God fucking damn i cannot fucking stand the way i look

god fucking damn i cannot fucking stand the way i look.

i fucking hate being me. i fucking HATE my lopsided face. jesus.

cool

Worship a deity.

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must suck

It's so ok man, do you know how many people are out there who get mad pussy and are way fucking uglier/goofier than you are? No matter how autistic you think you are, there's a slot out there for you man, someone appreciates you

ok
holy cow t swift is cute in that gif
indeed
idk man i'm panicking because i've never met a girl who liked me and it's almost too late, i'm already fucking 26 years old

then kys faggot

does a gay guy thinking you're cute helps you, OP?

I've asked you 4 times everytime you posted a thread like this: show me the damn fucking telecaster.

Stop looking at yourself arrogant faggot

yes.
sorry, what do you want to see on it? i feel like i did show it before but you must not have been in that thread

Play some tunes chicks dig that, form a band broseph

have you ever kissed a woman before?

you're the kind of guy I would totally date, relax OP, btw, go out, download tinder, don't stay home on Sup Forums just whining, go get some girls and fuck alot.

also where's your dickpic?


kidding

Kill yourself and stop posting on Sup Forums

I would date you :)

bump

i play okay, no real interest in a band. were you asking to hear something? can't tell from the wording
i have not. nor have i hugged a girl.
uh i don't have any dick pics. thanks for being nice to me though.
one day.

Dude legit chill. It's more about confidence then anything else

ok now kill yourself

Go to bed, Mack.

you could always kill yourself cause you're never gonna get laid bro

He looks like a Josh

If you want lol. But trust me man, you'd wanna form a band its one of the most fun things you can do.

Don't make it impossible for OP, he's too pussy to ask for your contact info. Help him out.

dude it looks totally normal wtf are u talking about...... fucker i have something like ur describing and i think it's because i was literally skullfucked for longer than i've been alive and it looks ok up close in person but not on cameras which is a bummer because i want to fix it for like 50k so i can do some camera stuff...

tldr u like pretty cute actually

I´d trade you.

Don´t like my face too much, at least you´re a 6/10.

not bad, better than me i'd say, you could easily steal my gf and i'd commit suicide

some people are met to be alone

dedicate all your time and effort to getting rich

Not being nice, just telling you the truth, go out, you're not ugly, but build some confidence about yourself, how you perceive yourself is kind of how other people see you as well, so keep that in mind.

You're fucking cute, just don't keep sitting on your computer complaining, go out, go to the clubs, drink some beers, dance, have fun and meet someone.

Unlock your 7 Chakras

I'd fuck you, no homo tho ;-))))))))))))))))))))

thanks for saying that
i've heard that, and i definitely don't have confidence. probably right idk though
i will.
nope
i'm aware, and i will. doesn't feel like the right moment right this second though, i'm sorry.
also not my name
oh i didn't mean to hint, i'm okay. i bet it's fun if you're not awkward as fuck.
please don't
thanks for being nice, i'm sure you guys are less ugly than me though for sure.

I'm sure Rosemary Kennedy would of fucked you

you get over it, trust me man. Getting of the anxiety of the first time performing is the hardest part, but once you do it its amazing.

Nigga, what you doing. Stop fucking crying you don't look good. Stop worrying about that shit, you're at rock bottom asking people on Sup Forums if you look good. You're fucking fishing for compliments man.

Fuck off

Now that that is said, you can still get pussy. Fucking learn some social techniques. If you have nothing to talk about, read some books on politics, watch some movies, expand your fucking inventory of interest you retard.

Once you do that, find some chick and talk to her about things that are interesting to you. If she doesn't care, then she's a fucking loser. Got it retard?

Now go be a faggot somewhere else.

>thanks for being nice, i'm sure you guys are less ugly than me though for sure.
>1 year and 6 months away from becoming a wizard

yeah haha, I'm... more handsome... haha.. /sigh

You wanna fuck, mate?

>Being this prideful.

Maybe set your narcissism aside and just accept yourself? Your face isn't the problem. What's preventing you from changing how you feel about yourself?

these threads are gayer than the man-on-man tab on PornHub

Dude i'm not even gay and i promise you're like a 7/10 which seems like it sucks but i promise if you just work on being nice and take care of yourself somebody WILL notice

I hate it too.

Have you tried internet relationships?

You look cute but you would look better if you loose some weight

Savage

It's one thing to be sad, but you don't have to make me sad as well.

You're fucking with him, right?

I think he's cute with some weight on, but if he wants to he should work out, idk

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what don't you like about your face?

Don't cry OP, first of all I don't think your face is unattractive, second it doesn't even matter. Men don't even need to be pretty

>Constructive criticism

I think this is a troll but this dude looks pretty normal man. I mean I guess everyone wants to stand out, but who truly does you know?

