Now Tumps president time to enter the vaults
> singles = didnt make it inside
> dubs = vault dweller
> trips = lone wanderer
> quads = overseer
Now Tumps president time to enter the vaults
> singles = didnt make it inside
> dubs = vault dweller
> trips = lone wanderer
> quads = overseer
roll
imma piss on the door
raider , ghoul or settler ?
Does this mean the nukes are coming?
theres mexicans that will clean it up , still stealing our jobs
Rollin
OH BOY!
rollerino
YES
Wait, what vault? do i get the lucky just me and 99 females, or the one with nothing but socks?
Courier No.1
see pic
A ghoul is fine too
fuck me he did it
Step aside, peasant
Let me in fagget
your safe
Riddledee roll
:O
your move courier
vault 69, actually is 999 females, not 99
I wish to be let into this vault.
Bravo
open sesame
*grabs on to let*
LET ME IN WITH YOU
Fuck, that's even worse. It would be bad enough listening to 99 but 999. Fuck that shit
...
have no fear
Lemme
open sasquatch
vault life pls get
i am overseer, with my sexy daughter Amata
why do we need a vault? trump won, not hilldog
wew lad
I don't even want to be in the vault.
Stealth activate
daughter gets kidnapped and sold to slavers
>Roll to enter
>Singles you're fucked
>dubs means you're fucked because the Vault Dweller was exiled from the Vault
>Trips means you're fucked because the Lone Wanderer was also kicked out of the Vault
>Only way to win is with quads.
Well okay. I like my odds. Rollin'
Roll
rell
rell
Courier No.2
autobots roll out
Roll
trips get
I think OP is an uneducated pleb and meant a vault dweller, not the vault dweller
Rolling
probably still better than vault 68 though, with 999 dudes and 1 chick.
excuse me guys, make way
llor
Depends on the Vault, some where pretty decent, especially for the first generations where the experiments haven't taken full effect yet
I will set fire to all my subjects.
take me with you , i got caps and chems
im the courier's dog, woof woof!
8====D
ah i didnt have much of a life any way
Why not. Rolling
A.) Proceed to set off Nuclear Bomb
B.) Leave the bomb alone.
*Presses A*
Pls overseer let me in
rollerino
rolly roll
Open up
gimme dem trips boi!
My subjects are all faggots.
here we go
plz
i give everyone in the vault aids.
I'm a ghoul
I'll blow us up
wanderer
ccccccccccccheckem
Hello fellow humans
check 'em
roll
Rolllllllllllin
I will kill everyone in the wasteland.
For Allah
I am the overseer, and I demand every dweller to become a muslim.
Roll
rol
Access granted.
and im dead
My mom thinks I'm cool
rollin'
Courier No.69
get
Niggers tongue my anus
Eh close enough
i'll be the local ASS WHOLE
Rollyn
your overlord has arrived
...
rofll dis
Legionnaire Juan Cena here, I will incinerate your entire family.
good enough
Roll
Better get in there fast.
The riots when he repeals and doesnt replace obamacare and millions of people lose their insurance along with the fact that he is already breakigng Constitutional law by still having not divested interest in his company should see him killed or impeached pretty quickly.
Overseer, time to experiment on all you FUCKS
I demand all the dwellers become my sex slave and nigger tongue my anus.