Why aren't you gay?

why aren't you gay?

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i'm bi

Because thats gay

On the subject of what God says about fags, doesn't he just say that guys shouldn't have sex?

I don't think he says anything about dudes blowing/jacking each other off. Or anything about dykes mushing their tacos.

What's the word on that?

so?


god isn't real

because im homophobic

I am >:3

watch this

youtube.com/watch?v=6xxiK6Z4eXs

Pretend he is, and the bible is his word. What does he say about my questions?

not wasting my 6 minutes ya fag. it wont change my mind anyway. i hate the LGBT community and i hope trump sets your clock back 300 years. die

Pretending doesn't warrant me to do anything. I'd rather contemplate Zeus or Thor's intentions, honestly.

cause i'm pedo

Kill yourself.

I will have you know I'm a furry wearing panties and hello kitty pajama's I got from a thrift shop, and even I find homosexuality disgusting.

I feel you, user, I really do, but my question was more directed at people who want to answer the question. If you do not, you are fully within your right to not do it.

I am

Nice.


r u bi?

I am

cute


age/height/weight/location?

19
5'6"
140ish (haven't weighed myself in a year+)
Midwest USA

Getting fucked in the butt was the weirdest experience of my life. I'm not even comfortable around men.

I want to marry you, I'm a cute bi guy.

anal sex has nothing to do with homosexuality

was for

Are you sure? I think it was pretty gay.

sorry, anal sexual has nothing to do with homosexuality, homosexual may or may not imply anal sex - make more sense?

it's not a requirement

:P

Honestly, because I wasn't born gay. Also religious, but whatever. As long as you don't go into graphic detail, I don't care what you do.

god damn it i want to lick your entire body like a popsicle in midsummer

Until science makes a way for two males (or females) to have kids, having everyone be gay would render the human race extinct.

moar?

Aeight

In Deuteronomy it says that gays should be stoned (like 90%) sure, this is no longer the belief held within the Jewish community. That other guys an ass

Because I'm not particularly attracted to penises.

>I don't think he says anything about dudes blowing/jacking each other off. Or anything about dykes mushing their tacos.
>What's the word on that?
Sodomy. There were laws forbidding it even in the "land of the free" until recently.

Seems kind of vague but I guess I get it.

We're all asses in this thread.

Because my standards for guys is way too high and just fap to anime traps instead

REEEEEEEEEEEE

because I would like to keep the human race from extinction

please post everything you have, you are beautiful.

So... you're bi.

So you need to get gay people high as balls? okay.

What's the problem? I'm not really unhappy

Traps are gay user

"My standards are too high because I only like little cartoon boys in dresses"

Because faggots can't act normal, and behave like being gay is their entire identity; which is annoying.

I'm the only one that can have a beard in a relationship..

Semantics wont get you anywhere

So you only like asian boys?

Oh my

I know I do. But I'm bisexual.

Your sexual depravity will deprive you of the ability to repopulate, you are quite literally a biological failure (at least gays can adopt other children)

...

you know them Asian boys don't look to bad in a dress. :) So yea.

i want to chew on your cute as fuck hair and lick your thighs... i want you to feel the utmost pleasure

More

You don't need to be attracted to someone to get them pregnant

Kek

so... YOU'RE BI.

mein neger

you're in a place that has a clover (=child lover) for its logo

zoopity doop doop shoop in my poop chute

...

Does it matter? Are you going to send the gay police to my house to take away my gay membership card if I fap to a boy before he takes his skirt off?

You know you can be both, user? NAMBLA was a pretty well-known thing.

>extinction
Literally the dumbest anti-fag reasoning out there. Even if you aren't gay, you still use condoms. If you don't, you're a fucking retard who is more likely to get HIV than a modern queer in a first-world country. Fag HIV rates are super-inflated due to drawing on numbers from shitholes where people don't believe in sex education.

Even gays can have kids. Surrogate parenting is a thing that happens.

yeah apparently 50% of bi/gay people don't like anal sex

blowjobs and hand jobs are good enough

from personal experience they feel the best

You are a bisexual man. You are not straight, you are not gay. Have a nice day (night).

i'm bi, i like to expose myself sometimes on chaturbate

Sodomy is literally any kind of sexual activity outside of the vagina. If your girlfriend gives you a blowjob, it's sodomy.

>arguing with people in the internet

No I don't like girls they're stupid and smelly

I'm bi. The problem with having sex with bi/gay men is that so many of them are just so creepy. I always get massive anxiety after having sex because I think I've been infected with something.

>5'6

Only short people are gay confirmed.

I'd be willing to bet there's a higher percentage of straight women with something than gay men.

there is literally no correlation between sexuality and height though

most of the gays i know irl are tall as fuck for some reason

Interesting. I'm not very experienced, so I find it unappealing. Thanks for clearing that up.

Because I can't fuck something I respect

>Making up lies

You're not fooling anyone faggot.

Depends. I'm closeted and only hook up with guys online. A.k.a creeps.

Yeah must full on gays I know are lanklets

I wish there were more cute short guys though. I me an actually short though like 5-5'4

Yeah I'm sure they're not the cleanest but straight guys or women doing that probably aren't either. I think gays "on average" are probably more worried and educated about that sort of thing.

I'm a cute short bi guy.

Not mentally ill.

I look like this


neither am i, i'm bi

You into fat hairy guys with no money and emotional issues guaranteed to make you uncomfortable bby

2 minutes of google user says otherwise

blogs.chapman.edu/press-room/2015/09/29/chapman-university-publishes-research-on-how-number-of-sex-partners-differ-by-gender-height-and-body-mass/

>shorter men have less sexual partners
>become sexually frustrated
>have sex with guys because they can't get any

Because being gay IS a choice.

Cool, so you're half mentally ill?

kek well at least i'm attracted to your sense of humor

nope, kys


a single study this day and age almost means nothing in isolation

Preaching to the choir, user.

If you think that's acceptable just wait until you see my completely average sized penis.

Sucked a cock once and didn't enjoy it. Don't like things in my ass, not even for prostate stimulation. Don't get a boner or even a little excited when I see a pic of a naked guy, but I do for naked women. That enough?

>correlation is causation
You're dumb.

Do you eat ass?

shorter guys have bigger dicks on average than taller guys so they still get as many girls


basic physics fam

People infinitely smarter than you say otherwise and publish a thesis on it.
They provide factual data to support their argument.

>I-i-its only o-one!!

Typical homosexual

How many girls know your dick size before they've already agreed to fuck you?

No, sir. Not even a chick's ass.

please post moar cutey

That's fucked up fam you should eat your girl's ass