How do I kill a dog secretly?
Okay, there's this dog my neighbors yard next to my house, the dog is tied up & always barks in the middle of the night waking me up & bothering my sleep, it's driving me CRAZY! I talked to my neighbor about it but still nothing. So can anyone tell me how to kill the dog secretly? it's either that or I bash its head with a shovel
What type of dog
how about you bash the owner in the head with a shovel, its not the dogs fault.
Kill the owner instead, that would solve your issue and the dog's.
Poison
Make nerve gas, inhale
Kill the owner
Adopt the dog
Just call the police and they'll force the owner to take action.
Call them after the designated "quiet hours" of your neighborhood.
Ordinary dog, not an expensive breed
Stop being edgy mane
Piss off dog lover
It's dog's fault you retarded nigger.
The answer is poison. duh.
Feed it with chocolate
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Throw chocolate in the yards where it's tied up.
I live in a 3rd world country, police too lazy to act
What kind of poison? I've tried rat poison, dog still alive
Get your own, bigger dog
Give it roofies. Or maybe... Anti ruffies?
Abduct the dog, then look for a gore thread on here, replicate. WE WANT PICS!
.99ยข ear plugs yo. problem solved and you dont have to kill the poor fuckers dog
rupture your eardrum so you don't have to hear the dog anymore
What kind of chocolate? how big? coz I fed it chocolate but still nothing happened
>3rd world country
Then steal the dog and keep it for yourself.
who the fuck cares, most people deal with that almost every night but you don't see them killing a dog over a stubborn reason lmao
What's ruffies?
I'm no cuck, I wanna know how to kill dogs so I can sleep undisturbed
You're going to poison a dog because he barks at night? What country are you from you fucking degenerate?
>I'm no cuck
Yet here you are, asking how to kill a big bad dog
Youre a pussy ass beta cuck if you dont. Im with OP
>get a bottle of ammonia
>get a bottle of bleach
>mix them together
>it should start to sizzle
>taste it to make sure it's good
problem solved.
You dont know my struggle coz theres no dog fucking up your sleep with its squeaky barking
>wants to kill dog because i am too ignorant to know what music/sleepaid/earplugs are
op you're an even bigger faggot of all ops in Sup Forums
Call animal control you fucking idiot.
Don't try to kill the dog. That's potentially jail time and heavy fines
Let the dog off the chain, take its tags off. You're free now, boy!
It prob won't come back, and gets to live.
>taste it
Then kill yourself. Everybody is happy.
If you have spoken to the neighbour and it isn't rectified the next step is to either report them to your local council or call the police on a noise disturbance. You kill that dog in any way and you'll be suspect number 1. If your neighbour is nuts it could get really dangerous for you.
Do it the legal way.
kys first
Keep calling the cops till they do something.
if you're a pain in the ass they'll do something for you, maybe even kill the dog themselves.
LOL so funny....... NOT
stop being a fucking fruit cake
I can't tell if you're a cuck or just a jew
Kill yourself
you just can't cure this kind of selfish stupidity
this is obv bait
pics or /thread
poison is for pussies, but antifreeze should do.... broken tempered glass mixed with meet will work if you want to listen to it howl in pain for a day or so before it dies.
Ricin
>...... NOT
Its time for you to leave.
He already said he lives in a 3rd world country and the police won't do anything. I wanna know which country so I can judge the entire population based on this guys warped mind.
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Feed it rat poison and afterwards kill yourself too for being an idiot
but even if they don't care if he keeps calling over and over he will be like the dog to them and they'll definitely do something I'm sure
Which country. Your understanding of English is impressive.