Hail, citizen

Hail, citizen.
We've received multiple reports of illegal dubs activities in the area.
You don't happen to know anything about it, do you?

N-No sssir.. M'aiq doesnt have any dubs

Nay

...

dindu nuthin

Wait... i know you

NICE

fuckin M'aig the liar strikes again

Stop right there criminal scum

...

Nah I've never touched dubs in my life, now fuck off and play with a mud crab.

Maybe so~

i have legal dubs

I used to get dubs but then I took an arrow in the knee

I have a prescription for these....

quads inc

again

quads time

Staying safe, i hope

It's a mistake

HOLY SHIT

by the order of the Jarl, stop right there!

Oh come now officer. How bad could dubs possibly be?

checked

RNG must love you.

Damn son, where'd you find that

Are you a wizard

my quads are better.

my trips

That's it, you're under arrest!

and my axe

This guard is an imposter

Das this mean you are Sup Forums pro

nah mayne

Now I remember - you're that new member of the Companions. So you what - fetch the mead?

I AM HIGH KING NIGGER

No dubs here pls

N-n-nooo, officer, I know of no dubs

No sir, Im just trying to beating this pulled skin

Fear not. Come dragon or giant, we'll be ready

what is going on here?

You khajit sack of shit

Fuck niggers