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Ethan Gonzalez
First for metal sucks
Posting best album
Jason Howard
Jim carrey is a poseur
Julian Miller
GLAM METAL IS THE WAY
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Carson Collins
Ugly slut
let David Vincent show you how it's done
Christian Robinson
djent
Owen Jenkins
There are no good female singers in metal. Women don't go with metal. If they do, they need precise instructions.
William Russell
START THE HOLOCAUST
Jordan Sullivan
Is Graham Bonnet /ourguy/?
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Anthony Lee
I'm trying to remember what I listened to when I was a teenager (mid 2000s), I really only knew stuff that was easy to find on youtube.. Any ideas?
Zachary Sullivan
>I don't like glam
Lincoln Kelly
vektor
Liam Morris
THE REICH WILL RISE!
Pop punk maybe? sum 41, green day and the others
Jack Ward
Combat (the record label?)
Grind (core like the genre?)
Earache (the label I'm assuming made the shirt?)
I don't get it.
Awful metalcore that was everywhere?
James Adams
'splain nigga
Dominic Rodriguez
PAMPAMAPAMAMAPAMAPAM
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Samuel Watson
indeed
Brayden Sanchez
Combat Grind is the opposite of Defend Wigger Slam
Wyatt Parker
Carter Rodriguez
You were listening to
- Paradise Lost
- Symphony X
- Nightwish
- Amon Amarth
- POSSIBLY some Devin Towsend/SYL
- System of a Down
- Tool
- The shitty Slayer albums
- Queens of the Stone Age
Jeremiah Smith
www.metalsucks.net
here you go buddy, that's a site for you
Easton Flores
When will you glam shitters get tired of posting this garbage
Elijah James
*blocks your path*
tatakaimashou baka gaijin...
*teleports behind you*
nothin personnel ya cunt
Dominic Cox
Axl pls don't come here to promote your shit
Carter King
>-Blackies bow to Glammers
>-In contact with Randy Rhodes
>-Possess Gravity defying hair abilities
>-Control LA with an iron but fair fist
>-Own Arenas & and your mum globally
>-Direct descendants of the ancient Riff masters
>-Will bankroll the first Stripclubs on Mars
>-Own 99% of Shampoo & conditioner research facilities on Earth
>-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Glam babies
>-each band member is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>-Ancient californian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented Guitar noodling progress with them
>-They own HairSpray R&D labs around the world
>-The Glammers are in regular communication with the Archangels Marc Bolan and Razzle, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to LA in history literally a few days later to the Rainbow
>-They learned guitar riffs and licks in under a week
>-Nation states entrust their Hair product reserves with the glammers. There’s no shampoo in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Crue
>-TheGlammers are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.
Ian Fisher
>Nightwish
i fucking hate that band, is so overrated, it's the ultimate proof that women destroy metal
Jacob Sullivan
I only like Windhand's Dorthia Cottrell.
I remember thinking the girl in Obscure Sphinx was decent, but they can't write songs so it's a waste.
Christopher Wood
it's duel time
Adrian Sullivan
The funny thing is you can tell how shitty of a person she is from the lyrics. Especially the lyrics to I Wish I Had an Angel.
William Gonzalez
I don't know
I think it was metal..ish
Yeah
Thank you, I feel so nostalgic
Isaac Ross
>garbage
it's not garbage though, it's very catchy
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William Sanders
Pretty good taste tbdesu
Christopher Peterson
You're right, but there are some exceptions
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David Price
- Lacuna Coil
- Some flirtations with modern black metal
- Opeth (in their prime?)
- Meshuggah
- For some reason, you were listening to drum and bass
- Gojira
- Baroness
- Machine Head
- Agalloch
Jayden Peterson
what's some good 2017 metal? So far this is the only meal album that I've really dug besides White Death's s/t
Hunter Edwards
Thanks to the folks that posted Zar and Ne Obliviscaris last thread. This is some cool shit.
Julian Parker
New Havok is interesting.
Leo Smith
Holy shit this is literally me from middle school til the end of high school.
Joshua Diaz
All Nightwish lyrics are written by their keyboardist.
Nathaniel Bailey
That guy's a fag, then.
