Bringing home a girl tomorrow for the first time in a while and don't want to fuck it up. I'm not autistic but I like to plan these things out beforehand so I know what to do when the time comes. I know she likes funny guys so I figured I'd show her my collection of Pepes and pass it off as ironic, ya know? She's not familar with internet culture so I'm thinking the element of surprise will work in my favour. I'll prolly just open with something like: "hey, you like frogs?" And then make an ironic croaking sound or whatever. So I'm thinking I should expand my collection first, currently have 187 Pepes at my disposal; Help me out Sup Forumsros
Jose Perry
>chloroform >duck tape >horse tranq >maybe a tazer skip all that and go get her
Luis Garcia
Dont just dont
Andrew Thompson
You need some sharia law boi
Hudson Ross
Spider man....spider man
Ryan Davis
I always want to believe this kind of shit is bait... please be bait.
Gavin Powell
Forget the frog thing, she won't understand and it will only make things worse. Don't try to force memes on people
Christian Jackson
For the love of God, have your computer turned OFF. Have clean sheets on your bed. Vacuum. Offer her some tea. Pick up your stall and have your shit all put away.
Sebastian Wood
You're going to show her memes? Are you retarded?
Lincoln Wilson
>hey you like frogs?
Jordan Torres
>retarded why, you enjoy memes don't you?
Matthew Thompson
Thanks, this is actually legit advice. Maybe I could at least make some refeference to Kermit sipping tea? Idk I just don't want there to be an awkard silence plus I really like frogs
Connor Kelly
You'd bring a girl home to show her memes and make frog noises? She'd leave your house thinking you're a fucking weirdo.
Then nvm, this is Sup Forums. I expect this kind of cuckery.
Angel Ross
Such a gentleman or femanon who knows her stuff don't turn to Sup Forums for your first meet wtf yes we provide material for lonly nights or material for when you need a good rekt thread or FAP... But the time is not upon you yet...
Adam Barnes
This is bait..... Taking our advice and integrating a frog into every bit... No frogs nor ribbits croaks or squeak
Robert Phillips
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Jordan King
Nah man I just think it would be funny if I make into a running theme of the night. It's one of those things where it's so dumb that it's funny
OP won't respond to anymore replies about this being bait btw. Came here to get advice, not get roasted.
Brayden Evans
I guess this is bait, if not I gotta say >just 187 pepes >being this pathetic
Jacob Foster
Hence why I made this post. Only the oh-so-original comments about me being retarded so far and not one Pepe.
John Sullivan
Sorry, got one Pepe. Appreciate ya'
Cooper Parker
show her this one OP
Christopher Green
Idk, this one's a litte crude. Maybe if she has a positive reaction to the other ones. I'll have to feel the air, thanks tho.
Christopher Brown
this one?
Colton Gray
Again, a little foul but I might use it if she enjoys the rest of the collection. Will probably just put these two in a sub-folder along with any other eventual indecent ones I receive and label it "Explicit Pepes" or some shit idk. Thanks
Levi Brown
this?
Jayden Phillips
I'm starting to think you're all just taking the piss now. But on the off-chance you're not, thanks for the help. I'd appreciate it if you could provide some more delicate ones too, really not looking to fuck this up. Opportunities like this one don't come around too often for me.
Aaron Richardson
You should find one like this, but where pepecock himself has a cock and he's jerking it off
Dominic Wilson
>I know she likes funny guys so I figured I'd show her my collection of Pepes and pass it off as ironic, ya know?
This is unfunny and autistic bro. So is planning it. You're screwed.
Bentley Martinez
this?
Aiden Nguyen
No it's so dumb it's dumb.
"Why does this creep keep talking about frogs then laughing to himself?"
Ian Peterson
> >not autistic
Mason Davis
>hey you like frogs?
Lmfao dude wat
Christian Murphy
This one isn't even remotely funny. Take your cheap ass humor back to Sup Forums shitlord
Charles Nelson
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Adam Peterson
And I guess you're an expert in what's funny?
Xavier Lewis
>ironic croaking sound OP you're one of a kind aren't you
Thomas Watson
Mad because someone else's sense of humor is superior to yours, are we?