This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
>He's 7'2'', 335 lbs (2.18 m, 152 kg)

uppercut to his nads
butt fuck when done

test the resistance of his scrotum

punch the bear, maintain dignity.

ask if i can watch while he is fucking her

>Teleport behind him with my katana
>"Nothing personal kid"

Stop, get some help

I slap his girlfriends asses - all 5 of them

No u

God you are the biggest raging faggot

shoot him like you would a horse

Snap neck. Take tanktop home as trophy.

I was gonna say shoot out his knee caps and give him a pink sock. Maybe a kiss on the cheek and call him a fag.

I would wish that I had a girlfriend that I could fight him over. Dude is clearly an inferior human specimen and would go down easier than any of those girls for $15.00.

protip, he is gay.

No u

Hello and goodbye

Punch him & run away through as many doors as I can find.
He'll eventually hit the doorframe & pass out.

KEK

Nice double dubs

I let him suck my dick to make the cum

I'm 9' 17" and 550 meters
so who cares

please dont cheat babe it makes me sad when you let bigger stronger men pick you up

The girl on the right is hot as fuck. Who is she?

nothing a gun cant solve...or a car....a truck...a bus
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this guy gets it

I'd let him and all them sluts do a reverse gangbang on me and just let them ride it. Than afterwards I would take them to an Asian buffet and say I'm buying and walk out without paying. Getting fucked in more ways than one.

Stay true to being a fat lazy bastard and just summon the rancor on his ass

The girl left of him is named nochtlii on instagram she was a dutch police officer

Good maybe she should get a Dutch oven

I just slap his ass and give it a good squeeze.

Lol a good dutch legacy

You would think a dude with arms that big would score more attractive females but apparently smarts attract smarts.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

I'd slap his ass and smile at him

I slap his ass

only fair

i'm bigger than him, i slap his ass to show dominance

shoot him.

superman punch his fucking throat

Kek.

look at that used up sack of shit on the left still trying to desperately hang on to what she used to be, should have quit/been fired years ago and yet she is somehow still there

Those girls are halla made crazy fuck ING hot.

>shoot him.

This is the correct answer, when asked why you just say he was sexually asualting your girlfriend and you "stood your ground".

Slap his ass and wink

Call the Police because that's Battery

Be dissapointed he didn't slap my ass