Boss tell you to go train the new girl

>boss tell you to go train the new girl
>walk back to desk
>see this
What do

Ask her how things are holding up.

Tell her to lose about 250lbs and then gimme a bell.

>What do
Ultimately get fired for sexual harassment.

Cum on her face and tits instantly, tell her to clean herself up as she can't be fuckin up her first day. I'm nice.

How would you harass her?

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Train her and help her do her job sufficiently.

Disable dubs.

Ayyy

>Take her on Sup Forums
>timestamp
>take requests

Hardware keylog her FB account, impersonate her, attempt to hook up with nearest make family member. Send nude chest shots of Maserati XXX. Watch the holiday fallout.

Can't disable these

That number tho

Go back and thank my boss, then procede to make many,many, many fine mouth babies with said trainee

You monstar

There are enough niggers in this world, pls dont breed this bitch..

Introduce myself and train her but also become friends. When I feel we're close enough, I ask her how her titties are so fuckin huge.

Breast hypertrophy, son.

I might Google that one day.

Quickly grab my left ass cheek and push out a now silent fart. Hide my jar of jam behind my deskphone and pray I haven't spilled any spaghetti yet

>get sweaty
>try to maintain eye contact when speaking to her
>but not for too long

Immediately glance across the office at Tyrone and whisper "you made black Boi?"

>Breast hypertrophy
a very beautiful medical condition

Ask why I am training a whale

Tell her she can't use Facebook at work

this except I'd probably mumble while looking at my feet, glancing at her chest occassionally

Then you see skinny her with sacs of skin down to her knees and you deeply regret your choice

Tell that bitch to get off of facebook. We're a law firm, not an internet café.

fuck kek. That's a legit question.