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emily

BREHS

how many pages?

babs

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Lauren is 4/10 at best, just because you are autistic virgin doesn't mean that you have to wank at ugly girls too

babestation

>Eighteen months ago
>runs as Libertarian Party of Canada candidate
>constantly talks about getting government out of citizens' lives and the market

>Today
>Is a cheerleader for an economic protectionist
>refers to Ted Cruz as a bland, tolerable alternative to Trump

Lauren is either an opportunist or an idiot.

>It's another "every girl is below my standards, no matter how attractive they are" episode

Okay post your idea of an attractive girl then. What is an 8 or 9/10 to you?

You're not an 8, Lauren. Live with it.

>People cannot change their political views
>if you believe something it means you must believe it for the rest of your life even if your eyes have been opened to new information and ideas

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lauren southern is 21 years old

About to do some hypnosis, very nice stuff

>generic alt-right blonde bitch #1218495
I'm guessing it's the latter

haha
haha

A couple years back when the mcrib was in town. They had a "buy a combo, get a second sandwich for 1 euro" promotion, and I overdid it by buying 3 small combos for myself and 3 extra sandwiches, making it 6 mcribs, 3 fries and three sodas for about 20 bucks.

Ate all of it right there in the restaurant. I was stuffed, and had to relax for a while before trying to get up and walk home. Ubfoetunately, I developed some flu-like symptoms and ended up vomiting right there at the table and shitting myself on the way home. I was so embarassed I took off my pants and underwear before I walked in the house, made sure my wife wasn't in the living room, and tossed them in a grocery bag. That bag stayed in a corner of our garage until the day we moved out.

Went back to McDonald's a week later, and when I ordered a mcrib combo, the cashier kept looking at me and smiling.
Fucking judgemental twat.

post your idea of an attractive girl.

Lauren is fucking sexy

mad how a stupid woman has become the figurehead of your ""movement""

fuck it, I'm rolling one more spliff before bed

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kek'd at this

post a book you've written that's above 81 pages

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have you finished?

theres a lad

me also nigga

When God makes a North American white woman, this is the default template he uses

*vapes in*
god doesn't exist

she is "a" figurehead of our movement not "the" and she's not even canada's most prominent alt-rightist that would be stefan molyneux

1 year since i met my gf lads. time flies when you're having sex wew

is she the one on the right or the left? i'd literally suck a fart out of the arsehole of the girl on the left tbqhwyl

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lecturer emailed us to say she's going to bring her puppy to class
vile little creature

yes

anyone tried to write a book? it's boring to be honest, if i knew angry nerds were going to buy my book either way because i was vaguely attractive i'd just write the minimum i possibly could

>Movement

what movement might that be senpai desu

is "luck of the irish" supposed to be ironic?

every irish person i've met has been a depressed alcoholic with a bad temper

>white knights
looooooool the alt right is an embarrassment

WHRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>every irish person i've met has been a depressed alcoholic with a bad temper
They move to Australia because they fit in better there.

Considering the genocides yes

might play kicking simulator

"During the gold and silver rush years in the second half of the 19th century, a number of the most famous and successful miners were of Irish and Irish American birth. . . .Over time this association of the Irish with mining fortunes led to the expression 'luck of the Irish.' Of course, it carried with it a certain tone of derision, as if to say, only by sheer luck, as opposed to brains, could these fools succeed."

wanna play that new Zelda but don't want to buy a new console

reminder

lauren southern is quite attractive but she has fat arms which is a deal breaker for me desu

everything my housemate does annoys me, at the moment she's cleaning the kitchen but using far too much dettol and is bleaching the surfaces for like 0 reason
do i just not like her?

Here you go leaf

I'll keep that line for later

why is she cleaning the kitchen at 3am?

might play simulator simulator

How is that *significantly* more attractive than Lauren?

going through my housemates things what a runt nobody even likes him

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>tfw you tell your sims character to play computer games for fun and you see they're playing the sims
I am become god

nesting i think
she's a bit nuts

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make way for the superior libfu

best vidya soundtrack of the 2010s

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worse body than lauren and a worse face

you have terrible taste

... Filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on the 6 March 2017 ...

better than skyrim?

fuck you, she's perfect

new pjw

youtu.be/fmLfCHF3skk

skyrim had good ambient soundtracks but nothing on there was particularly noteworthy

they served their purpose but they ain't no warthogrun.mp3

there's been a dead wasp on the wooden bit at the top of my window for 6 months or something, surprised it hasn't rotted away into nothingness yet

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its probably rotted to nothing on the inside

the exoskeleton/carapace is pretty sturdy

I know right, she is 6x significantly more attractive than Lauren. also she read Neetchee

t.wasp expert

"She" looks like a boy

good waifu

>having a wank
>interrupted by one of dozens of uncomfortable sexual memories

>walking home from work
>grimace at a bad sexual memory

>look on tinder to try and create some good memories
>can't get decent girls anymore for some reason, stuck with my memories

Ah yes

not a wasp expert but do have a bio degree

GOOD post

>waifu'ing a coalburner

absolute state of you

post more thiccness

On all levels except physical, I am : Thomas Curran, Brighton, 21

what do you work as?

you wot?

why exactly did Sup Forums sperg about this dumbass dyke

That's a good thing

ancient gimmick

you are even more annoying than Americans, why can't you fuck off

dyke

she was known for challenging established racial paradigms of her time by having sex with many black men

thanks lad

might watch power rangers

oh okay. so what?

Laruen Southern is alright looking ofc but you can't deny the whole thing is very constructed to appeal to autistic redditors. Her political views are Sup Forums-lite. Literally a bad meme.

that's disgusting

being attracted to Lauren Southern is like choosing vanilla gelato

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you make up for people like this

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well she's not bad looking. it's the autistic Sup Forums persona that kills it, because it's such an obvious sham. And I am a Sup Forumsak.

*spits*
fuck drumpf
*opens up nietzche*
ah yes, fuck morality
*sharts*
uguu ~