ITT: Movies you've jerked off to
ITT: Movies you've jerked off to
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I actually just watched the scenes on pornhub because fuck plot and romance. But yeah, I jerked off to this.
Schindler's List.
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It's really had watching Caligula and no fapping.
The movie's actually really boring
It's a very very slow movie
The only big deal about it are the high quality lesbian scenes
I don't even like metal and the comment on screamed vocals not having lyrics unironically triggered me
>The movie's actually really boring
No it's not.
>The only big deal about it are the high quality lesbian scenes
Pleb spotted.
It really is
this is a pretty good movie
Pokemon the movie, if only because of Misty
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>"my opinion is the correct one because it's mine"
just this one actually, I'm pretty sure
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The oiled up titty girls in Old School
edgy
>mfw watched this with me that
It was a really awkward moment, that's for sure
Meant with my dad. Fuck autocorrect.
Unfaithful. Too many times
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Which part?
Everybody over the age of 25 stop fucking around and admit it. It was on HBO like every friday for a solid summer in 98. I seriously can't be the only one.
WARM
Prime Jaime was so fucking hot
Striptease
Demi Moore gave me my first boner.
Spot the goy
Mulholland Drive
Team America
Dukes of Hazard
Absolute plebs.
Essential "why boner?"-core
His opinion that it's boring is correct because it's his opinion of the movie.
You gay, that's why.
Burying The Ex
fuck, Anton was a lucky bastard
This. Also, pretty much everything with Shannon Whirry.
Spring Breakers
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>you will never watch this with you that
>When the rapist becomes the raped
I didn't know how to feel about that, like wtf.
He always got pair with girls that seem way out his league look wise. Also I wonder if he was passed around in Hollywood with guys he seem twink ish.
Blew my load to this too many times.
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Erika Eleniak sex scene in Chasers.
God's Not Dead 2
You are very welcome:
knock knock
the big black dingus scene or the hanging scene?
not a film but this sketch
>God's Not Dead 2
I still can't believe this was made
Perdita Durango
Kick-Ass
Wouldns't thou wish to live deliciously?
>that scene where his girlfriend is riding him on the dumpster
hot bruh
fucking these. she should have impregnated by my lust and imagination alone by the number of times I fapped to her
WAKA WAKA
>pulls up pants
"yeah!"
>changes browser to blank google
>door opens just a little
"user can you walk the do today i have so much work to do"
>sigh
yeah sure i'll do it in a bit
thank you so much
>door closes
"i need to get a job and leave this hellhole"
> back to cuckoldcleanups13.mov
Fuck off fedora
probably why I have a fetish for dominatrixes
not fedora in the slightest
but propaganda be propaganda, no matter the message
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I giggled.
Dude, it's a sequel to a movie about an internet meme. It's about as ridiculous as making a Safety Not Guaranteed 2.
First time I ever saw a man nude. Then seeing him sprout hair, sharp teeth, and claws unwillingly seriously did some work on my sexuality.
Anyone else? Not a furry btw.
Beat off like 3 times watching Showgirls when I was 16
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
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How the fuck did Bradley get away with this?
Anybody here who don't fucking admit CRUEL INTENTIONS 2, when that bitch was grinding on a horse is a fucking liar
he's good looking
That scene in Mulholland Drive
You know the one
Thanks for outing yourself as a cuck.
Poultrygeist
Splice
I religiously jerk it to that pale chick from American Pie the naked mile
I like Blue, but I still jerk off to it.
He's right though. It's stock standard lesbian drama that's been told many times before in an hour and a half.
It was a 3 hour runtime and explicit sex scenes and a "its current year" mindset of festival judges that got this movie so much praise.
3 hour runtime and they still had to cut out the standard "I HAVE NO DAUGHTER!!!" scene that all lesbian dramas (and the comic this is based on) have. So in the 2nd act inevitable break up Adele crying "I have nowhere to go" doesn't make any sense.
Fuck you for defending shitty Oscar bait like this. You're as bad as capeshit fanatics.
>being so dim you think it's about lesbians
When I was a kid I had the dvd for pic related and it was the best fap material I had access to.
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lynch unapologetically shoves lesbian scenes into so many of his movies, it's great.
The lesbian kiss from Cruel Intentions. The little bit of drool at the end is where I get off
>all-asian cast
That's not how it works.
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that is the way the movie is mean to be viewed. masturbation enhances the viewers appreciation, it does not preclude understanding or enjoyment
Spot the retard
Can't believe that won best picture
fuck off furfag
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Prime Jolie was so hot.
I used to jerk off to this movie every time it came on cable when I was a kid.
Whos there?
I share his opinion and nobody agrees with you so fuck off
>my god is real, its all the other gods who are fake
have a *tip
u got da wrong crash
that movie was at least 5 years past prime jolie
>kid
>2005
infants leave
Heartbreakers
true lies
2005 was 11 years ago
That scene from the matrix where Keeanu Reeves is "bugged".
I blasted a 10 oz load when Rip takes her jumpsuit off and she is in those too small panties and the top that shows her perky nips.