I'm about to get my first prostitute in the next hour. She's taking a shower now at her place...

I'm about to get my first prostitute in the next hour. She's taking a shower now at her place... Any advice on how to handle it or questions?

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Be polite, make light talk with her. make her feel comfortable and don't be a spurg. Do all that and the sex will most likely be twice as good. Still, she will fuck you regardless.

How much was she?

Show us a real picture of her

60 bucks for a quick visit... she's 38 and a little worn, you can tell English isn't her first language, probably Russian.

>Show us a real picture of her
I would, but you'll could reverse image search the picture, get her number, fuck up my night... etc...

pics or it didn't happen

>Take a shower too.
>Shave pubes.
>Smell good.
>Don't go out of your way wondering if she's feeling good or not, it's about your pleasure and she is just a hole, don't catch stage freight.
>Don't mention any sex acts before paying.
>Don't refer to your cash as cash.
>Wear a condom. even if she doesn't want you to wear one because you have the sexiset dick in the world to her, wear a cond-

>$60
Don't
Never for under $100
Holy shit what are you doing?

right, reverse search the picture of a fucking whore!

Retard apology, OP is a fag!

Maybe I should set up a webcam lmfao.

Show us a pic of his dick

>60 bucks

too cheap.

Why not for under 100? O_o I'm broke...

FUCKING DO IT.

Because it NEVER HAPPENED!

POST PICS FAGGOT!

get used to the condom.
the thing about pros is they usually know how to take the lead if you can't. remember since you're paying everything can be about you, you should ask for whatever you want.

$60??? enjoy your herpes!!!

Under 100 is prostitute can be carrying deceases is most likely an addict and is not a very good looking.

Won't happen, because you're both full of shit and a faggot.

To be fair $60 is ridiculously cheap, but I wouldn't totally discount that she might just be nice.

Sex for that cheap, assuming your not in some 3rd world shitstain country, means either the woman is horrendously garbage and has at least one STD or is some set up (sting or robbery, take your pick).

Even ugly fat sluts don't fuck for less than $120

Tell that used up piece of shit to fuck off. Get on backpage and find yourself a tight 19 year old who will charge you a reasonable $150-$200 for sex. Pay a little more if you want to do some weird shit with her.
Pop 1/2 a Viagra and go to town on that whore pussy. Do all the depraved shit you could never do with a girlfriend. Make her lick your asshole clean. Whatever the fuck you want.
Then thank her for her time as she leaves. Tell her you'll see her again.

If you get caught by some bait and switch situation at least you'll have the moral high ground.

This

Well, she is kinda garbage looking but the area i live in is HEAVILY (like, nationally infamous) for prostitution busts... nobody really works here and the ones that do, all have that price range and drug addict look. I was watching backpages for a while though and she seems legit.

Anyways, should I fuck her with a condom still or just settle for a blowjob (with/without condom?)?

Don't hold anything back. However it ends this is your moment.

Man, it's your decision but damn are you walking into some shit.

And yes, always use a condom with a prostitute ALWAYS, no exceptions.
Even if she's 11/10 always use a condom. This is for your own safety.

>Drop her!
>online dating site
>look for escorts with pictures in your area
>contact
>?????
>profit

>Anyways, should I fuck her with a condom still or just settle for a blowjob (with/without condom?)?

If you want full fun, don't use it.

If you want less fun, but more security, use it.

Up to you

What kinda shit? She seems nice enough...

What online dating site? I don't know where to go since backpages got shut down. I happened to save her number off it.

I was planning on using the condom for sure, but I was wondering since she is such garbage if I should just avoid fucking her and get a blowjob/footjob or if the risk is pretty low either way.

>Take a shower too.
this
>Shave pubes.
only if it is electric. otherwise his pores will be more vulnerable to infection.
>Smell good.
but not too good. 1 spritz is all you need. and don't cake on deoderant.
>Don't go out of your way wondering if she's feeling good or not, it's about your pleasure and she is just a hole, don't catch stage freight.
this. you are meeting her for the act itself. all date/concern/question bullshit aside unless she is asking you things too.
>Don't mention any sex acts before paying.
this.
>Don't refer to your cash as cash.
this. just hand it to her before hand. if you hand it to her before she even asks (if she isn't too pushy) she will "trust" you slightly more than other clients.
>Wear a condom. even if she doesn't want you to wear one because you have the sexiset dick in the world to her, wear a cond-
this. she will probably tell you anyways but always wear one.

>$60
>Don't
>Never for under $100
>Holy shit what are you doing?
disagree.

but know that her quick visits may actually be like 15 minutes worth. she's russian? yeah she's gonna try and get more out of you. probably like 80 for a half hr. oh yeah and she is gonna want a tip.

also op if you ever want to meet with the same hooker again, always tip her at the end. never meet with a hooker who didn't enjoy the act as much as you did.

id recommend just blowjob with condom (i know it sounds faggy and stuff, but she ain't no high-end whore thus she might have serious shit, you never know)

Lock up your valuables
Don't let the whore out of your site
Pay after (idk how but that's what the owner of the whore house told me, afterwards...)
Know exactly what your getting, nothing like letting a nut loose just to hear that it's not actually an hour, but ' upto an hour....'
Have a descalation plan, bitches be crazy, and ones that fuck randoms for money are less than professional.
If your not willing to fuck a bitch up be willing to part with whatever she steals.

shes russian so she prob worked for the kgb better bring a weapon just in case... never let it leave your sight...

also inspect her vagina for nuclear weapons and report any to the fbi...

Yeah, I assume that a quick visit here is about 15 minutes. I think 80 for a HH is what she charges. Thanks for the advice, i'll tip if it's any good.

dont forget about the kgb part you can never be too safe...

Yeah dont be a fucking virgin loser and kiss/go down or her, you'll get a nasty af STD

Also wear a condom all the fucking time even if she's sucking your dick she can give you chlamydia

And check for herpes

Lastly I noticed the 2 I bought both got their snatches way too close b4 wrapping me up so do whatever you gotta do to facilitate proper coverage from the whore who's fucked multiple scummy guys today, let alone since her last checkup.

same user here. 80 for hh isn't bad. honestly man if it's 15min for 60, which i also assumed then don't expect full blown sex for those 15 min. she may have hidden fees and shit and only allow foreplay and touching and like i said before try to get more money out of you. she may not even blow you. and again she is russian so she is automatically gonna try to pry more out of you.

whatever happens, next time go for at least hh sessions with hookers and don't spend more than 80 on a single hh session. and again always bring a tip that you whip out at the end if it was good. never tip more than 10$ on a hh session. NEVER spend more than 80 on a hh session. fuck these other anons.

i prefer to leave my valuables out as a show of strength... you see with russian prostitutes you need to prove that you are a strong individual so i leave my most prized posession out in the open in the middle of the room for her to see... this tells her that im competent and can handle myself and my valuables... its kinda like a dare for her to make the next move... she never does...

that works for you but i personally leave everything as is just clean. i don't literally showcase my most valuable possessions in order to potentially successfully show off to her. i'm more concerned about cleanliness and tidiness of my environment.

however i'd be most concerned with black women and women who look like tweakers. those ones will be more likely to steal shit.

too bad backpage is down

still up... maybe not what it used to be but still up... backpage.com/

the dating section is up, but the adult section is "censored"

yeah... but im willing to put money on prostitutes using the dating section now...

OP said its a quick visit so its probably 60 for half an hour which is pretty standard