Now Tumps president time to enter the vaults

Now Tumps president time to enter the vaults

> singles = didnt make it inside
> dubs = vault dweller
> trips = lone wanderer
> quads = overseer

roll

imma piss on the door

raider , ghoul or settler ?

Does this mean the nukes are coming?

theres mexicans that will clean it up , still stealing our jobs

Rollin

OH BOY!

rollerino

YES

Wait, what vault? do i get the lucky just me and 99 females, or the one with nothing but socks?

Courier No.1

see pic

A ghoul is fine too

fuck me he did it

Step aside, peasant

Let me in fagget

your safe

Riddledee roll

:O

your move courier

vault 69, actually is 999 females, not 99

I wish to be let into this vault.

Bravo

open sesame

*grabs on to let*

LET ME IN WITH YOU

Fuck, that's even worse. It would be bad enough listening to 99 but 999. Fuck that shit

...

have no fear

Lemme

open sasquatch

vault life pls get

i am overseer, with my sexy daughter Amata

why do we need a vault? trump won, not hilldog

wew lad

I don't even want to be in the vault.

Stealth activate

daughter gets kidnapped and sold to slavers

>Roll to enter
>Singles you're fucked
>dubs means you're fucked because the Vault Dweller was exiled from the Vault
>Trips means you're fucked because the Lone Wanderer was also kicked out of the Vault
>Only way to win is with quads.

Well okay. I like my odds. Rollin'

Roll

rell

rell

Courier No.2

autobots roll out

Roll

trips get

I think OP is an uneducated pleb and meant a vault dweller, not the vault dweller

Rolling

probably still better than vault 68 though, with 999 dudes and 1 chick.

excuse me guys, make way

llor

Depends on the Vault, some where pretty decent, especially for the first generations where the experiments haven't taken full effect yet

I will set fire to all my subjects.

take me with you , i got caps and chems

im the courier's dog, woof woof!

8====D

ah i didnt have much of a life any way

Why not. Rolling

A.) Proceed to set off Nuclear Bomb
B.) Leave the bomb alone.

*Presses A*

Pls overseer let me in

rollerino

rolly roll

Open up

gimme dem trips boi!

My subjects are all faggots.

here we go

plz

i give everyone in the vault aids.

I'm a ghoul

I'll blow us up

wanderer

ccccccccccccheckem

Hello fellow humans

check 'em

roll

Rolllllllllllin

I will kill everyone in the wasteland.

For Allah

I am the overseer, and I demand every dweller to become a muslim.

Roll

rol

Access granted.

and im dead

My mom thinks I'm cool

rollin'

Courier No.69

get

Niggers tongue my anus

Eh close enough

i'll be the local ASS WHOLE

Rollyn

your overlord has arrived

...

rofll dis

Legionnaire Juan Cena here, I will incinerate your entire family.

good enough

Roll

Better get in there fast.

The riots when he repeals and doesnt replace obamacare and millions of people lose their insurance along with the fact that he is already breakigng Constitutional law by still having not divested interest in his company should see him killed or impeached pretty quickly.

Overseer, time to experiment on all you FUCKS

I demand all the dwellers become my sex slave and nigger tongue my anus.