Roast me

Roast me

Hey man, cool necklace

Great bone structure bro

you are a beautiful person, i want to hang out with you

Audio equipment apreciato

Not a blonde Übermensch
Put on a shirt

Other than that, nice headset, got one myself

Hey man, noticed your laundry basket is getting full. Want Me to take it downstairs? I'm doing a load right now I can just throw them in

You have kind eyes

Great jawline bro, loving them headphones too

What conditioner do you use? Your hair looks great!

you have a great smile

Probably disgusting, weak body.

Nose a bit too big and chin too wide.

Degenerate fag beard, too lazy to shave.

Gay necklace.

Don't have much more.

>looking at all these nice comments
man your forehead could host another Queensland Music Festival and it would still leave some room for spare equipment
the fact that you go to Sup Forums and have that try-of-a-smile on means that you are socially retarded
thats a nice piece of trash on your neck, was it hard to equip one from landfill

I want to make out with you under a gentle snowfall

Aww

If someone tried to insult me and this was the best they could come up with i'd be okay with that

nice receding hairline

toast me

roast me

I can tell you're a Jew. But umironically, if you worked out you'd be a 6-7/10

Not meming if you're in a good shape even uglies look decent.

I've got those same headphones. Your okay

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of course you would, now go suck op off and be a good boi

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You are genuinely ugly here. I take back all the nice things I said.

you look like someone who makes love to kids

that unkept beard and pedo smile
nice

Here is your roast, sir

Legit feel like I need to go get some of that South Korean plastic surgery some days.

Hate my nose, chin and jaw line.

You're actually handsome. Please just put a shirt on, bro

You should consider cultivating a personality instead.

Lasts longer and is more appreciated.

You're really good looking, I'd do you. You don't need plastic surgeries.

But that low self esteem is a fucking turn off, love yourself more, man. There's more to a man than appearance.

that dog tag is pretty gay

It's actually not a dog tag. It's a small piece of steel that has one of my favorite quotes from my favorite movie growing up as a kid.

"You are who you choose to be"

On the back it reads "You choose"

I think I look better without hair honestly.

Very generic looking white guy. If there were 10 different white guys in a room, I probably wouldn't be able to tell you apart.