Chris Evans and Jenny Slate

>could date literally anyone in Hollywood
>pick a 7/10 because she's the only one not after money or trying to use him to get publicity

Cry for Chris.

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EL JUSTO

Personality is more important than looks.

Alpha as fuck

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This desu. He's doing way better than Leo.

Is it just me, or does this seem like a marriage for influence?
Does Jenny have relatives in high places?

What a great guy, can't help but respect him. He is un-hateable tbph

jenny slate is an anal queen

>be Captain America
>have to settle for average because fuck opportunists
>the average for him is 7/10

What a trooper.

I liked her in that Chipmunk movie.

/beard/ general

after you've fucked a certain number of 10/10s I'm sure it is honestly

>7/10
5 max

Nah she's cute when she's not moving but if she talks or smile she looks like a old lady.

JAJAJAJA

Cry for what? He banged all stars and now found good soul mate probably makes her laugh too.

Cry for yourself Sup Forumsirgin

the nose is her only feature that can be considered unattractive / bad

combine their faces, their sons would have godlike features

DONT LET SLUTS NEAR YOUR MONEY

Chris looks great with that beard.

>arian demigod
>filthy ugly jewess

Sup Forums must be at arms

Is Chris a top or a bottom?

The nose knows

not really.. you can learn how to develop your personality, also if you are sad person and you spend time with a fun and happy guy, you will get contagious of his fun and happiness

good looks and genes are like lottery winners

Jenny (((Slate)))

I mean her pussy game could be insane

Whaaat she's divorced?

>you can learn how to develop your personality

this isn't the sims where you read a self-help book and a little bar shows up over your head. some types of personalities are just more compatible than others and always will be.

The hotness factor only matters in High School and College. Once you're in your late 20s early 30s, personality is what really matters. Believe me, being in a bad marriage is horrible. You don't want to spend 50 years of your life with a 10/10 with a shit personality, who's gonna lose her looks and gain weight when she pops out some kids and hits 40.

she's actually a 5 though
6 if she's your type

>She was raised in a Jewish family.[6]
O Y V E Y
money and genes wasted

He's dating her for her amazing sense of humour.

>could date literally anyone in Hollywood
>tfw he wants you

You will never be this lucky.

ITT: virgins gossip

Have you never seen Jenny Slate on an improv show like Comedy Bang Bang? She's fucking hilarious; I'd do anything for a girl that could make me laugh constantly.

Chris is based as fuck.

>she's the only one not after money or trying to use him to get publicity

I think you're underestimating this, OP

Didn't know Sup Forums is ridden with jealous bitches and autists who want some famous guy fuck hot women.

AKA huge cucks.

Is this your first time on Sup Forums?

DUDE HE'S GAY LMAO

Get over it

She looks Hebrew as hell. Qt couple tho.

>fuck 10/10 bland models constantly
>look for something more
>start dating one of the funniest young women in Hollywood

He absolutely made it

It absolutely is. Looks are a nice bonus.

If there's no connection, no deep mutual understanding, it's just raw fucking,

>jewish woman
>not after money

I imagine so. Nice fleshy vulva most likely.

Jew women make good mothers too.

Not everyone can marry Elizabeth Debicki.

Real talk- that should honestly be the subtitle caption for this board.

>Sup Forums- Virgins and Gossip

>7/10
You're being generous, she's a 6 at best

Fuck that, can you imagine what she sounds like during sex?

aussie women yo. He likes em thick and rough

This. People who still fall for the looks are everything meme are still in middle school

Girls that can make you laugh are so incredibly rare that they're catches regardless of what they look like, she's actually decent looking too so she's Tina Fey levels of rare.

But Tina Fey isn't funny..

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she's after dem genetics

She's kinda cute and has good facial aesthetics (besides the nose). I would impregnate.

thanks for reminding me

It's really hilarious how superficial you are.

>He's successful and handsome and not dating the prettiest pretty who ever was pretty. Something's wrong!

She was amazing in Kroll Show. I love her.

Lmao, her pussy is probably as tight as a virgin baby asshole and he also wants to do something else with his wife besides fucking, not like anybody here would know that

Is that a joint?

>talking shit about her nose

Its a strong nose.

t. nose expert

You can't fuck a personality

cry what? dude landed a chick that makes him happy.

rumor has it they both cheated on each other (maybe it was an open rule they had while away on set), but he allegedly fucked Sup Forums's waifu liz olsen while filming civil war

HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO BASED

You can't have a good relationship with a good looking bimbo.

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>jewish woman
>not having money

ftfy

She looks like this weird Jewish guy I used to wash dishes with. Where did this bitch even come from? She's not funny at all and she's not attractive in the slightest. Does being a Jew really get you that far?

>t. nose expert

Yes, jews always take care of their own before others in hollywood and show business.

>dark
>wrinkly
>jew

Keep dreaming shomo, she is a 5 on good days and time is her enemy

That´s LOVE, Baybeh!

She's after dem Aryan genetics.

Jews have to barter intellect and money to upgrade their sand people genetics.

>a qt jew will never con you into giving your pure 10/10 Aryan genetics to her spawn
;_;

But according to Sup Forums white genes are weak, thus erased.

Man, I'm going to be really sad if he kills himself someday. He's the only blockbuster actor I genuinely love.

>if he kills himself
d-dont say that ;_;

dont put that out into the universe

He's happy user, don't worry.

arabelleraphael

I knew Chris had taste, jewess women are top tier

What?

You inherit a random collection of 1/2 your genes from each parent.

The only genes that get erased are the masturbating basement-dwellers. Permanently.

The guy from Mad Men has a literal 3/10 wife as well. Maybe they have fucked so many gold digger 10/10s they look for other things in wifes.

Pick one.

>pure, Jewish maiden

>secular jew, cosmopolitan liberal

I think she's pretty cute

how 2 get jew gf if im not rich??

GHT MONI

Implying that woman couldn't pry the cap off a bottle with her snatch.

This. Just ask Johnny Depp how far an attractive girl will get you

This. Look at Amber Heard.

Deppmind

>literally 15 minutes later is a hivemind
my man

>What is multiple attempts at captcha
>What is slow connection

Chris Evans is also a 7/10, what's the issue?

>all those permavirgins laughing at this

Sure, for a one night stand you mostly prioritize looks. For long term relationship you look for a balance between looks and personality.

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This is from Anna Faris' podcast some months back, back when Slate was still with her husband. Listening to them, YOU JUST KNOW she and based Evans wanted to fug

>i'm a shallow emotionally stunted manchild who will die alone critiquing other peoples relationships that I know nothing about from mommy's basement

That is a foursome I'd cut off my left nut to watch

Came to post this OP and others itt are grossly overrating Evans' looks.

I never realized memelord was so tall and athletic #nohomo

> implying a jew ever has enough shekels