Jace Rivera
Do people even care about lyrics in metal?
Josiah Robinson
congratulations, you were a nu-male, i'm glad i only listened to nwobhm when i was in high school, the nu-males feared me
Noah Taylor
yes and epic lyrics are the best ones
Jeremiah Diaz
>the nu-males feared me
Probably because you smelled like shit
Asher Sanchez
Is this considered sludge now?
Justin Morris
All these bands are better than the shitty black and glam metal this general jerks over
Caleb Cook
wtf is that shit hahahah, fuck metallica, they went full retarded after 1984
Hudson Young
Is she still the queen of metal?
Jose Flores
Being the alpha nu-male doesn't make you any less of a nu-male.
Luke Bennett
t. the nu-males that feared me because i was always a metal purist
Blake Gray
ah no and hasn't been for a long time sweetie ;)
Levi Wilson
For some reason I was really into malice mizer
Ian Taylor
Jose Cook
Which Darkthorne albums do I start with?
Samuel Smith
Not much. I appreciate them if they're good, usually manage to ignore them if they're meh.
Luis Turner
I swear there's a dick under there.
Chase Reyes
im trve
Lucas Moore
Not very familiar with UFO post Schenker. That guy aint half bad for being another EVH/Jake E Lee wannabe.
Nicholas Cruz
transilvanian hunger is the most well known and probably influential but im more of a fan of udner a funeral moon and panzerfaust oh and circle the wagons is amazing as well if you like metal music
Gavin Rogers
no yov're not
Joshua Garcia
t. nu-male
extremecuck metal is nu-male
Grayson Gray
pantera
Blake Perry
How many times did blackies stuff you in a locker
Luke Thompson
FUCK POUSERS!
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Liam Roberts
how do you not get bored of yourselves
Dominic Nelson
t. a nu male
Lincoln Peterson
t. nu-male of nu-males
Nolan Wood
baited that exact response
ez life
Andrew Jones
I want to die.
Jaxon Baker
...
Gavin Garcia
Panzerfaust is my favorite so go with it first, everyone knows my opinion is the most important.
Josiah Hughes
t. New Urban Male
Grayson Roberts
...
Christopher Powell
even if they dont, everyone else in their life does
Jayden Thompson
depends on what genre you like more, if you're more into bm then start with a blaze in the northern sky or pauzerfaust, if youre more into crusty punkish shit then maybe FOAD
Nathan Watson
Angel Lopez
emos, nu-males, kikes and niggers will die in the next holocaust
Anthony Russell
i baited that as well
Michael Baker
Gabriel Sullivan
>(((next)))
Hey rabbi.....
Tyler Campbell
Thanks fellas
Aiden Edwards
are people who listen exclusively to black metal considered posers?
Aiden Nguyen
...
William Young
you're right, the holocaust never happened but it should have happened
fedoras are also my enemies, i will defeat them in the name of Christ
Luke Clark
>TH most well known and probably influential
It's the weakest album in the Unholy Trinity, what the fuck are you talking about?
You go through their discography chronologically - Soulside Journey -> A Blaze In The Northern Sky -> Under A Funeral Moon -> Transilvanian Hunger -> Panzerfaust -> Total Death -> the rest
Cooper Clark
We're all going to die
Christopher Long
>Christfag
Leave the hall, NOW
Connor Moore
Fuck this thread
Jason Morris
is /ourguy/ Kim a small guy?
Ryder Moore
>weakest album in the Unholy Trinity
look i know you want to be cool contrarian guy but what does being influential have to do with how good something is? retard
Kevin Price
>in the name of Christ
literally who
Charles Rodriguez
Why does he wear the mask
Charles Allen
Rec dsbm
Why do I enjoy wallowing in self-pity?
Camden Sanders
t. fedoras nu-males
Thomas Ward
How is TH the most influential when compared to the likes of A Blaze In The Northern Sky and Under A Funeral Moon that did far more for the genre? Faggot.
Landon Turner
he's small for 2 metre tall swedes
Evan Rodriguez
How do we fix /metal/?
David Morgan
Kys edge lord faggot
Adam Thompson
>happy days
Check HipsterBlaclMetal's video on 'em
Carter Wright
We can't, we lost