Its 2017. Why havent you modded your dick yet?

Its 2017. Why havent you modded your dick yet?

do you think that thing gets checked in TSA Prechecks?

wow that looks painful and that gash looks incredibly uncomfortable.

Oh, but I have.

Because I'd like to be able to get an erection 5 years from now

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you know, with a little foreplay you wouldn't need all that shit to please your woman

I'm not sure if I want to meet the woman who would willingly put that inside of her.

That's the most horrific penis I've ever seen OP

Same

I'm not 100% confident that the man pictured is technically erect. I'm pretty sure he might have taxidermied that thing.

I don't know if I want to continue living

This gives me that uneasy feeling like walking back from the bathroom in a dark hallway, dude will regret it in 3 years if even that. Sucked in, degenerate.

Does that thing even work anymore?

is that what a trannies vagina looks like

the real question is why hasnt that person killed itself yet

What's the purpose of slicing it open?

what purpose does sliting your dick open have

what is the purpose of not slicing it open?

Are you answering my question with a question, bish?

I remember hearing about an old aboriginal tradition where they would do that so one man could insert his dick into the other's.

Because I wanna have kids eventually

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Looks like a hotdog that you left in the microwave too long, which was slo infected with HIV, herps and warts.

>fucking some good penispussy

more edges to cut yourself on

And now I can no longer eat kielbasas.

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Because I don't feel like making my dick look like the kind of shit abomination fuckers you see over at /d/ would adopt the idea of.

what the motherfuck

Well I'm assuming it's makes the cock thicker since it kinda opens up.... But damn.

I frequent /d/ and can confirm.

2 edge 4 mi

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It's x, why haven't you y yet? Solve for go fuck yourself.

Because I'm not a fucking idiot

It's 2017. Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

can't wait to see what his dick will look like when he's 70.

Gay niggerfaggot why would you want to see that.

Well, split my dick and call me Kaitlyn.

..... God Emperor save us

How are you supposed to fuck anyone let alone a human with that worthless dick.

He's strictly a bottom.

Um it looks like there's genital warts all over it and that split in the middle really gets to me. Ouch. Looks like a big open wound

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fucking hell just stop, they're not even penis mods, just self-mutilation.

this is disgusting and you need mental help

guess it's not about aesthetics? it looks like a mess.

What are does bubbles?

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Suddenly sexual reassignment surgery doesn't seem so bad.

Those Are metal balls peopl get implanted under the skin some put them in their face or chest or back areas. But this guy got them in his dick I guess. I would be scared if I was a woman. A dragon tattoo covering the dick would be way more attractive

I want to see your pee hole

Ribbed, for her pleasure

My puss and i are so fucking intrigued.

I hope you die of aids faggot better yet an hero

Or warts for her pleasure

If you have a girl friend or fuck buddy, I would love to see what mods she has?

when they come it shoots out like a bb gun
pew pew

Being able to aim when you piss and experience sexual pleasure.

i pierced my dick freshman year of highschool i still have it in as well.

>bish
okay kid, go to bed, it's past your bedtime

>when you fuck a bee hive.

Fight me.

>when you want that HPV look.

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This would be cool if you could vape from it

>thinking it's for the woman

I would but.. I do not wanna catch what happen to your dick.

That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.

because I'm not a fucking idiot

lmao, I still haven't given up on life

lmao

you have too much time on your hands and your cock looks like a sack of cancer

wtf is underneath the skin? metal balls ?

underrated post, kek

I under to used very we do via day few GI to part in from I or get good run he and your children as they don't have the people is how it was a Satan worshipper years he is a Satan worshipper years he is was just an evil and your children as they don't even Muslims as they don't have any proof for a race you even though they're doing

If this one is American... he is a Trump vote.

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You make no sense. Speak like a human.

Samefag not.funny.

Aldo his people is a Satan worshipper years ago we know it says to do it was a Satan sure is a banana took a Satan worshipper years he and to the link

Moar you mutilated faggot.
Also, did anyone actually agree to let you tap their puss with that alien-looking mutant cock?

your retard is showing.

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KEK

That doesnt look painful at all

It's hard for me to grasp that this dick actually exists.

Let's see that dickhole OP

I have

Yeshiva by shaming anything his people is a banana took a race you do it says you do it says you even have the people is a banana took a Satan brainwashed by Satan worshipper years ago we don't even have any proof for a banana

I genuinely feel sorry for these people

well said

Agreed

Why?they did it to themselves im sure.I find it rather fascinating.

Quality census kill gay people and your children as they don't go to the people of innocent children in an agnostic atheist

I'm not a dick modder but it seems weird to use metal balls. Silicone maybe, but I would think metal would just be uncomfortable to jack off, get a bj, etc. Doesn't seem like a pleasurable texture. But I suppose nothing about these modded dicks really looks pleasurable, to be honest.

Can you even wank?

Kek

Alright I somewhat understand the piercings and subdermal implants, maybe it give it an interesting texture or whatever. What the fuck is that gauge supposed to accomplish though? Is it just to help you piss faster or something?