Remember to shave your balls

remember to shave your balls

k

Thanks god

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Conflicting.

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you managed to resurrect it

Like a true witch.

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Lewd.

can you teach me magic and stuff. I want to be a witch

Want to play OVER WAIFU
But tired of losing every game because stupid team

I said WItch

I don't think so. You're not strong enough.

want to be entertained but every game is boring
i
want
to
die

how many pushups do I have to do before I'm all muscly and strong like you

>pushups
>muscly
>strong

I'm talking about posted tits.

all the terms that describe a witch, and therefore you

You've seen em before though.

I don't know a witch like that

well how else do I become a strong witch?

Soup helps

you must eat a lot of soup to do so much resurection

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it's part of it, yeah.

American Werewolf in London is such a great movie.

I'd rather see yours instead, though.

what's the other part of being a witch?

It's not one. It's hundreds. Thousands maybe. It has to be a perfect mix.

how often?

so I may never be a witch? I'm so sad now

That was less exciting than I expected it to be.

I'm going to bed. That took a lot out of me.

See you, fags.

g'night

You shouldn't have gotten your hopes up. Witch life is rough life anyway

It was a good time though. I like it when people read me things. It's a comfortable feeling.

I'll just have to live with the fact I'll never be a muscly witch like you.

A friend that moved away to another city and got a job as the head chef in a banquet kitchen texted me the other day that he had just spent the night making 900 plates of food at 200 dollars a pop. That's 180,000 dollars. When I asked if he say any of that scratch he was oddly silent.

I'm not muscly

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you just haven't trained hard enough them

I'm the one with resurrection powers.

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OVER WAIFU! !!

point taken

are you winning?

Post Yuki tits.

Thanks user

Watching LS A series of unfortunate events instead
Nude

Go to BED!

greetings

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I was watching that show earlier. it's pretty good

I just finished American Werewolf.

Fuck I never know how these threads begin

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Ok, going to sleep. Goodnight, fags that are lurking.

No

would you, Sup Forums?

No, I'm not a faggot like the rest of you lot.

>Implying I have balls

yes

nice

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is asshole isn't pink

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