Mfw my hot girlfriend hit the wall at 30

>mfw my hot girlfriend hit the wall at 30

She should be fine. The car's probably totaled though.

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Is that Max Hardcore? He's aged quite a bit.

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Man, I've raw-dogged at least a dozen trailer trash hogs like her in the last few years. No regrets.

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>my wife hit it before 30

kek

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Quite the summary bill quite the summary

You should have went Asian.

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All of this.

I used to be a big time whale hunter, but after one relationship with a chubby girl and I knew I could never date one again. Totally fit that chart. My current gf of 2yrs is tall, has nice skin, and is in pretty good shape. Feels good, man.

Ain't tryin' to make a life with a fyat.

So, flabby slut thread?

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35 is when women are at their most horny best.