It would help him out to have a companion, not saying they have to meet

Still look better than me, man, I'm a fucking Mexican, lmao.

there's no way i could steal a gf away from anyone.
i know. that resonates with me.
i don't even like money. but i know that no one would be with me unless i had lots of money. this makes me feel more worthless to think about it.
well i'll keep it in mind, i have a very hard time going out alone though. you didn't need to respond though, i appreciate your kindness.
my sister is doing that rn, funny you mention it
thanks for that lol
dude i didn't know about her, i just read about her lobotomy.

crazy to think about how savage the medical community was not even a century ago. they just cut in there and swung the blade around until she became incoherent, what the fuck type of surgery is that.

Become a Keebler elf

ITT: Stupid fucking retarded newfags.

This guy posts on Sup Forums like every single day with the exact same pictures and the exact same "oh shit man I'm gnna kill myself : ( am so sad wahh waah pwease compliment me so I feel better"

I wouldn't know that, I don't spend much time as you obviously do on Sup Forums, boy

This is what happens when you let your children suckle the nipple for to long smh.

Who tf cares

Can you explain to me what your thought process is when you make one of these threads? Like, what are you hoping to accomplish? You've done this shit I don't know how many fucking times. You're literally just fishing for compliments. Yes, you're ugly as fuck and you're going to die alone, DEAL WITH IT AND KILL YOURSELF FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK

don't listen to these guys telling you to kill yourself after all, we are all doing the EXACT same thing you're doing right now. I am also not the best looking guy so i can tell you this. It's not about looks man it's about being social. If it's not your thing, then make it. Have lots of different hobbies and meet a lot of people. educate yourself on a vast amount of subjects to talk to those people. And once you get them talking ask them LOTS of questions even if you don't give a shit about what they're talking about. people will want to talk to you just because you listen.. and that's honestly my best advice.

You shouldn't judge yourself so harsh OP

I tell you what, looks aren't that important, well maybe if you are a rock star or a model they are

But on the other hand you're not ugly, youre just average

I know a lot of people who are in really nice relationships that are below average

And looks is about preferences so whats pretty to you might just be something that someone else doesnt like at all

I'm just saying he needs to move passed being a bitch and start self improving if he doesn't like what he is.

Instead of crying and asking for losers you don't know to validate your existence, use that dislike for yourself to motivate yourself to improve yourself.

Go be a faggot somewhere else.

They used an ice pick and a hammer going in behind the eye disabling the frontal lobe from the brain. Absolutely terrifying what they did to her and how they did it.

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Lose weight. Lopsided face matters a lot less than you think as a guy.

And if you still don't like it, go on to get jacked. It kinda works well to be jacked and have an ugly face.

/soc/ is over there. baw threads and faggotry reign supreme. go over there and post the same pic and a bunch of other genetic trash will reassure you and patch up your frail little ego.

truer dubs have not been posted.

i was in band in high school and i've played guitar for 2 shows in a small local band before, that doesn't make me that anxious. as long as i don't have to talk and i'm not alone on the stage i am fine. it's just the whole "band" dynamic feels uncomfortable, especially at this point.
i'm not asking if i look good, i know i don't.

it's crazy that everyone says to just walk up to girls and talk to them, i've never seen anyone do that irl as far as i'm aware. i really have no idea where people meet each other and it's not weird.
i'm 3 years and 8 months away. but have you hugged/kissed a girl?
i don't know how to change how i feel about myself, i have strong reasonings behind most of my feelings.
i'd be ecstatic if i was 7/10 dude, that would be a huge compliment. usually i get 2-4/10. i'd say 50% 2-4/10, 45% 5-6/10.
#REKT

i'm sorry
yeah, it ended disastrously.
thank you, and i know i need to lose lots of weight.
sorry, i need to just keep it to myself. i'm sorry.
that's nice to say, thanks.
yeah he looks almost like me.
left side is bigger than right. bigger cheekbone, higher eyebrow, larger jaw, etc. everything is fucked. nose is slanted even because of it. i can't even wear sunglasses to cover it up because every fucking pair of sunglasses on earth looks crooked on my face due to the asymmetry. so i'm forced to be ugly as fuck and i'm forced to not be able to cover it up no matter what i do. it fucking sucks.
i'd kill to be normal. i'm tired of being immediately dismissed by any potential mate because of my appearance.
mexicans are lucky because there are some very attractive mexican girls, and mexican girls only date mexican guys. and they don't care what you look like, just that you're interesting.

nice attempt at sounding superior, filthy casual.
fuck off back to r/trannycocks.

Go to church and make church friends. They have to be nice to you.

Nigga, you just talk to people. Girls are not some other race that will eat you.

>See chick at walmart
>Look at her for a moment
>DONT BE FUCKING CREEPY
>Notice something about her you can engage on
>Nice shoes?
>Is she wearing a shirt or something that indicates she likes something you know of?
>Is she looking at something you can talk about?
>No to all of those? Move on
>If yes to any one of those, don't go head long in, stop and think of what you want to talk about
>If you sperg out its fine, you at least ATTEMPTED

It seems lame, but being social is just like playing the guitar, the more you do it the better you are at it. If you don't do it, you'll never be good at it. Get it?

