Sup Forumstards! What is your profession!?

Sup Forumstards! What is your profession!?

Military

Town rapist

Kek

you sonofa

>All the jobs i had in order :
>Carpenter assistant- 8 months
>bicycle mechanic/shopkeeper- 6 months
> Tuk Tuk Turism driver- 1 year in petrol tuktuk,3 months in diesel tuk
>uber driver 3 months
>Taxi driver 5 months
>Carpenter for ikea kitchen assembly - current.

unemployed because disabled
Aspired to be military

i work at a gas station

Hired Cuck

Janitor

Surgeon

I used to work at Mcdonalds and it was hell

Cop but soon to be unemployed

Accountant

Work in the airforce specialized in petroleum

High voltage technician for a contracting company

Electrician/psychedelic mushroom farmer

Gaming

Digital producer / videographer

I work on a food truck with my parents, I have a culinary degree and I've worked in 2 different restaurants in the past.

CET, critical environments technician.

interpreter/translator

I work in a scrapyard.

shitposter

how much do you get paid

I cut sheet metal.

I'm technically homeless but I do buy stuff at garage sales and resell it on ebay for a little bit of money.

Elektrician / mechanic in industrial enviorments, mechaniccly construct cable ducts, braces etc. Installing cable, connect components, engines, connect cabinets and middle voltage cabinets.
Programming and testing of what has been build.

Mainly in food an pharma

sysadmin

pic related

teacher for German and English

Mr plough?

>Word in a fait fond chain
>be sadi
>think about kill myself

Project Administrator

Journalist

work
sad
sorry mates

I take care of the disabled. Clean, cook, maintenance, body guard, I'm kind of like one of those super butlers but sadly I don't have an accent and a suit...

No wonder you want to kill yourself, you poor "special" person... Don't worry though, sun will be in the sky sunning and the birds will be birding, tomorrow is a new day.

Why?

Builder ,Fencer and qualified chef!

Ah-oo! Ah-oo! Ah-oo!

Merchant mariner, cargo ships

I build the surface parts of Toyota cars and am solely responsible for crash testing the hoods and roofs.

Lean Six Sigma project manager

It network specialist pen testing indi llc
also moonlight as a line cook for funsies.
idgaf about money tho, i keep picking up jobs every 4 years to learn a trade and push myself to do things out of my comfort zone.

probably my favorite thing about being a US citizen is flying through varying jobs and sucking up all the info i can to better myself with trades.

ty for asking m8.

Fracker in Canada

Part timing as tier 1 tech support while studying.

>I got this "java update available" virus again, please help.
Thinking about killing myself

Primary school teacher

aus army

>aus army
Off to fight the great kangaroo war of 2017 user?

*emu

Your personal army.

Graphic Designer

patent attourney

Gonna kill a couple of niggers

Restaurant Manager reporting in

Oh, well shit, forget I said anything. Emu are serious business and we thank your country for keeping them at bay...

Front end dev, please end my life, I can´t stand my stakeholders another single day.

cinema usher

Baker.

Unemployed drug addict still figuring what I'm going to do with my life at almost 24.

Security analyst

Systems Administrator \ Data Center Tech.

Chef at Wendy's

You obviously need to do more drugs

Hyperbaric Welder

Ski/Snowboard instructor

nurse

How to stop?

I'm a Director of Live Broadcast News.

I do it so I don't fucking die.
Kind of still want to kill myself.
Got told I should be put in a mental hospital the other day cause I have a standing plan for when/if I give up.

Fucking bitch. Do I look soft?

Nobody likes a quitter, user

Profesional clown. Here's the kick, I hate kids.

Ironically, nobody likes a winner either, the smug faggots...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GREAT JOKE
RELEVANT TO Sup Forums HUMOR
THIS IS SAMEFAG BY THE WAY

If you send me free drugs I'll probably take them, if they're opioids.

>2017
>Not knowing how to spell professional

I have a friend who was born completely disabled and lives in his wheelchair. He has to have at least one of your kind around him at all times (or his family ofc) to live. Thank you for being awesome.

>spell
yeah, like you are always sober at home and using spellcheck just in case. Pfft. You missed the point, user. By the way, I see how ya'll spell when you ain't on a spellchecking enabled device. Dipshits your age 20 years ago were better spellers.

Psychiatrist

kek

>I need help, can you help me?

Pawnbro

Everyone on this website needs help

Do you own it with your old man and your son?

Programmer

Do you know what´s gonna come trough that door?

P O O

O

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HVAC tech

I'm 41 years old, have insomnia and when I do sleep i have night terrors, when I decide to get up I shit uncontrollably on and off for hours.

> (OP)
>Lean Six Sigma project manager

MSD?

Serialisation installation and commissioning engineer / project manager

I know that feel bro

MSD?

Booze coma's have less dreams. Pepto is your friend when you drink-coma.

>2017
>Using spellchecking software
Kek. Personally I find knowing how to spell is enough. Now if I could just stop craving the blissfully euphoric high of opioids I might be able to get on with my life.

I work for Caesars Entertainment and help rich fags get the shit they want. Tiger in the room? Done but you have to spend over 50K a day. I love telling them, "No. You have to play a little more before we comp $50 worth of food off your room charges." I get every Sally sob story but if your a millionaire and come to Vegas you better play or we charge your room for all the shit we comped. I remember when a host told me to remove the comp code off of a reservation and the dude was charged about a million bucks. Fucker didn't play so he gotta pay.

That's another issue, drinking.

I live in Muncie, IN. You guys are gods among men.

Booze is better. Less thinking at the end of the day, easier to get to sleep, far cheaper than opioids.

My benis is now confused

SPED teacher motherfuckers, what did you do to make a better world?

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