Found a lizard in my room. He's Chill AF

Found a lizard in my room. He's Chill AF.
What do?

Let lizard friend go?

put him in a glass jar and feed him a bug. maybe a cricket?

microwave on high for 2 minutes

1. get moderately sized tupperware container
2. poke holes in lid with a pencil, put some mesh on it
3 put some dirt n twigs n shit in there
4. cut the bottom off a plastic disposable water bottle and use it as a lil water trough
5. make lizard a collar
6. keep lizard in tupperware/lizard habitat
7. buy crickets from pertsmart or w/e and feed lizard
8. profit

microwave on low for 5 minutes

get him high as shit and play some psychedelic through a subwoofer and put him on it and see how he reacts

you 4got ???

weave him a suit made of the finest silk. give him a tiny throne and an awesome lizard staff. kiss him on the head every night and tell him "you are the best lizard. No one compares to your majestic eyes and beautiful green skin. You will be king one day."
Wake up the next day and find the lizard is now Barack Obama.

I like the way you think

make him a tiny paper hat
even if he doesn't wear it I'm sure he'll appreciate the gift

bumping lizardpet thread

put in butt

Make a religion off of him

Space program

Roll

Timestamp

swim for our entertainment

write it on the lizard tho

Trips says you do it OP

Lizards can't be niggers

Put inside a bong and smoke weed out of bong while lizard swims in bong water

Do it

damn i got trips

OP here.
Smoked with him, and sent the little dude on his way outside. Can't post time stamp but I put it up on snap

That's what the media wants you to think.

We totally believe you.

What's with all these threads with stupid shit that doesn't go anywhere? Don't make a thread if you aren't going to do anything with it.

Faggot.

Dude i crafted you a foolproof game plan to score a really cool pet, so what do you do?
Smoke some weed and let it walk away
Maybe you don't DESERVE a pet as cool as an itty bitty lizard
W/e, I'm going to bed