Being social isn't just a gift (It might be in some cases?) but normal people interact all the time and build technique without even knowing. If you don't socialize you don't build experience.

Go fail at talking to women, you'll learn what doesn't work before you learn what does. BUT YOU HAVE TO LEARN THAT.

funny shoop

posting my favorite all time shoop
not every day, i go weeks at a time without posting at all. but yes i do post too much. i'm sorry i offended you.
m-mom?
i'm sorry
no real thought behind it, i just feel really lonely and even being shat on by anons feels better than the crushing loneliness. and i panic sometimes and it helps to flesh out my thoughts so they're not so abstract. and i will kill myself someday soon i promise.
oh i don't listen to them, i thought about suicide before Sup Forums ever existed.

yeah i know it's social, and i'm really not a very social person. thanks for the advice
i can appreciate the positivity.
i can't believe that the medical community let that fly. seriously it's insane, it's dark ages shit.

man i don't know how scientists or doctors trust their own judgement so much, look at how many times "experts" have fucked up colossally over the course of history.
won't a lot of people just think i'm overcompensating?
every time i post on soc, i get shat on. that only works if you're moderately attractive.

You're worried that you're a virgin at 25, but that shits all just stuff people want to make you think you gotta worry about. Once you stop giving a shit what anyone on this planet has to say about how to live your life, thats when life truly begins for you. Quit measuring time and live now man, just live.

Lmao, I'm not lying though. I don't go on Sup Forums a lot, but I'm certainly not new here. And I mostly stay away from Sup Forums, but the boards I usually go on have nothing interesting going on rn. So go back to choking on that cock, skrub.

Wooo lopsided faces unite!~
Normally pretty bad but when I smile it looks like I'm crazy and have a lazy eye. Hate that shit.

Looking very dapper, lad.

if you gonna end it be a hero and stream in somewhere

Are you that faggot I screamed at a couple months ago for ruining my night? I'm pretty sure you are...

Gotta dress up to make up for face.

Looking good in all departments, though. No homo.

Ive seen worse OP. Just start going to the gym and get fucking ripped.

i went to church all my life growing up, no they don't have to be nice to you and i didn't make even 1 friend at church. ever.
i know you're right. god it's terrifying though, and they'll just all ignore me or scoff at me or mock me.
that's a fresh perspective. i'd still like to have a gf in my life though. i'm insecure about that.
holy fuck i know that feel about the lazy eye and looking crazy. you're not bad though bro, can't even notice it in that pic.

I'm a homosexual, so I dunno if this matters to you, but I find you far more attractive than you give yourself credit for.

Lemme see that dick tho fam

>won't a lot of people just think i'm overcompensating?

People will think you're overcompensating no matter what you do. At least being in good shape is healthy.

Plus it takes a lot of hard work and dedication once you start putting on muscle as a hobby. It's not going to happen in a single year. Just slimming down and putting on normal gym guy muscle you still look normal.

Do you not have any friends? Maybe if you stopped being a huge downer 24/7 people would want to talk to you

Lose weight, hit the gym, stop behaving like a bitch, and you'll look better. Otherwise just end it if you can't accept how you look right now.

will do, when i do it
probably. sorry.
i get that recommendation a lot. i guess i need to work out a ton.
thank you

i don't want everyone to see it, it's not impressive.

OP, I would just say start a workout. Walk every day for half an hour. After two weeks, try light jogging and walking mix, half and half for half an hour. Then after another while, try jogging the entire time. after you can jog the entire time for 30 minutes, after a month, try 45. Basically, you want to run not fast for long distances, as it burns the most calories. but first you gotta start walking.

After you shed enough weight, try planks, sit ups, push ups, bridges, squats, tricep dips, maybe buy some dumbells, 10 at first, then 25, then 35, and do reps of dumbell press and curls.

You will lose weight and become muscular.

Sorry for english lol

same guy as here

Eventually you want to be able to run 10 kilometres a day. once you think you are in good enough shape, you only need to run maybe 5 kilometres. getting in shape is harder then staying in reasonable shape.

Cut coke (i know not the general word for it in English, it is fizzy sweet drink). Try to cut extra sugares.

It may take over a year, but your goal if you are less than 1.9m tall should be under 90 kilogrammes

Okay faggot, I approve this suicide, if you have the balls do it.

Delicious

i don't have any friends
i've never been in great shape, maybe i'll make that my main priority right now. i don't anticipate it will gain me a hug from a girl but i'm not fucking doing anything else with my life, may as well.

You'll def get more than hugs.. if you're not extremely awkward, that is. You're just average looking imo, I've seen guys who are actually ugly but ripped (or not) and girls don't care about their faces at all. Do it for you, though.. you'll feel a lot better once you start seeing your progress. Good luck.

Every fucking week.

You know what? I've tried to help you but that shit doesn't sink in. In one ear and out the other. You WANT to be unhappy. You thrive from being unhappy.

You're ugly because you believe you're ugly. This is ridiculous now.

who is this? this girl is cute

Me. Picture included to show OP it's the same person who has tried to help and been shut down.