I just shoved a cucumber up my ass for the first time. AMA

I just shoved a cucumber up my ass for the first time. AMA

did you pull it back out?

Get any pics?

After I came, yes

Did you eat the cucumber

Sadly no, maybe next time i will though

A little bit of it

was it an organic cucumber?

What does the American Music Awards have to do with this

>AMA
no thanks, user. i don't care what a faggot has to say

Lube no lube?.. Did u love it?... First time?.. Ive usrd b4 to loved it

Fuck no! What kind of faggot buys organic shit?

Did you use your own spit as lube?

Actually used aloe vera gel.. the stuff for sunburns. but it works great!

Was my first time and i'm definitely going to do it again

Thanks for coming to my thread :) obviously you do

eat it now

What flavour doritos do you prefer?

>anything but chilli heatwave and you should kys

have you ever gotten quads before?

cool ranch and nah, i lurk mostly

well you just got trips, checked

Keep em coming faggots