My favorite club edition
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i enjoy watching anime
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I am absolutely positive this is from my campus's message board
first for deliberately bad posts
Ded
>PC masterra-
Canada
Just saw Good Burger
Pure kino
Lads
The Saudi royal family has as much money as the ENTIRETY of Canada.
Just think about that.
Woah.
It's from a community college in Bergen New Jersey
I have a pair of antique weighted boxing gloves.
Im hungry now fug u
guess I was wrong
wow..........
is it acceptable to cum in your own face during masturbation
alternative facts are not facts
Fuck me? Fuck you!
>british flag
>shilling for muslims
saw that on a poster today
When will it be White history month?
Who wants to scrap?
white history month is every month bigot
Why do we never learn about the first Chinese (who were black)
europeans are ruining cum
Oh shit! Im sorry
The entire year is White history month.
>tfw everyone hates me
I'll never get the chance to ruin an antifa's face with them though.
sorry for what?
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Ugh. Keep up grampa. It's the hip new thing not to give (You)s.
i don't
>tfw stop being a pussy
When will it be Punjabi history month?
youtube.com
educate yourself
Our daddy taught us not to be shamed of our dicks
Especially when theyre good size and all...
toronto will gets its day soon, dont worry
*skips the additional screening procedure*
You will, trust me
Devil's grass made me change the way I think
Do you think my representative is a swamp monster? Air Force brat, army (finished in the guard lol), art major (associates lol again) , cop and armed service committee. What do you think?
When they learn to poo in the loo
namefag
without a trip
Not even going to greente
blegh
any ameri sissies in here?
i want to punch u
can't believe racism like this still exists in the 20st century s.m.h.
AAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M DYING NEEEEEEEEEEED A MEDIC BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
Am i being detained?
>You will, trust me
even if u punch me, i will still luv u, ok bb?
>Knight did not make an endorsement in the 2016 U.S. presidential election, saying that he could not support Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton or Republican nominee Donald Trump.[36] Knight said he was "deeply disturbed" by reports that in 2005 Trump bragged about grabbing and groping women without their consent.[37] In December 2016, Knight revealed that he voted for Trump after all.
>suddenly supports Trump after he won
Sounds like it
AYO IM FROM BROOKLYN
TRIED TALKIN TO SOME BASKETBALL AMERICANS ON THE CROSSTOWN EXPRESS THIS MORNING, AND THEY SHIVD ME
HOW ABOUT DAT
>CBC
Fake news. Also no backpack policies are for everyone. Not just white folk.
What if I pissed in your dogshit
don't do drugs kids
Finland is America's greatest ally, go right ahead.
don't worry
i luv u
drink instead!
Yeah, what a faggot.
Muh dick
i don't think you realize, but i actually know some guys who have my back in case shit goes down, anytime, anywhere
>negress doesn't want to follow rules everyone else has to
>goes to leave, but nobody gives a shit
>tries to come back, gets told to fuck off
>doesn't leave, so they call the police
>RACIST
Why are black "people" incapable of doing anything but escalating the situation?
AYO, I HEARD YOUS TALKIN SMACK
HOZABOUTS I CALL UP MY BOYS AND WE HAVE A LITTLE RUMBLE, AY?
JUST LIKE THEY DID IN WEST SIDE STORY, YDIG
WHEN YOU'RE A JET....
wtf i'm gay now
Low IQ and victim complex.
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MANIFESTO
>Electoral Reform (literally anything but FPTP)
>Liquor Reform (Beer and wine sale allowed in non-liquor stores, beer and wine consumption legal in public)
>Legalization of marijuana, investigation into decriminalizing and regulating other drugs
>Volunteering for a special military/public service term confers preferred entry into post-secondary institutions, prioritized medical treatment, expedited access to gun license
>Program to encourage every child to engage in a sporting activity, funding easily available to select programs to achieve this (eg., subsidized hockey equipment)
>Uniform, mandatory sexual education in elementary school; religion not grounds for opting out
>Nutrition and health taught through school, emphasizing the importance of calories and macronutrients and a 40/40/20 split of protein/fats/carbs; abandonment of the food pyramid
>Economic and life-planning courses mandatory through secondary school, taught as a regular course alongside sciences and English etc.
