And in what could be a billion dollar idea... let's insult and antagonize our core demographic

>And in what could be a billion dollar idea... let's insult and antagonize our core demographic

Damn. Sunk my submarine.

Can't wait until Monday.

Let me guess. The couple who picked the back seats are not going to watch the movie and do something else.

>implying you didn't do this in high school

nobody on /tv didnt anything remotely resembling that

>senior year
>go see lame percy jackson movie or something
>midway she puts her hand on my crotch
>I move her hand back to the armrest because I don't want her to know how small my dick is
>I put my hand over her crotch
>make circular movements over her jeans and she just looks at me and laughs
>put hand back
>finish movie staring straight forward
>her friend picks her up
>drive home alone

Pretty sure it's what the Marvel movies are designed for.

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this i may actually believe

i did

>didn't drive into oncoming traffic to kill yourself
This story is fake

Is buying move tickets in advance a thing now?

What rock have you been living under?

Next showing, starts in 30 minutes.
>kek

Holy shit. What does it mean?

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It's like that here too, show starts in 15 minutes.

>literal terrorist massacre just happened
>people will sit in a confined space for hours

sjws will blame islam for this

who got it?

>didn't have highschool romange
>didn't learn to fiddle with a bra strap in a darkened theater
That's why you're a fucking loser.

This is a new low for the board.

Underrated.

Aren't a lot of parents going to take their kids to watch this shit?

>Seat F11

wew lad

>sjws will blame islam
what world are you in?

>tfw the only remaining seats bought are directly in front of "him"

So many singles

>analysts think it will make $50 million this weekend alone

>dem two singles in the back corners.

lel

Sony confirmed for spending what's left of their marketing budget on tickets, so as to have a slightly less humiliating opening weekend

Why do people buy seats way off to the side that are way too close to the screen. It's like they're trying to fuck up their theater experience.

>jerkin' seats are all taken

sometimes the theater blocks off seats that are really bad for seeing movies in 3D

Gotta make sure you can see that giant ghost getting shot in the dick the way it was intended.

Buddy, there are a lot of reasons why I'm a fucking loser

If this theater is in America, nobody gives a shit about something happening in Europe. We all sort of just assume they're doomed anyway, except for Britain.

And yet here you are, still breathing my air.
KYS homo

>homo
How's middle school treating you, kiddo?

>look at him go

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