Hey /b, Why does cum smell like bleach?
Hey /b, Why does cum smell like bleach?
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the fuck are you talking about? cum smells nothing like bleach
OP what does cum taste like?
Mine doesn't, it means you're super low in chlorine, you body is telling you to refill on some bleach
mine does sometimes too
Depends what you've been eating
mine smells sorta like mushrooms. which is odd because i hate mushrooms
then what does it smell like I'd not bleach?
semen. nothing smells like semen other then semen itself
Is this what's considered quality posting now?
Yes
The ammonia and other sterile-smelling alkaloids in semen give it the bleachy smell. However, 1 in 5 people cannot perceive this smell, which is why some men and women don't think sperm smells at all.
it smells like fucking bleach
There's also a tree that smells like this jizz during springtime.
I think it's a certain kind of pear tree.
Makes sense.
So there is a jizz tree?
You switched the bottles again you dufus.
This tree should for sure be the tree of /b. It should be on our flag.....do we have a flag?
It drys the fuck out of your throat though
Mine smells like cum
Eat some asparagus then tell me what it smells/tastes like.
Pineapple is the best enhancer.
i think youre doing it wrong...
Because sluts love bleach.
I wonder if porn stars ever eat shit loads of asparagus prior to a shoot work a woman they dislike
Mine smells like pancake mix
Nice myth perpetuation
You obviously don't taste cum. The flavor of it depends on your diet.
While I was at high school, cleaners used some detergent/bleach that smelled like cum, hallways would smell like sperm bank. And all friends said it smelled like cum, so I don't see how you fags say it doesn't smell like it
Wtf is wrong with her head?
Someone here stated 1 in 5 people cannot smell cum
Maybe your body is trying to tell you that you need to drink more bleach
>Your cum, derived from your chemical makeup, is not influenced by your chemical makeup (altered based on previous consumption)
That's what you've just implied.
Literal retardation.
is it connected with autism? so Sup Forums can't smell cum?
I have a glass every morning
As I said, it smells like bleach. Try harder.
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That's gay stuff. I want the flag of /b
The smell of it is what prevents me jerking into my mouth or licking it off my hand. I jerked a load into my mouth once and the taste nearly made me vomit. I'd lick it off my hand but I can't get over the smell :(
My jizz sometimes smells like bleach. Nice to know I'm not the only one who thinks that
so women remember to do the laundry
Truth
10/10
The greatest of life's questions
Is there really tattooed "fudge me not" on her tits
so OPS house must smell like bleach.
That explains why OP is such a stupid cunt
I think its judge
Judge...
I prefer my version
Ha ha you sick bastard
Me too
kys
It smells like pancake batter
This
y no flag for fucking trees?
I think there's a Mitchell and Webb sketch about that isn't there
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Why does insulation smell like bad pussy or Chinese food
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Goddamn I'd smash that fucking piece of ass.