What's the best thing President Trump has done for you so far?
>Work at high end, high fat restaurant downtown
>Day after innaguration people in town plan to protest
>Because that'll change this after its already happened and all
>Whatever, making food
>They protest for a while walking around the main blocks of downtown with their multicolored hair and their waddle sticks and their fat asses
>First group passes our place
>About 10-20 people start to get the "curious fat animal" look.
>They can smell that rendered smoked pork fatty goodness
>They slowly start to waddle in because vapid consumerism immediate satisfaction I worked hard on that walk I deserve 20 pounds of steak-steak take my money and feed me.
>Next wave walks by
>Even more fatties come in
>A few of them come in and look around disgusted
>"Why would we want to eat at a barbeque smokehouse, WE"RE VEGANS!"
>ohyeahbitch.jpg
>Have this vegan friendly menu
>Thats right eat
>Eat you fatties
>Soon the protesters have to either try and squeeze through the line out the door, or walk around it into the street
>Which causes people to honk at them
>Remaining protesters thin out, its about noon and some of them need to go charge their mobility scooters and change their genders on tumblr because today they feel manly.
>All the protestors were supposed to meet back at center of town for speech to some asshole
>Started with about 2,000
>Ended with about 50, 75 at the very most.
>All hot and sweaty because it was like 60 today and they brought their body weight in sweaters
>They wrap up and come eat at my place
>Worked up quite an appetite
>go to leave at 6 and check my portion of the tip pool
>Normally on a saturday I make about 100,150 most because I work in the kitchen
>Mfw my envelope has $775 in it
Praise be President Trump, who by doing almost nothing made enough fattys mad that they got out of their house and put all their god damn money directly in my pocket.
