Gf is passed out and I'm horny and need to cum. Don't want to jerk off alone. What do???

Gf is passed out and I'm horny and need to cum. Don't want to jerk off alone. What do???

Gently stroking here but I'm losing altitude boys

take her shirt off
stick your dick in her mouth

pull down her pants

She looks pretty dead.
Is she cold?

She'll wake up though. She just rolled over

why is your cock black?

So?
She is there to please you what else can she possibly be used for?

well fuck, so what if she wakes up? then just have sex

Have you ever cleaned your cock bro wtf also cum on her face as a surprise

It's not black. Is it?!

Is your gf 11?

I threw her hand on it but she's still sleeping

pull her pants down

dude, your weenie is 10 shades darker than your legs. that is not normal.

put her hand around your cock

Tbh tits or gtfo

Lmaooo man I have really white legs.

I'm very clean.

Also she woke up and started laughing and these

Why does your dick look so fake and photoshopped

Pull her shirt up

pull her pants down and wake her up with a quick fuck. duh

/thread/

ok, now tits or gtfo

Anal

First of all, tits or gtfo, an second, butt fuck her. Now carry on, user.

Your dick is literally a nigger

why don't you try some light foreplay to see if it wakes her up in the mood to fuck? Like, start caressing the nape of her neck or something.

Good call user. Now we're getting somewhere.

pull pants down, cum on her pubes

...

Put your dick between her barefeet

get you dick checked for circulation problems. that thing looks nicrosised. source: im a dr.

This dubs.

put balls in mouth

Aye

Wake her up.

teabag her.

can't wake up

YOU CAN STICK THAT DICK ANY WHERE AND SHE WON'T FEEL IT. IT'S LIKE A BABY DICK

if you were, you'd know how to spell necrosis.
- SurgeryFag

we would love a foot pic

Beat me to it

If dubs, stab her in the neck

/thread

wake her up inside

SAAAVEEE MEEE

Sniff her feet and armpits

He's probably Latino?

...

do it user

wtf is wrong with your dick?

cut it off user

Jesus, how old is your gf bro??? She looks young

2nded

need to be 18 to post here

Jesus... what's wrong with your dick?

Cum on face plz

Put your weird dick in her mouth

Just do it!

OP you are a white man with the penis of a nigger midget, I salute you OP you are a winner also that girl is hot rub your oddly niggerish dick on her lips

Might be filipino

Happening!!

fake

Maybe

Put her head on a pillow, get a blanket. Jerk yourself off in the shower and stop being a sick fuck.

your dick looks weird but anyway, stick it in her cunt. wake her up with rape

Alexis?!

is it time for bewbz? I'd like bewbz.

this. rolling for dubs

This inspired me

You know her, oh shit

Give us more guys !!

Captain Greydick needs to deliver!

let's pull up that shirt...

My ex look like a 17 and she is 22

Shit just got real... moar

Tits or gtfo
But don't actually I like where this is going

nice try

look if u r going to put on a show at least m=dont make it so obiovus that u are fucking doing this with her awake
>"passed out gf " hahahah
eyes covered common man just let us see her pussy so we can all save it and fap to it save us the trouble

Caught out. Time to slit wrists

I love happy ending

crusher of dreams right here. But yah let's see that ham wallet

Yes please

Is this considered cp? She looks 8

Yup. Time to show the pink and the stink

Fuck it if it is

This turned out well. And also she's not comfortable posting herself

OP got rumbled and ran?

Let's see the cum sponge

pull dem titties out, yo!

Trips you must deliver OP

...

there's too much cock and not enough gash to tits for me. I'm out.

Dubs confirm

Well now we're up and I let her read the replies. She's okay with it

that chick should be more naked if she's that much passed out...

this?

ugh is she mexican/hispanic

Not OP

who cares if you cant even tell

Do you know her?

Yes she's mexican