Gf is passed out and I'm horny and need to cum. Don't want to jerk off alone. What do???
Gf is passed out and I'm horny and need to cum. Don't want to jerk off alone. What do???
Gently stroking here but I'm losing altitude boys
take her shirt off
stick your dick in her mouth
pull down her pants
She looks pretty dead.
Is she cold?
She'll wake up though. She just rolled over
why is your cock black?
So?
She is there to please you what else can she possibly be used for?
well fuck, so what if she wakes up? then just have sex
Have you ever cleaned your cock bro wtf also cum on her face as a surprise
It's not black. Is it?!
Is your gf 11?
I threw her hand on it but she's still sleeping
pull her pants down
dude, your weenie is 10 shades darker than your legs. that is not normal.
put her hand around your cock
Tbh tits or gtfo
Lmaooo man I have really white legs.
I'm very clean.
Also she woke up and started laughing and these
Why does your dick look so fake and photoshopped
Pull her shirt up
pull her pants down and wake her up with a quick fuck. duh
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ok, now tits or gtfo
Anal
First of all, tits or gtfo, an second, butt fuck her. Now carry on, user.
Your dick is literally a nigger
why don't you try some light foreplay to see if it wakes her up in the mood to fuck? Like, start caressing the nape of her neck or something.
Good call user. Now we're getting somewhere.
pull pants down, cum on her pubes
...
Put your dick between her barefeet
get you dick checked for circulation problems. that thing looks nicrosised. source: im a dr.
This dubs.
put balls in mouth
Aye
Wake her up.
teabag her.
can't wake up
YOU CAN STICK THAT DICK ANY WHERE AND SHE WON'T FEEL IT. IT'S LIKE A BABY DICK
if you were, you'd know how to spell necrosis.
- SurgeryFag
we would love a foot pic
Beat me to it
If dubs, stab her in the neck
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wake her up inside
SAAAVEEE MEEE
Sniff her feet and armpits
He's probably Latino?
...
do it user
wtf is wrong with your dick?
cut it off user
Jesus, how old is your gf bro??? She looks young
2nded
need to be 18 to post here
Jesus... what's wrong with your dick?
Cum on face plz
Put your weird dick in her mouth
Just do it!
OP you are a white man with the penis of a nigger midget, I salute you OP you are a winner also that girl is hot rub your oddly niggerish dick on her lips
Might be filipino
Happening!!
fake
Maybe
Put her head on a pillow, get a blanket. Jerk yourself off in the shower and stop being a sick fuck.
your dick looks weird but anyway, stick it in her cunt. wake her up with rape
Alexis?!
is it time for bewbz? I'd like bewbz.
this. rolling for dubs
This inspired me
You know her, oh shit
Give us more guys !!
Captain Greydick needs to deliver!
let's pull up that shirt...
My ex look like a 17 and she is 22
Shit just got real... moar
Tits or gtfo
But don't actually I like where this is going
nice try
look if u r going to put on a show at least m=dont make it so obiovus that u are fucking doing this with her awake
>"passed out gf " hahahah
eyes covered common man just let us see her pussy so we can all save it and fap to it save us the trouble
Caught out. Time to slit wrists
I love happy ending
crusher of dreams right here. But yah let's see that ham wallet
Yes please
Is this considered cp? She looks 8
Yup. Time to show the pink and the stink
Fuck it if it is
This turned out well. And also she's not comfortable posting herself
OP got rumbled and ran?
Let's see the cum sponge
pull dem titties out, yo!
Trips you must deliver OP
...
there's too much cock and not enough gash to tits for me. I'm out.
Dubs confirm
Well now we're up and I let her read the replies. She's okay with it
that chick should be more naked if she's that much passed out...
this?
ugh is she mexican/hispanic
Not OP
who cares if you cant even tell
Do you know her?
Yes she's mexican