Sexy fedora edition
/brit
Charles Cruz
Matthew Powell
Post willy:height ratios
Dylan Cruz
i want everyone i don't like to go away and shut up
Brayden Thompson
who /bopo/ here?
Levi Myers
6:6
Owen Carter
10:1
Noah Kelly
0.75
Brandon White
FIVE TO ONE BABY
ONE IN FIVE
NO ONE HERE GETS
OUT ALIVE
Chase Butler
Talked to a workmate who puts his milk in before his cereal AND dips his weetbix by hand
Julian Johnson
>/brit
Anthony Reed
I have a 7.5 inch willy and the same ratio
Are you me?
Isaiah Gonzalez
>using the kettle
>for NO reason the water splashes out the nozzle and splashes my face and chest even though I was pouring it away from myself
no idea what happened there desu
Andrew Gonzalez
Thinking of becoming a prison officer
Kevin Cruz
work tomorrow
Isaac Baker
i really like lauren lads
Mason Carter
nah i have a 7 inch willy im afraid
Alexander James
7:74
Henry Brown
would
John Harris
Americans are unfunny cretinoid germs whose parasitical approach to /brit/ is akin to economic migrants in Europe
All Americans should be shot
All Americans should be shot
All Americans should be shot
Tyler Foster
>shorter AND a smaller willy
I'm sure you have a great personality though lad
Christian Barnes
babestation
Brody Taylor
1:12 i mean
Daniel Jenkins
what if i told you that every american in /brit/ is a female teaboo and avid doctor who and sherlock viewer?
Jack White
tfw this is me
Jayden Williams
that's just dumb
Oliver Bailey
i would le reeee aha XD
BONK! haha thats me slapping my forehead :P
Nolan Green
Business idea: Become a comedian and get invited onto QI where I will proceed to dispense facts about the holocaust
Zachary Gutierrez
need a caty cole gf
Blake Johnson
feels ok desu
Christopher Hill
Girls are browsing lads.
Jonathan Miller
any yanks in here?
David King
*sits up straight*
*sucks in my gut*
Leo Perez
haha
you'll get blacklisted and treated like a dickhead
then you'll have no job
Isaiah Moore
girl here x
Ryan Murphy
i would say that but literally eveyone else is hitting a 1:3
Jason Campbell
I tried to buy a candle from the shops, but it was unavelable
Alexander Green
Choon lads
Levi Sullivan
>not making prudent investments with your comedy money and living off dividends for the rest of your life
Christian Parker
will you be my gf
tee hee
Connor Stewart
why? and it's spelled unavailable btw
Cooper Cooper
that would be like a 2 foot long cock lol
Luis Hernandez
Kek
Robert Mitchell
umm idk do you look like david beckham he's like totally my fav x
Aaron Diaz
just had a ripper nap lads
Anthony Howard
bit more like Wayne Rooney aha
Nathan Morris
have to go to sleep now
Bentley Stewart
I think I'm the worst here with a 1:12.5 haha and I'm 5'8 hahahahahHAHAHAHAH
Grayson Jones
just sucked some runt's dick while he was having a nap, he has no idea the little gay boy hahaha
Justin Edwards
sorry I meant 3:1
Joseph Ward
Hello lads, am I welcome
James Gray
height:willy ratio is retarded de su
only important statistic is taint+willy length, if you're anything less than 9' then off yourself
Wyatt Myers
Nah lad I'll cleverly cover it up as a part of my comedy gimmick
Eli Gutierrez
Absofuckinglutely
John Hall
sshit i did not mean to quote
Isaac Clark
ouch
yea just don't be a weapon
Adrian Brooks
that would be like a 20 foot cock
Jacob Rodriguez
11:1
Isaac James
gosh golly hope that wasn't me
Evan Jackson
Nigga you gay
Christian Evans
Thanks lad
John Clark
>taint
why are aussies always so oblivious they assume you'll know their retarded slang
american tier dumb
Caleb Diaz
alri pewdiepie
Colton Phillips
It's funny cuz only girls have taints
Lincoln Robinson
Really need to feel a gigantic hairy spider traverse alongside the underside of my willy lads
Easton Sanchez
You're retarded mate
Robert Wood
>he doesn't know what a taint is
David White
you didn't get the joke
Lucas Lewis
No?
Joshua Rivera
who /4inchtaintmasterrace/ here?
Gavin Adams
*posts webm of Chris Chan fingering his infected taint hole*
William Watson
this
Nathaniel Bennett
got a 6.8 inch cock but only a 2.5 inch taint
should I be worried?
Christian Hernandez
user... just why?
Logan Campbell
just circumcised my yank willy
Adrian Allen
youtube.com
BIG choon x
Hunter Morris
why did floorboards used to be so wide but now they're not?
Liam Bailey
Hey where did lickdicki go?
Liam Rivera
What's the word for the area between your balls and your arsehole mate
Anthony Morris
...
Ayden King
Gooch
Cameron Miller
car's door's joint's part gone
Isaac Perry
You like anime music lad???
Thomas Mitchell
me in the pit
Oliver Brown
its still your ballsack
Luis Scott
off licking dicks i reckon
Jacob Turner
Real Men cry at least once per week.
Juan Murphy
FOY
Angel Cooper
Twice if they're lucky
Tyler Butler
Wow gay
Brayden Hughes
i ent watching that gay sht
Thomas Allen
your stuff is LEGITIMATELY gay tho
Nicholas Robinson
>taintlets won't even acknowledge the existence of the taint
howling
Dylan Martin
making homosexuality acceptable is having an unknown effect on our children
David Thomas
Christopher Cruz
i.4cdn.org
very hot noises desu
Justin Lewis
the ol cide
William Adams
there's nothing wrong with girls who love one another
gay men however should be gassed
Chase Allen
fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better
Jacob Martin
New batch of gimmicks just reached the focus group stage lads
Caleb Anderson
fuck off
my door doesn't even sound like that