/brit/

Best girl edition

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/balt/

>You can't ask people that you know what they're listening to chap
what do you mean by this

i get sad whenever i see pictures of beautiful women because i know that they would look upon me with disgust and find me so revolting as to never want to even have a cursory glance of me again

that hurts deep down it really does

>he isn't preparing for the collapse of society

imagine being this stupid

got a pounding headache

anyone remember that gta sa song that goes like "ooo ooo ah ah yeah yeah"?

I'll just kill you and steal your shit

the fact is, a runt like you can prepare all you like and you'll still get done

predatory motherfucker such as myself will be in my element

I wish Eva would hold me

me too haha x
don't even think im that bad looking, but when I picture having sex I'm a bit disgusted by the idea of how i'd look naked. Think i might have a touch of the ol' 'ody 'ysmorphia as I lift a lot and am in good shape

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Mirrors don't make you look better they just invert the image

>predatory motherfucker such as myself will be in my element
was going to hat this but i just cannot imagine that an actual real person would unironically type this

reddit

Your brain filters out the shit parts of your face

Feel too boring, have no friends

>3 years later the hatposters start to show the first signs of awareness
>what could this mean?

Just move the mirrors and you won't have to look at your disgusting body while you have sex xx.

>tfw ugly and avoid uglier people

So this is how normies feel like

that's twitter you mong

i'm truly hideous looking a genetic abomination

ummm slightly rude???
I thought /brit/ was a bodyposi general????

Ah Northern doctors ...

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What about photos of your reflection?

Brits and French are similar

PUNCTURED TESTICLE
ON A HILLSIDE DESOLATE

ah yes the runt who makes assblasted posts about northerners every single day of his life

is being a thin-wristed ponce the only thing you have going for you lmao?

lads

Do you have anything that is near half as beautiful as this?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZYwpUt0JoMc

sometimes i think it would be better to be dead

1. flag
2. im about to get some chinese take-out!!!!!

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DEY DINDU NUFFIN

DEY POLICE OPPRESSIVE. GIB SHORTER SENTENCES

just finished the last of the peanut bag :(

Nothing wrong with having a disgusting body hun. We're 100% /bodyposi/

i'd like to see you try you skinnyfat little runt, i'd put you in the fucking ground

DAILY DOSE LADS

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now an intern in the private eye, the intelligent brilliance would make Sup Forums seethe with confliction.

I live in Wigan

here's a game for you.

Go on to the BBC website at any time and see that they don't have at least 3 Tumblr-esque headlines as their top ten stories.

Favourite YouTuber?

idubbbz here

Is this the mayne streem meteor lad?

im so witty that i misread "intelligent" as "belligerent" because my brain auto corrected your shitpost into an alliterative pun

>97 year old sister die after falling over
>the absolute state of pensioners

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ahahhahaha

What does brexit mean?

MDE

ah yes the londoner defence

sorry

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the breakdown is quite nice hahah

Whatever you want it to.

If you're a werking clarse oik it means less foreign looking people around.

>bodyposi
>bodyposi
what

they haven't filtered boipucci have they?

alri 't

interesting concept for posting as performance art, here's what the post would look like:
>On all levels except physical, I am [my actual name which is doxxable]
it's an ultimate triumph of will and it raises interesting questions about who we really are and our relationship to eachother through "memes"

Demetrius I (Greek: Δημήτριος Α΄) was a Greek king (reigned c. 200–180 BC) of Gandhara.

He was never defeated in battle and was posthumously called "the Invincible".

He conquered extensive areas in what is now Afghanistan and Pakistan

Demetrius I was also known as the second Alexander.

By ca 175 BC, the Indo-Greeks ruled parts of northwestern India.

The Indo Greek presence in the Northwest continued until the last petty principality was absorbed by the Sakas around 20 BC.

Buddhism flourished under the Indo-Greek kings.

baka

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'g 'n 'o 'e 's, 'e 't 'g?

On all levels except physical, I am Josie Hearn

desu

what happens here?

cigaretto

Why do Londoners commit so much crime? Why can't they just behave?

BRAVA, BRAVA

city life is bad for human mental health

On all levels except physical I am check my digits

greater london is from the North but moved to London many years ago

titty

very lovely warm summers, nice countryside, good people, beaches, marshes. The trade off for that is very bleak winters.

The idea of concerts are so alien to me

Can't imagine ever going to one, such a normie thing

'alri 'd, 't 'l 't 'e 'n?

looked this person up and they are a pure normie, doubt you are them

if you are ugly then in the eyes of others you are not human, you are merely a nuisance

sf[rqpi;

Winters are fine as long as you're not by the coast. 20/25 min walk away is far enough to stop most winds and salt spray

Can't post fast enough to fedora all this tripe being posted right now

What the fuck are you trying to say Hernandez

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/brit/: the musical

>bleak winters
>in the south

softie detected

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Take some LSD and MDMA with ya

im on the north kent marshes, they're pretty grim round here. I don't even mind the cold i just wish we at least got snow or something rather than just darkness and rain

your mum likes my salt spray though x

Imagine if his mum was dead

Had 3 wanks today, to the following:

1. Thai ladyboys
2. Heterosexual fantasy hentai
3. Gay twink porn

Rate my selections

fonc

BIG
KENTISH
COUNTIES

Starting to worry about Auslards lads.

The weather in Britain is the same wherever you go you mongs.

what the fuck are bears

they're like weird hunter gatherer humans that are still (mostly) on all fours and they have claws

>bought battlefield 1 premiun
>took so long for the DLC to come out I got bored of the game

pantsu on head retarded

it's like hearing diogenes himself, he spaketh through you wise one

bit late but here you go
madchester acid house classic lad
youtu.be/emDEFtJIjy0

>WEATHER IS NOT THE SAME AS CLIMATE
t. Year 7 geography teacher

1. gay
2. gay
3. gay

>goes down to 10 degrees
>better wrap up tight tarq! this winter going to be a rough one tee hee!

wanking to 1 now
did a sexually charged think at work about 3 before
shan't be partaking in 2

aren't you a little young to be a teacher?

just ordered some condoms on the 'zon

shall be treating myself to a few poshies over the next little while

*plays anime*

cannot imagine the state of the northern mind that you take pride in living in an utter shithole