How do I tell my gf her pussy smells without telling her her pussy smells?

How do I tell my gf her pussy smells without telling her her pussy smells?

Ask her to have sexy showers with you.

Also your gf sounds disgusting

yo bitch your snatch smelly af

dubs of truth

pretty much this and also that she probably knows it HAS a smell but doesnt know its gross to you.

go down and kind of gag. you dont have to say anything and she will know what it is. neither will say anything

Sexy showers or baths.

Or just tell her she smells. I do that to my wife and she goes and washes.

She's also given birth, so I don't know if that is a factor or anything

Dump her and become asexual.
Check em

Tell her every part of her smells amazing, as you're kissing her from head to toe, except bypass her pussy. She'll wonder why and if she's not American, she'll get the hint.

What does a pussy with a nose look like?

Stick a couple fingers in her pussy then lift them to her lips and tell her to lick them and when she gets a toke of the stench maybe she will figure out whats going on and fix the issue.
She may also be wiping the wrong way wiping shit in her puss.

Go down on her and try to kiss her. If she refuses that'll be a clear indicator that de vagina stinks.

Also tell her not to wash with soap. It causes the acidity level to go up in the vagina (or some shit like that) that's why it smells. There's some scrubs they sell specifically for her to wash her vagina. Try looking into that as a solution.

Leave up a Google search of you looking up how to tell your girlfriend in a nice way that her snatch smells and then ask her to Google something for you and she opens your phone and sees that when she opens your Internet browser

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Tell that dirty fucking hippie to go take a fucking shower, or why the fuck do you pay for water for her dumb ass

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finger her then make her suck your finger but make sure she gets a wiff first.

obviously do this nonchalantly

Just tell her to wash her snatch with a little water and baking soda. Problem solved, and be honest, she wouldn't sucks your dick if it smelled.....

>everyone whose pussy doesn't smell please step forward

Then just stop her when she tries to step forward

Go down on her and puke on her.

eat her out
say you smell something weird
puke on her
i think she'll get the message

dubs of truth truth

Fuck yes.

No, it's diet and hygiene habits. Maybe cultural too.

And the answer to this question my friend, is something that will continue to elude the male gender long after you and I are gone.

Child birth is a factor. My ex used to not smell at all then she had the baby and now it smells off

"Hey babe, I noticed you didn't have a few things while I was going through my own bathroom stuff, so I bought you a some stuff while I was getting my axe/old spice/whatever crap you scent yourself with

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Refuse to eat out. She'll take a hint

if you can't tell her that she smells then you shouldn't be in a relationship with her.... are you waiting for her to go fuck someone else and have HIM tell her?

Wait a few days, for her vag to balance its ph. Wash your pecker before you peck her.

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if she cares about you at all, she will want you to be honest… Just man up and tell her.

fuck her for a bit and then pull out and try to get her to suck your dick, she'll be face to face with the same smell you have to deal with plus your dick will have probably scraped out some of the junk in her pussy making it extra rancid.

Nah bro, it's the fucking revolving door vagina of a single mom kind of stench...
It's normal

You are in trouble, op. Unfortunetaly, if your dick smelled bad, saying that to you would be some sort of act of empowering that all her friends would congrats her for doing, but if you tell her that her pussy smell it is because you're a heartless male opressor.
Good luck with your stinking slut.

Just tell her that she should wash her pussy and tell us the result, please.

Put a peg on your nose when you have sex.

Source on image?

>Anonymous 01/22/17(Sun)19:13:16 No.7
the bad sell means shes genetical similar to you, nature wants you to reproduce with more different mates to create a bigger gene pool

also dubs of truth

Better yet, wipe your fingers off on her upper lip.

Grow up and tell her it smells.

Slip her some Flagyl for a few days and tell her not to have alcohol for some random reason lmao

Good luck with that shit, mate. For some reason they cant smell when their pussies go bad unless it starts turning green. For some reason my gf never learned to wipe front to back and i have tried for YEARS to get her to sort it out but she just gets all offended and most times her puss has this undertone of shit.

washing is not enough, same thing happen to me not my wife, just some x, cant take the smell, my dick cant take it too, lost my erection and i stop fucking her. i dont started to smell once my dick is so far inside her pussy.

Good god the infections, after the 3rd tiem as her doctor I'd be asking how she wiped.

Best one

stock her one night.
pretend to rape.
be wearing mask obviously.
when you get to the pussy, be like this shit stinks. nvm, & runaway

what doesn't she get infections??

Wear a gasmask around her and tell her it smells like fish

I didn't know how to tell her either, so one day, I started to go down on her, came back up, puked. Pretty sure she got the message.

I changed my my mind..this is now best one

dubs have chosen.
op is fag if he doesn't do this

I just told my (then gf) that her snatch were a bit musky and maby she had some shit down there... She used a bit of products and it whent away.. now she is my wife and no sex for me.

Holy fuck lmao

I'm sorry mate

tell her she should go vegan and wait a week until the smell is gone

Sometimes it get a bit ripe but she doesnt get infections. Look she obviously doesnt smear shit into her vag, its just that the wrong kinds of bacteria ends up making its way across the distance between the holes. Still smells like puss, but carries this undertone of ass. Like when i would finger her after a while when that typical pussy smell fades away, what remains smells like ass.

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How can I tell my bf this without sounding rude ?

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trips of truth

Have her eat alot of yogurt.

you dont

some girls it only smells just prior to their period then after their period it's normal

no, my sister smells totally fine

If her pussy smells, you have probably reached her expired date. Just switch gf

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Gross

Offer to take shower with her before sex and wash it.
Maybe she takes a hint

Act concerned for her well being.

If this is a girl you've been with for a while she'll be fine with it (unless she's a cunt). If anything, she'll just feel embarrassed.

Example:
>Hey, babe, I don't want to make you feel bad but I noticed lately your pussy smells different than it usually does. It has sort of a bad odor. I was kinda concerned for your health, but I didn't want to embarrass you during sex.

Her: Oh my gosh, I'm so embarrassed. Yes I noticed that too, and I have a gyno appointment coming up blah blah (OR) - Oh my gosh, I'm so embarrassed.. I'm so sorry, I hope I don't have a yeast infection, etc

>It's ok babe, you're still sexy to me. I just thought you should get it checked out in case there's something health wise to be concerned with (list a few issues)
And done. If your girl isn't a bitch she'll be fine with it. Just basically tell her straight up without being a dick about it.

Its probably just pee from not washing properly, check after a shower if she still smells when wet. If she does and things are too creamy white, its likely yeast issues. These are things you can talk to her about without being offensive. Just simply be honest and say you taste pee a little bit and she'll go wipe clean. Keep wet wipes handy in the bedroom for before/after as well maybe.

That's totally untrue. I can tell when my vag is "off". Makes me get in the shower for like an hour fixing that shit

make a playlist on YT with "hey mom, do you ever feel.... not so fresh?" parody videos. Like 80 of 'em.

Makes sense, I mean when my ass is all sweaty I assume that the area is "un fresh". Different kind of hole, but I imagine it's the same feel of "un freshness"

My girlfriend has a child. Smells perfectly normal.

Ask if the placenta has come out yet.
If not that would explain the rotten smell