>Mandatory second language education until secondary graduation (does not need to be French, but primary must be English)
>1.5% military budget, commit to defending NATO countries while withdrawing from interventionism in the Middle East and North Africa
>2% GDP towards development/expansion of Canadian space exploration program
>Capital punishment for treason, terrorism, war crimes.
>Increased availability of gun ownership, requiring a proficiency test.
>Shift focus as much as possible into renewable energy.
>As well, anyone who exits Canada to join a foreign military organization, unless approved by the Canadian government, will be arrested upon return.
>Shift focus as much as possible into renewable energy.
Hello muhamed abdul ishmael badabum abdull
>>Legalization of marijuana, investigation into decriminalizing and regulating other drugs
>(literally anything but FPTP)
Stopped reading right there.
What did he mean by this?
>"Just to be clear, them having a policy of no backpacks or large bags in the auditorium, that's not racism. It's a policy," Adeliyi told CBC Toronto, speaking about the experience. "It's not racism to even call the police.
>patron is trying to negotiate with customer service in good faith
>owner storms out
>listen you need to get the FUCK out of my theater
>excuse me sir, i'm only trying to inquire as to the exact rationale behind your policy i-
>nigger bitch! shut your goddamn mouth! get the fuck out before i call the cops!!
>sir, that language is ugly and uncalled-
>fuck you! hello? police? there's a violent, dangerous, ornery nigger bitch in my theater! i think she has a gun in her bag! you need to get over here right the fuck now!
>stopped reading after the first line
We need to start gassing Canadian intellectuals
>register for summer class
>class is 6 hours per day, 5 days per week, 15 days long
>worth 3 credit hours
I think opiate should be strictly prescription only and there should be a database so people can't go to multiple doctors to get multiple prescriptions. I don't know if you do that in Canada.
Opiate addiction should be treated as a public health concern. Rehab for personal possession and big time jail and fines for distribution. Opiates shouldn't be tolerated.
Anthropology of "Space," basically anthro of geography. Today we're discussing the idea of terrain, and what it might extend to. Discussion got into "is the atmopshere part of terrain? Does it have terrain unto itself?" And these retards start trying to be scientific and talk about weather
I couldn't possibly begin to describe the autistic garbage they spouted; eg., "weather is energy though, it's not physical matter, like, rain, and hot, and cold, and wind isn't physical"
I regret this major every day
how can anyone hate best girl?
She violated the NAP on his property
I hate all animes equally
>thread has 316 posts already
>thread is dead
>he still posts there
What is this guy doing?
like seriously? shut up dude
This definitely should be brought up. I think should the /cum/ Party take control, a full reorganization of the medical and drug regulatory systems needs to occur.
>autistic garbage
That's not autism, that is just stupidity. Autism is getting so triggered by it you come here to complain about it.
shes dull
this is why i never took summer classes
>I hate all animes equally
t. dull
I'm electing myself president of this thread.
not an argument
shon't be studying for my test
especially this meme anime
Impeached
cuck
you couldnt even be president of the chess club
t. duller
I'm sorry but I was re-elected in a landslide before you even read my post.
Basically any highly addictive band debilitating drug should be treated as a medical problem. Meth, cocaine and opiates (when consumed illegally) should be illegal in a sense they get you placed in medical care. The real focus should be on tackling distribution.
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Chairman? Well I didn't vote for you.
*impeaches and deports you to cuba*
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Vote for me ill build a rangeban around mexico
Mexicunts only post shit
I am the self-appointed Prime Minister of /cum/
We have no President
God save the Queen
Nah, nigger. You're out. This isn't a democracy.