2 years ago I'm at a bar and I can't even remember how we got talking but I meet this smoking Swedish chick...

2 years ago I'm at a bar and I can't even remember how we got talking but I meet this smoking Swedish chick. We end up making out all night and I'm definitely going to smash.

We go get a kebab from a spot next door and it's all going great. We leave the kebab spot and are about to head to her place she runs across the road and I'm about to shout "be careful!", when the next thing I know she gets hit by this car and goes flying. Her fries kinda went up in the air in slow motion. It would have been hilarious if I wasn't freaking the fuck out (and also pisssssed that I probably wasn't going to smash anymore).

People surround her and everyone's freaking out. An ambulance comes and takes a look at her. Somehow she's completely fine! We go home and I spend the next few hours pretending to care and playing the friend card. Eventually (like 5 hours, and a lot of drugs later) we start making out again. We go to her room and she says "I want to try something with you". She then proceeds to put on this porn of a huge black dude fucking this tiny white girl. Sickkk. We fuck all night watching porn and getting stoned.

She just hit me up. I just felt like bragging. Sorry.

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pics or etc.

Who's the girl in the pic?

what he said

You watched animal porn with a Swedish girl?

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A wise man once said "Pics or it didnt happen nigger"

He also said: "only a fool would take anything on Sup Forums as truth"

i think that wise old man was moot or something

i once stuck a tennis racket up a girl's vagina at a party. see pic.

lol nice story and dubs user

Watching nigger porn with a Swedish girl....who most likely fucks nigger dick. Damn user enjoy your aids!

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>only a fool would take anything on Sup Forums as truth
got me to reply, but i know you know
and i also know that newfags gonna reply to you, so i sacrifice myself and give you your (you)

don't have nudes I'm not 12. It was 2 years ago too. Guess I could get some when we meet again. Here's a screenshot of the message I just got.

Ooh this is gonna piss you off man. I'm 100% dirty filthy sexy nigger :')

What kind of greentext story is this?

Total newfag. Don't know how to green text. Any racists wanna take a newfag nig under their wing or into their moms basement or whatever you're more than welcome

Why do you guys smell so bad? I mean I'm not racist but damn!

bang her but dont start a relationship because you know she's gonna cheat on you with a nigger or at least is going to try to cuckold.
don't be a CUCK

Did she insist on using a condom?
So you were her first black dude.
Immigrant, 2-3 gen? I mean are you sweish in culture and way of life, or foreign unclultured.

I mean txt in english, you must be an immigrant...

Suuuuure, bet you dont know in what country that picture was taken.

Most of the black people I know smell pretty good. You might be extremely low income or live in extremely low income society. So you probably come across people of all races that smell bad and only notice black people cuz I dunno you don't like us or something

I don't plan on seeing her for more than one night

2nd gen American living somewhere in Europe. Lucky to have loaded family and a bit of a legacy so well educated and cool I guess

Don't deny the existence of black people smell. It's the same fucking smell, don't play dumb.

And you are black? I mean western culture, is good. I'm not rasict, I do discriminate againt cultures that are stuck in thepast, not evolved though.
I guess you get a lot of hot european chicks being a western black guy, as women probably wanna test out the bbc myth but are smart enough for the most part to avoid immigrants.

Nah. If it existed I'd admit it. Our women usually have the same smell of hair product but apart from that we smell pretty fkn good if you ask me. But hey maybe I just don't notice because I'm black. Same way Indians don't realise they and their houses reek of curry all the time. Ah well.

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You are just used to nigger-stench.

Yup. Thank fuck for the BBC myth. I'm black. I too discrimate against cultures that are stuck in the past. Radical Muslims, radical Christians, radical hypocritical blacks, radical crazy racist whites etc

Yup. Probably. I am one as I said before. Are you used to the stench of poverty? How about loneliness?

I think what you smell s bo, black bo is diffrent from white people bo. Clean people smell like their products/dec etc no matter what race..

You know what I can't even deny that. I was with a black girl the other week and the bo was definitely more noticeable. Luckily deodorant exists *phew*

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