Open door to your closet

>open door to your closet
>see this
What do?

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Stop shit posting on mu lavren

I have been far closer to sex and not reached it in my life than finding a fully dressed person in my closet.

In fact, I can't think of a single way this situation would end in sex.

Ah Tori, I see you went to the plastic surgeon I recommended. Wouldn't wear jeans though. Not at your age pet.

BRAAAAAAAP

yell farting noises at her

>hi hello may i use your for sex?
>"no thank you"
>she turns 360 degrees and walks away

Oh shit, hivemind

>say 'what the fuck" to myself
>stick my hand through her to see if I am hallucinating

NONAGON INFINITY OPENS THE DOOR

Kinda sad that /r9k/ thinks anyone besides themselves are so deeply disturbed by farting.

*BAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP*

mmm oh yes, beautiful farts with talent *sniff sniff*

*BAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRPPPPP*

you dirty slut yesss farts some more

*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

yesss they smell like cheetos mmmmm

we love farting guy
you must be confused

It's just a meme bro

I'd give her a smooch and tell her she's a very pretty lady who's very talented

youtu.be/FiiA9OSm5lc

"Make me do this, make me do that, make me do this, make me do that"

holy shit, why? Did Descendents really fall off this hard?

Enjoy is FULL OF FARTS.
youtu.be/oQ9IF5AFiYQ

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The last girl I kept in my closet wasn't smiling

im enjoying the resurgence in kate posting as of late

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Ask her where all my stuff is because I don't have any empty closets

the sexually aroused phil thomas katt here

kate bush will be LIVE on the uncharted zone tonight...at 9 pm eastern...

i don't like these low quality type of threads desu

it's a shame Sup Forums overwhelmingly voted for Can over her

brrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppp

flamboyant..

>Say "You don't have to tell me how you got there, but you do have to eat this
>Hand her a bowl of raw eggs
>Pull out revolver

Am I alone in thinking Kate is a domme? She comes off quiet and sweet but is very assertive with her work.

she's a very active femme

She would be very assertive but not aggressive. She knows what she wants and she might seem like she wants to be in charge, but at the end of the day she's still a cute petite 5'3" brunette who's going to bend over and want you to overpower her

Well color me disappointed
Still love her tho, she's a genius

She's in a closet with no way out.

Think harder.

she won't say no....because of the implication

*spaghetti starts spilling*

then what was the whole "make me do this, make me do that" shit

shut up

Kate investigating why she's suddenly the hot new meme

Be weirded out that a young kate bush was just hiding in my closet without me knowing.

I will ask her if she wants to dance with me like she dances in the video of Running up That Hill

*unzips dick*

You might want to read what you wrote dude

You're new here, aren't you?

thiccc
she can sit in my ass when ever she wants hehe

>Fall in love
>walk away
>fap in bathroom

>"hi Kate, I didn't expect you there, what's up"
>she starts singing "rolling the ball" over and over while rolling out of the room
>mfw

>360 degrees and walks away
That a full circle you fucking ass hat

you're new

This is what Sup Forums should strive to be.

A cute girl smiling and showing off her ass?

don't tempt me

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