Last time you scumbags took a proper shower?

Last time you scumbags took a proper shower?

4 hrs

Yesterday

Mr clean here

Well you need to brush your fucking teeth

Few hours ago. I may be a degenerate lolicon neckbeard, but I keep clean.

Yesterday.
Will take another shower right now, before heading out to the doctor.

Few hours ago

About two weeks ago.. been living on the road for a few months, I'm using public wifi in a bush beside the library right now

three weeks ago

Tuesday morning. Depression is a bitch

Homeless?

20 minutes ago, was with somebody else also, not that it matters

there's the biggest spider in the bathroom and I missed my chance to kill it

should just nuke the house from orbit, it's the only real solution

About two weeks ago, I have a broken arm though so showering is a pain in the ass

I'm paranoid each time I have to use the toilet

in theory I could fend it off using the shower head, but I'm scared of the moment I see it

this fucking spider is killing me

bmp

ive been there, i know what you mean, have broken my arm twice. my 9yo nephew broke his arm a couple months ago, when he stayed at my place I helped him shower several times, he could do it fine by himself but was much easier/faster with help.

So you're that creepy uncle?
What else did you "help" your nephew with?

few days ago

couple days ago. about a month before.

More or less this

nah. nothing wrong with consensual showering with family. Im not jerry sandusky or micheal jackson.

I do landscape gardening so I shower every day, if I'm honest some weekends when I'm not busy I won't shower from Friday night to Monday night.

about 3 days ago, for some reason i dont shower that much, no reason for me not to i just dont do it. i only really shower about once a week. still brush my teeth twice a day tho

This morning.

a while

Just got out of one

Night before last.

About 2 hours ago. I take a shower almost every day.

It must be at least 2 years ago. At some hotel.

3 years ago

5 for me

Dirty jew.
3 hours ago here

I think he's past brushing. He needs a total oral dentectamy.

20 minutes ago

Last night.

what's a "proper" shower?

2 weeks ago. (not kidding) ,i've also gone entire months without showering,and no,i don't give a shit if other people notice it.

problem is,with mental issues i have,time pass by,and literally taking a shower is the last of my worries

When you use soap?

I could do that if my itchy hair didn't annoy me after 2 days

Me and my gf shared a bath last night...

fuck off chad

6,7 weeks? I forget. But between cool weather and little physical exertion it doesn't cause any problems. Just gotta keep the asshole clean.

Been there man, biggest spider I've ever seen (size of the palm of my hand) dropped from the ceiling tried to sit on my head while I was in the shower. Scared the shit out of me. Killed it with the shower head and didn't shower for a few weeks.

2x per day minimum

>proper shower?
10 months
>Rag bath and alcohol rub?
Every 6 hours of being awake

sad

Jesus, I really don't understand a fear of spiders. They are not that different than other bugs and they are awesome because they eat annoying incects.

90 minutes ago

about 10 minutes ago.

3 days ago

Did he drop the soap ?

2 weeks ago :/

Its weird because I don't smell at all

>I don't understand fear of x
That's the definition of phobia, it's irrational
They look strange, scary, their movements are scary, they disappear into thin air after blinking, like all insects they have exoskeleton which is another weird thing
Or so it seems from a persons with arachnophobia point of view

Homeless people don't gag from their own smell either