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Lovely day in York today

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>that first refreshing sip of the day

hmm

I see everyone there is quite smartly dressed for their trip out to town.

Not like 'round my end.

You're mad you are.

**ends

top 5 cities in the united kingdom
1. gibraltar
2. sheffield
3. york
4. swansea
5. newcastle-upon-tyne

kill yourselves you worthless lowlives

>York
>Bath

gf is doing a hissy fit about her essay and I'm literally just going to ignore her lmao

swansea is an absolute hole

only just realised el mexicANO and el haitiANO
have the same gimmick

you the lad she cucked?

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Bury lancastershire > bury st edmunds

yeah, innit
no-one in York has ever had a bath

this is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife
this is running on empty
food review

AHHHHHH!!!

>there are "people" in this very thread that wouldn't take TS Kamilla's 10 inch beautiful cock

Would like an Italian gf but they look and talk like pakis.

Stealing this. Going to swap the contents of many household and namebrand containers

ill be famous

>Penis Size: Big
>Breast Size: Big
>Height: 180cm
she's a big girl

for you

Another 9gag meme

It's "end" 'round my end.

>no mention of preston

Try again fella.

aaaaaand suicide before age 30

Excellent. I wish the thread was nothing but funny pictures like this one.

WHERE'S MY FACKIN RYEBREAD, FOREIGNER???????????

Straight off the 'ag

top 5 ends in london:
>blue
>peckham
>dalston
>walthamstow
>island

Owt on telly lads?

Must be brilliant riding a motorbike in the UK. Jelly.

adverts

Nowt

Visited York once, stayed about 100 meters from the entrance to the minster and even climbed to the top

Really pretty place I do have to say

I took a picture

>wanting to live past 30
pleb

i only watched channel 4 and sister channels anyway

ELI5:reproduction

bit of meiosis then loads of mitosis bro

it's being taken down next year because it OFFENDS MUSLIMS - and the TAXPAYER is footing the bill

You can watch it online here:
tvcatchup.com/

No BBC 3 for some reason.

UK TV LICENSE PAYERS ONLY

York
>Low GDP
>No financial sector?? Lmao
>Full of old shit

London
>High GDP
>World center of finance
>Always innovating

Based Yorkshire

I'd believe it

ooohh it's mad

>he needs a TV license to watch TV

hao ling

now you've done it

Fifteen To One's on.

>sandi toksvig
Brexit can't come fast enough.

Why would you live in Lahndahn when Yorkshire exists?

career
fun
habit

i just had a little love, now I am back for more tbqh la

But look how qt it is

The Buttertubs Pass

*slaps on back*
"Good man!"

Because you're a nigger Muzzie

It was true then, and it's true now.

Fuck Y*rk.

arse, lads.

Really hate the way Moslems pronounce 'Islam' desu

ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLAM

>career
>fun
>habit

Unfortunately, a lot of college students turn into a pack of cunts when they leave mammy's house for the first time. They get their first taste of freedom and they all band together to get sloshed and out-cunt one another. In my first year of college, I was renting an apartment in a large student accommodation building. People were constantly kicking random doors and playing with fire extinguishers and urinating on walls. The balcony apartments on top were full of lads shouting and screaming and tossing cans off the roof until the early hours of the morning, to the point that I sometimes prayed for rain to lash out of the heavens. The worst bit was the fire alarms. People would set them off on purpose, just for the craic, like. The alarms were fitted into people's bedrooms and kitchens, so when somebody set one off in the hallway, you'd be woken up at 5AM by a high pitched alarm that was situated directly over your bed.
Fucking dickheads.

Stockport
>has a big fuckoff viaduct (LARGEST BRICK STRUCTURE IN EUROPE AT ONE POINT THATS RIGHT CUNTS)
>wrold famous hat musuem
>is a lost city of the ancient Egyptian civilisation (pic related)

London
>puny little viaductlet
>no hatm museum
>is NOT a lost city of the ancient Egyptian civilisation

this

is lahm

Lads how do you fill your piss jugs. I tried it lying down and before I knew it the entire thing was overflowing etc. The angles are very complicated in this method, but standing up defeats the point.

*drives toyota hilux into thread*

ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

the point of piss bottles is pissing without leaving your room
I don't see how standing up affects it

alri rasheed
this IS lamb

i bought a catheter online

>never played in the prem

Literally irrelevant.

>reddit spacing
fuck off

‘Al-Islā′miyyah

Don't forget to do the throat thing, and all the vowels are long... uncomfortably long.

Nothing worse than pulling down a girls knickers and seeing a fucking hambeast

GCHQ here, this thread has been flagged for repeated use of the word Islam. We couldn't help but notice none of you are paying your TV license...Want to fill us in?

*applies for uk visa*

I'm a CIS male so i dont need a tranny license

i always get her to lie on her front or go behind her to pull them down. that way i can check out her arsehole first.

tfw too depressed to ever go to lectures

To be fair throat-singing is really cool

Don't have a tv, honest!

Just claim asylum lol

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>license
FOY

Daily Reminder: "Girl" is not a biological term. It is a social term. Ergo, there can be male girls, and female girls. Being a girl means being a being of feminine character.

Some girls have penises. Deal with it.

that is NOT what hambeast means, you've made a right fool of yourself

tfw too ugly and lazy to ever go to lectures

Has anyone ever actually had a girl sit in their face? Isn't it super uncomfortable? Won't they crush your face?

You make me laugh, when I'm not even in the mood to smile.

what percentage of girls have penises

For the last time Simon you're not allowed in the little girl's locker room.

Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?

Ur mum

Nowt

>Tfw you don't pass the attractiveness test to enter the lecture

Spent all day so far deciding which of two games to play
I've been up for 9 hours and still haven't decided

What are your options?

youtube.com/watch?v=iIImuhkbqXk

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Business idea:ugly tax
Tax uglies at 500% rates for imposing their abhorrent visage on others. National debt wiped out overnight

5-10%

Again, being a being of feminine character lends itself to being born a female being. But there are those born male with exceedingly feminine character, exceeding even most females.
I'm not a Tranny.

Just a Tranny-lover.

>paki pet

Kill it.

You don't understand, everyone in my class is incredibly posh, rich, happy and good-looking

SMTIV or MGS1

>5-10%
Deranged, deluded, disparate leaf man not funny at all