in a cafe.

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You should put on a repeat performance tonight.

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Share, you yellow, porous cock-sucker.

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Tomorrow night? Absolutely not. Got class in the morning.

Sorry but no.

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I did try to stop you, Subby.

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Then bring rope. I have a choking fetish.

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I appreciate it. It's fine, what's done is done.

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Not all evil geniuses are mad-scientist-eyebrows types

You were thirsty last night. Veeeeery thirsty.

Damn it. I literally just said last night asphix was something I wasn't into. Being rough and grabbing by the neck is fine, but I want to breathe.

What's SF is SF amirite?

duly noted.

uh, sure

Oh. So I guess you understand a portion of what my work entails. Customers can be a pain in the ass, but at least you don't have a seating arrangement where you're forced to interact with them, or so I would think.

Ugh, fine. Next Friday. No excuses. You, Me, Katia if he decides to be sociable, probably Fool. We're getting hammered.

Wait, james kinda hates me. That'll be interesting.

Shut up you're not my mom.

I know.

I remember that picture being a milestone on my path to gayness.

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Cuz ur done, yanno?

do you have to be certified to be a bartender where you are? you do in leafland

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Then don't disappoint me.

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well I mean waterdogs are made for rape so that's fine

no, I don't get it

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Did that one guy try to add you on Steam? Someone posted your Steam after you left and there was one guy thirstier than you creeping after he say your skirt pic.

kek

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I have to to get their order. The regular customers tend to try to strike up conversations.

Just what makes that little old ant
Think he'll love that rubber tree plant?
Everyone knows an ant
can't
move a rubber tree plant

Yeah, katia texted me about that. Nobody added me.

Shame.

You better go ahead and prepare yourself for it. They've written a book about me called 50 Shades of Disappointment.

Oh... well.. I'm sorry.

love?

L isn't even near M on the keyboard
maybe I have a rubber tree plant fetish

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