Guys, in a few days im 100% sure ill be getting laid for the first time. (for the record, shes a 8/10 cutie).
Please, you must help me. I need advices. Not like "wear a condom", like, teach me how to eat her out, or some tricks only you buttfags know. Please help me
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bump
bump, come on pls
put sharpie in pooper
mine or hers? xd
ok, noted down, anything else?
Be upfront about your lack of skill, so she knows what to expect. If you do eat her out slightly sucks her bean and tounge flick it at the same time, if you can finger her while doing this she'll be happy.
Also try and get a few loads off before going there, you may not last to long other wise
what position do you recomand me as a begginer?
im 14,8 cm
yours
dont pull the anal beads out like you're starting a lawnmower
the helicopter
Fun on her tummy op. Unless she swallows. Then let the whore swallow
Bust a nut like an hour or two before you bone
It can help you last hours
Also squats helped me with lasting longer, idk how but they did
Get her hanging legs off the bed to her hips you stand up and bend her knees to her boobs for deep penetration. But it depends on her too if she isn't to experienced that may be a bit full on for her
suck n play with the clit
do the alphabet w/ ur tongue. but don't press really hard at first. be gentle and slowly build the pressure, girls go crazy 4 that shit. so by the time you get to the 'O' you'll be pressing pretty solid
lick the clit if ya eat pussy. hope she's got a big one
leld
>,8cm
Don't kid yourself
You're 14cm
Deal with it
OP here, looking at my unexperience, should i focus on the foreplay more?
I don't know why you would ask Sup Forums this question, 95% of the betafags here have never spoken to a woman other than their mom.
masturbate a few hours before, it will help you last longer for your first time.
if you feel like you are getting close but want to last longer pull out and kiss her or switch positions so you cool down for a second then keep going.
oral isn't difficult, just listen for her audio queues or watch her body language.. start softly and use circular motions with your tougne.
post cawk and i'll give you more.
The main thing with good sex is try and match each others rhythm and if you miss a beat just try to sync up on the next thrust, also don't get to happy if she starts moaning it still may be a while before she cumms so concentrate on how sore your arms may be if you're on top or legs if standing like I said it will make you last longer. I never lasted more than a minute or two my first few times
yeah go easy in the beginning, if go too soon too fast it will hurt. Furthermore you just should talk with her, no girl expects wonders from you if youre a virgin, also if she likes you she will like it anyway
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All this "masturbate before it so you an last longer" is bullshit, just fucking enjoy it and focus on you and her just sharing this wonderful moment, porn fucking ruined your expectations, just talk with her god damn and ask her what she likes
Yeah set the mood well, mood is pretty important. Start off slow lightly tickle her and run your fingers down her back up her legs, kiss her on the collar bone and neck then work your way to her pussy
Eat her out and make the alphabet with your tongue. Don't be afraid to run her clit against your nose
What I used to do (gf doesn't like it as much) was suck the clit and make the alphabet with my tongue while fingering her g spot with the alphabet
I'm a sex expert. I know things.
(1) When you ejaculate, try your hardest to pee inside of the pussy. This way, she will be horny and fuck you more.
(2) Have a roleplay. Roleplayes are good and fun. And record it too.
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Rub her clit on your nose. I smell a filthy jew, keep your gross kike sex to yourself.
No one, particularly a guy around here is going to get laid by a 8/10 on their first time. It will fall apart the second she sees or senses how inexperienced you are. Does she know you're a virgin yet? It's best she knows because she WILL know when you get started.
Honestly, it's easier to start with average girls or fat girls. They won't be as demanding, their standards won't be so high. Once you get used to training wheels, then you get a real bike, when you can ride a real bike, then maybe a motorcycle. Moral of this story is no one starts out with a Harley, they'd fuck themselves up fast.
Also, I'm pretty sure most guys finally get laid after a million "close calls", I probably had 10 different options to get laid before I finally did, had I have been more socially aware and knew how to properly grasp these opportunities, things would have been different.
Moral of this story is when a noob thinks it's coming, it's frequently not.
Masterbate for a few hours??? Shit dude, he won't be able to get hard.
The magic amount for me is one fap beforehand at some point in that day. It's enough that I won't spurt soon and that I'll be able to last as long as needed.... but if I do more than one fap that day, there will be performance issues and difficulty keeping hard.
Guys thank you with all my heart for your help, she fucking called me right now and told me to come over. The king of foreplay will start sooner.
wish me luck, thank you all again
so full of shit talking
think back to virginity days... i could get hard seconds after blowing a load everywhere if there was a slight chance of pussy.
Good luck you glorious bastard, I hope you have a intense and simultaneous orgasm with this girl
Do not drink
First timer usually would have a hard time keeping their dicks hard as they‘re nervous, and alcohol is not going to help.
just stay relaxed and enjoy it
on my first time she fucking cried lel, killed my boner pretty quickly
Oh remember when you could bust a nut and just keep pumping away until the next one, fuck I miss that
i hear that 1 glass of red wine and 1 small glass of wiskey can keep you hard for hours.
I don't know if I haven't had any for a while it makes me less nervous and makes me last longer most of the time
Might make blood flow better kinda thing?
well alcohol has influences on your blood pressure, the more you drink the lower it gets, so practically the drunker you are the harder it is for the body to keep up the boner
yes, i hear it from and old man in a bar, so i might have to trust it
Should have told op to keep us posted on how he went
For the most part I think we helped a bit, good work Sup Forums for not being totally retarded
Is there anyone here who is very knowledgeable about sex?
There's a blood pressure "sweet spot" that is ideal for arousal, too high or too low can give boner issues. Viagra, in testing, was originally made for lowering blood pressure, it dilates blood vessels which makes for longer/harder boners.
I'd say the drinking to last longer is a myth, but jacking too much can definitely make it harder to get hard and not jacking enough can make you go to soon.
The magic amount for me (if I intend to have sex) is masturbate once a day. There's been a couple of days where I had a day off, spent the day in a marathon of wanking, get a booty call, go out and can't perform. I've learned it's best just to not respond to booty calls if you've been wanking all day long....
no
When fucking focus ok controlling your breathe. When youre about to nut start thinking about the inverse of tan pi. Make sure she nuts before you do or she just fucked you
LOL i know that place
Yeah but the first time after masturbating a lot makes you uncomfortable which gives you a good amount of stamina. You can be the best in the world but if you come before her the game is over, otherwise if she comes before you can keep going and maybe try to give her another round
Synchronized orgasm is best tho