Alright Sup Forums, its time to set things straight once and for all. This board has become a clusterfuck of closeted faggots who dont admit being something, and another bunch of faggots insisting that the other faggots are something giving the wrong reasons. So what I made here is a list of "ifs", and if you fit into one or more of these categories, guess what, you fit into these categories. So pay close attention:
>If you sit in a pot of dirt with nothin' to say - you're a cactus
>If you spend all day starin' at the sun - you're a cactus
>If you don't wanna get close so you wear a coat of pins - you're a cactus
>If you keep your world barren like a desert - you're a cactus
>If you have no face and need more space - you're a cactus
>If you like to hide in the sand - you're a cactus
>If you can't seem to get anything done - you're a cactus
>And if the company of tumbleweed is unexpected fun - you're a CACTUS!
>If you fit in perfectly in an empty room - you're a cactus
>If you hurt anyone who bumps into you - you're a cactus
>If your social circle is you - you're a cactus
>If you're referred to as "what" instead of "who" - you're a cactus
>If your skin is green and you have no spleen - you're a cactus
>If simple creatures think of you as mean - you're a cactus
>If life-sucking weeds won't even go near ya - you're a cactus
>And if balloons fear ya - you're a CACTUS!
>If the world finds you abrasive - you're a cactus
>If you're unique with a plain physique - you're a cactus
>If you're full of wine and have no spine - you're a cactus
>If you resemble a sleeping porcupine - you're a cactus
>If no one wants to sit on your lap - you're a cactus
>If you are full of, or considered a sap - you're a cactus...
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds
