Sup Forums give me the most awesome ways to kill myself

Sup Forums give me the most awesome ways to kill myself
i want the best most awesome way to go out
and i literally have 0 realitives and people that give a shit about me so whiteknights gtfo
GIVE SUGGESTIONS NOW
i might stream it too
pic related , i might blow the fuck out of my brain

Kill yourself

blow brains out in front of a canvas

>brain splatter painting

no timestamp

attempt an assassination

Make a noose out of razor wire
Put head through noose
Superglue hands to head and let it dry
Jump and razor wire cuts through neck
Looks like you pulled off head.

Livestream this shit

just get it done and dont bother anyone else with your shit stupid fgt

Old age
Now start streaming ...

air hose in urethra

...

just kidding kek i aint killing myself
ing4 OP IS FAG HURR DURR HE WONT DELIVER
thas rite faggots

Join the military, go out in battle, claim your place in Sovngarde. That's always been my plan.

Waste of dubs, check'd

get some thin steel cable about 10ft long and tie it around your neck in a noose. then some regular rope about 15ft long and tie it around your waste. thie both ends around a post on an overpass. take some super glue and flue your hands to your head. if done right the end result is that when you jump the steel wire will decapitate you and you will be left holding your own decapitated head swinging above traffic.

Good job you fucking cheese dick

Stick of dynamite in your mouth or a grenade

eat all the wild mushrooms you can find

shut your cock-pocket you needle dicked bug fucker

mines better
and surely OP will be an hero using my chosen method

You just need one Death Cap

Don't do it.

drink bleach and then ammonia.

quickly ducktape/glue your mouth, nose, asshole and vagoo. quickly run into a crouded area. you are now your very own mustard gas bomb.

hang yourself in a tree but make sure to paint yourself black first.

That's a Smith? What model? I just may be out of touch, but I've never seen a Smith & Wesson cylinder latch button that looks like that. I immediately thought of Taurus.

take a knife with you on a bungie jumping trip. You can cut the cord or you can slash your wrists and spray the crowd.